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Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

Is it ironic at all that i like the song Robot Rock by Daft Punk?

Edit: Do the Jacks have a DJ? If not, I may have found my new Jack name.

I've been known to spin some drum and bass and jungle on occasion, but I'm not very good. I'd gladly step back from the turntables and let you spin :)

I'll be right back, I'll get my equipment.

SCJ steps out..

Is it ironic at all that i like the song Robot Rock by Daft Punk?

Edit: Do the Jacks have a DJ? If not, I may have found my new Jack name.

Hmm.. I do need a new name, don't i...

Well, I've made the plunge.. No longer do I worship The Lawyer. He's gone over a month now, with no word. So now I guess you could say I'm a full fledged Jack now. And with that, why don't we fix CJ now? Maybe he'll come back as a Beer Bottle Golem..

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

So, what do you plan to do once he's here?

We'll party!

Cool! I'll bring beer from work! I also have to.. um.. change something..

So, what do you plan to do once he's here?

I don't suppose a miracle spell would help..?

Anyone here heard of the energy drink called RedJak? It's cheap, and not that bad.. and im sure you can mix it with something alcoholic if you really want to..

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

SCJ walks down some stairs he was unaware of

Dude! We have a basement? Anyone object to me using this basement for private reasons? Lynora? Jack Hammer? Unless it's already in use, that is..

I don't mind. Btw, there's a kobold tied to an elctric chair down there. Don't let him loose.

Um, that's not Kobold Cleaver, is it?

Cool, thanks! Don't mind any noises you may hear. It's just .. some illusion spells i'm working on. Heh, illusion spells..

SCJ walks down some stairs he was unaware of

Dude! We have a basement? Anyone object to me using this basement for private reasons? Lynora? Jack Hammer? Unless it's already in use, that is..

Awkward. How 'bout i just go.. somewhere.. and let you guys talk.

SCJ Picks up his beer and walks in a random direction

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Angel of Violence wrote:

Jack Hammer

** spoiler omitted **

JH doesn't know how to think or feel about the new 'memories'. They seem genuine. He needs time. He curls up with a keg and has a couple to slow down his brain.

He struggles to remember the cause of LJ's death. Did he fail her somehow? Who else does he fail? The weight presses down upon him.

Drinking his Guiness Hey man, you're not looking so good. You alright?

I failed, err...I mean I will fail. I'm not sure.

Have one of your Guinesses. They're cold.

Guinesses.. That doesn't sound right.. Anyway. What do you mean you will fail? You don't want to think that way, it's setting yourself up for failure. You're more than welcome to some of my beer.

Angel of Violence wrote:

Jack Hammer

** spoiler omitted **

JH doesn't know how to think or feel about the new 'memories'. They seem genuine. He needs time. He curls up with a keg and has a couple to slow down his brain.

He struggles to remember the cause of LJ's death. Did he fail her somehow? Who else does he fail? The weight presses down upon him.

Drinking his Guiness Hey man, you're not looking so good. You alright?

Everybody's happy when Hungry Jack® helps out in the kitchen!

Amen

Mmmm.. Banana flap jacks..

SCJ drinks his Guiness, as he lounges about in his blue shorts with pony designs and a Hawaiian t-shirt that looks like a scenery of clouds

Anyone else want some? I still have most of this twelve pack left.. I have it in the cans too, if you prefer.. Drop a shot of Bailey's Irish Creme and have yourself an 'Irish Car Bomb' if you'd like..

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

Knocks at the door

Hey guys.. Am I allowed in?

It depends. Have you decided to quit worshiping that pony?

Er... Um.. I brought beer?

Smiles innocently, handing JRHM a twelve pack

*smiles* Welcome!

So, all I could get my hands on is some Fosters and Guiness.. Take whichever one you want, I'll put the rest in the fridge..

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

Knocks at the door

Hey guys.. Am I allowed in?

It depends. Have you decided to quit worshiping that pony?

Er... Um.. I brought beer?

Smiles innocently, handing JRHM a twelve pack

Knocks at the door

Hey guys.. Am I allowed in?

Sounds delicious, thanks Hungry Jack!

Excuse me.. I'll be right back.. I need to, um, do.. something..

*walks away to a private area and starts chanting*

Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!

Mmmm.. Potato Pancakes..

The remains of the Vrok Fleet fly overhead and drop pamphlets.

Level too low? The Place of Winds has great enhancements for sale. Impress someone special today.
Results may vary.

I may not need that.. I need to recalculate my XP for something.. You wouldn't happen to have XP for sale, would you?

I don't like this one bit..

*mumbles*
If only I were higher level

Um.. KC is dead..? WTF?

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

You know what get's rid of stomach problems? Cayenne Pepper.. no lie.

Take apart a tylenol caplet or something similar, and put cayenne pepper in it. Down the hatch, and wait. After one explosive trip to the bathroom, you should be all clear! :)

That is truly disturbing...

Sorry for that...

Taste test..... I forsee .... a Stomach ache magnitude 25

You know what get's rid of stomach problems? Cayenne Pepper.. no lie.

Hey Reggie! Where's Panama? Haven't seen him in a while... You know these "magic cooler" versions of a dark and stormy is just not the same. I don't suppose you could show me how that's done, could you?

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Hey, at least it's not Pabst Blue Ribbon or Billy Beer.

Perhaps.. i dunno..

Maybe i should just go back to worshiping Sebastian..

Psh, since when did that San Francisco hippie do anything for you?

It all started when I discovered several ponies following me...

That's an interesting question.. You'd have to ask him, as I'm enjoying my fifth dark and stormy at the moment..

Edit: These are excellent by the way.

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Hey, at least it's not Pabst Blue Ribbon or Billy Beer.

Perhaps.. i dunno..

Maybe i should just go back to worshiping Sebastian..

Just ask one of the other Jacks to get your drinks out for you, silly.

She snaps her fingers. Go get SC Jack a Dark and Stormy, please and thank you. The unseen servants rushes off in a whirl of air and rushes back with a dark and stormy for SC Jack.

Ah! Thanks! I love these things...

drinks the dark and stormy

Hey, at least it's not Pabst Blue Ribbon or Billy Beer.

Perhaps.. i dunno..

Maybe i should just go back to worshiping Sebastian..

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Lynora-Jill wanders in after a night of intense dancing. She yawns and stretches. Time for a nap in the sun. Seeing SCJack's problem she smiles.

I told you not to abuse the holy relic. A day of service in the Solar Temple should be sufficient. After that the cooler will work for you again.

What do you mean? How did I abuse it?

Used it to fill the fridge..she mutters sleepily

No.. That beer's from work.. I actually didn't use the cooler at all. :P

Tell it to Sunny G. 's his relic. Deities can usually tell when you're lying though...

Apparently not. I do work at a beverage store. And here's my receipt. Fumbles around for his wallet and pulls out a receipt for $153.47 worth of beer. See, 8 cases of beer. Didn't you see the truck out front? It may be small, but you can't miss it. It's purple, with orange and green flames... Had cases of beer in the back. It's because I'm a convert from worshiping Sebastian, isn't it... It has nothing to do with the beer at all, does it?

mumbles something as he sulks away with his 7 cans of strohs..

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Lynora-Jill wanders in after a night of intense dancing. She yawns and stretches. Time for a nap in the sun. Seeing SCJack's problem she smiles.

I told you not to abuse the holy relic. A day of service in the Solar Temple should be sufficient. After that the cooler will work for you again.

What do you mean? How did I abuse it?

Used it to fill the fridge..she mutters sleepily

No.. That beer's from work.. I actually didn't use the cooler at all. :P

Lynora-Jill wanders in after a night of intense dancing. She yawns and stretches. Time for a nap in the sun. Seeing SCJack's problem she smiles.

I told you not to abuse the holy relic. A day of service in the Solar Temple should be sufficient. After that the cooler will work for you again.

What do you mean? How did I abuse it?

Hey, where's Lynora at? This cooler is frikin broke.. it keeps giving me Strohs for some reason. No matter what I try to get, it gives me Strohs..

Stefan Hill wrote:

I take my hat off to you Sebastian.

Many thanks,
Stefan.

Hi Stefan,

No problem! Welcome to Paizo, glad to have you on the boards. Just a quick word to the wise - other than the politics threads, the 4e forums are probably the worst place in this otherwise wonderful community. If you haven't already, you might want to hit up some of the other messageboards and strike up a conversation with the contingent of our population who don't come here to grind a particular axe. I'd hate for you to think that this thread is representative of this community.

Best,
Sebastian

Edit: Though, then again, there are some good insightful posts in this thread, you just have to be wary of getting caught up in an argument with the edition warriors. You'll learn to recognize them soon enough, thankfully their numbers have dwindled greatly, but in any event, they're best ignored.

It's best to listen to Sebastian.. He knows what he's talking about..

Trust me.. I know...

Edit, Sebastian:

Reaches in the magic cooler and tries to pull out a Dark and Stormy

Aww! Come on! Is this thing broken? I grab for D&S and it gives me Strohs?? Seriously uncool..

You don't happen to have a +5 ever-full intoxicating golembane beerstein laying about anywhere, do you?

..Just sayin...

Go away Post Monster!

Reads the note on the cooler. Shrugs. Stocks the fridge to the brim with alcohol. Then walks out.

Well.. There you go, anyway..

Angel of Violence wrote:

Angel of Violence walks up to the bar.

Hey can I get a Dark and Stormy and a Mexican Dew?
Turns to Jack Hammer
So JH, is Candle Lighter destroyed?

LJ points to the large cooler on the bar with a big note that says:

Think of what you want, reach in and pull it out. This is an everfull cooler. No abusing it. It's a holy relic. LJ

So, i guess i shouldn't fill the fridge then...

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

Why aren't you drinking beer yet?!

That's what I meant to say..

*sighs* You're still worshiping that vile pony, aren't you?

I have no recollection of the pony you speak of..

I'm a Jack..

It was all a bad dream..

Really...

Why aren't you drinking beer yet?!

That's what I meant to say..

U for Ummendorf English Ale

I for IceHouse

D - Dortmunder Gold (a beer from a local microbrewery where i live)

*BEEP* would you like a drink sir?

Nah, I brought my own. Thanks anyway. I'll be watching the volleyball game over there in my beach chair. Since I work at a 'beverage' store, I brought enough for everyone.

Edit: Wouldn't she be the first Jill?

You Jacks seem to be having a lot of fun over here at SunnyG's.. You're not thinking of converting now, are you...

That's an interesting story.. I've heard you mention the name Reggie before.. Who's Reggie?