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Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

Is it ironic at all that i like the song Robot Rock by Daft Punk?

Edit: Do the Jacks have a DJ? If not, I may have found my new Jack name.

I've been known to spin some drum and bass and jungle on occasion, but I'm not very good. I'd gladly step back from the turntables and let you spin :)

I'll be right back, I'll get my equipment.

SCJ steps out..

Is it ironic at all that i like the song Robot Rock by Daft Punk?

Edit: Do the Jacks have a DJ? If not, I may have found my new Jack name.

Hmm.. I do need a new name, don't i...

Well, I've made the plunge.. No longer do I worship The Lawyer. He's gone over a month now, with no word. So now I guess you could say I'm a full fledged Jack now. And with that, why don't we fix CJ now? Maybe he'll come back as a Beer Bottle Golem..

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

So, what do you plan to do once he's here?

We'll party!

Cool! I'll bring beer from work! I also have to.. um.. change something..

So, what do you plan to do once he's here?

I don't suppose a miracle spell would help..?

Anyone here heard of the energy drink called RedJak? It's cheap, and not that bad.. and im sure you can mix it with something alcoholic if you really want to..

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

SCJ walks down some stairs he was unaware of

Dude! We have a basement? Anyone object to me using this basement for private reasons? Lynora? Jack Hammer? Unless it's already in use, that is..

I don't mind. Btw, there's a kobold tied to an elctric chair down there. Don't let him loose.

Um, that's not Kobold Cleaver, is it?

Cool, thanks! Don't mind any noises you may hear. It's just .. some illusion spells i'm working on. Heh, illusion spells..

SCJ walks down some stairs he was unaware of

Dude! We have a basement? Anyone object to me using this basement for private reasons? Lynora? Jack Hammer? Unless it's already in use, that is..

Awkward. How 'bout i just go.. somewhere.. and let you guys talk.

SCJ Picks up his beer and walks in a random direction

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Angel of Violence wrote:

Jack Hammer

** spoiler omitted **

JH doesn't know how to think or feel about the new 'memories'. They seem genuine. He needs time. He curls up with a keg and has a couple to slow down his brain.

He struggles to remember the cause of LJ's death. Did he fail her somehow? Who else does he fail? The weight presses down upon him.

Drinking his Guiness Hey man, you're not looking so good. You alright?

I failed, err...I mean I will fail. I'm not sure.

Have one of your Guinesses. They're cold.

Guinesses.. That doesn't sound right.. Anyway. What do you mean you will fail? You don't want to think that way, it's setting yourself up for failure. You're more than welcome to some of my beer.

Angel of Violence wrote:

Jack Hammer

** spoiler omitted **

JH doesn't know how to think or feel about the new 'memories'. They seem genuine. He needs time. He curls up with a keg and has a couple to slow down his brain.

He struggles to remember the cause of LJ's death. Did he fail her somehow? Who else does he fail? The weight presses down upon him.

Drinking his Guiness Hey man, you're not looking so good. You alright?

Everybody's happy when Hungry Jack® helps out in the kitchen!

Amen

Mmmm.. Banana flap jacks..

SCJ drinks his Guiness, as he lounges about in his blue shorts with pony designs and a Hawaiian t-shirt that looks like a scenery of clouds

Anyone else want some? I still have most of this twelve pack left.. I have it in the cans too, if you prefer.. Drop a shot of Bailey's Irish Creme and have yourself an 'Irish Car Bomb' if you'd like..

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

Knocks at the door

Hey guys.. Am I allowed in?

It depends. Have you decided to quit worshiping that pony?

Er... Um.. I brought beer?

Smiles innocently, handing JRHM a twelve pack

*smiles* Welcome!

So, all I could get my hands on is some Fosters and Guiness.. Take whichever one you want, I'll put the rest in the fridge..

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

Knocks at the door

Hey guys.. Am I allowed in?

It depends. Have you decided to quit worshiping that pony?

Er... Um.. I brought beer?

Smiles innocently, handing JRHM a twelve pack

Knocks at the door

Hey guys.. Am I allowed in?

Sounds delicious, thanks Hungry Jack!

Excuse me.. I'll be right back.. I need to, um, do.. something..

*walks away to a private area and starts chanting*

Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!

Mmmm.. Potato Pancakes..

The remains of the Vrok Fleet fly overhead and drop pamphlets.

Level too low? The Place of Winds has great enhancements for sale. Impress someone special today.
Results may vary.

I may not need that.. I need to recalculate my XP for something.. You wouldn't happen to have XP for sale, would you?

I don't like this one bit..

*mumbles*
If only I were higher level

Um.. KC is dead..? WTF?

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

You know what get's rid of stomach problems? Cayenne Pepper.. no lie.

Take apart a tylenol caplet or something similar, and put cayenne pepper in it. Down the hatch, and wait. After one explosive trip to the bathroom, you should be all clear! :)

That is truly disturbing...

Sorry for that...

Taste test..... I forsee .... a Stomach ache magnitude 25

You know what get's rid of stomach problems? Cayenne Pepper.. no lie.

Hey Reggie! Where's Panama? Haven't seen him in a while... You know these "magic cooler" versions of a dark and stormy is just not the same. I don't suppose you could show me how that's done, could you?

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Hey, at least it's not Pabst Blue Ribbon or Billy Beer.

Perhaps.. i dunno..

Maybe i should just go back to worshiping Sebastian..

Psh, since when did that San Francisco hippie do anything for you?

It all started when I discovered several ponies following me...

That's an interesting question.. You'd have to ask him, as I'm enjoying my fifth dark and stormy at the moment..

Edit: These are excellent by the way.

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Hey, at least it's not Pabst Blue Ribbon or Billy Beer.

Perhaps.. i dunno..

Maybe i should just go back to worshiping Sebastian..

Just ask one of the other Jacks to get your drinks out for you, silly.

She snaps her fingers. Go get SC Jack a Dark and Stormy, please and thank you. The unseen servants rushes off in a whirl of air and rushes back with a dark and stormy for SC Jack.

Ah! Thanks! I love these things...

drinks the dark and stormy

Hey, at least it's not Pabst Blue Ribbon or Billy Beer.

Perhaps.. i dunno..

Maybe i should just go back to worshiping Sebastian..

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Lynora-Jill wanders in after a night of intense dancing. She yawns and stretches. Time for a nap in the sun. Seeing SCJack's problem she smiles.

I told you not to abuse the holy relic. A day of service in the Solar Temple should be sufficient. After that the cooler will work for you again.

What do you mean? How did I abuse it?

Used it to fill the fridge..she mutters sleepily

No.. That beer's from work.. I actually didn't use the cooler at all. :P

Tell it to Sunny G. 's his relic. Deities can usually tell when you're lying though...

Apparently not. I do work at a beverage store. And here's my receipt. Fumbles around for his wallet and pulls out a receipt for $153.47 worth of beer. See, 8 cases of beer. Didn't you see the truck out front? It may be small, but you can't miss it. It's purple, with orange and green flames... Had cases of beer in the back. It's because I'm a convert from worshiping Sebastian, isn't it... It has nothing to do with the beer at all, does it?

mumbles something as he sulks away with his 7 cans of strohs..

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Lynora-Jill wanders in after a night of intense dancing. She yawns and stretches. Time for a nap in the sun. Seeing SCJack's problem she smiles.

I told you not to abuse the holy relic. A day of service in the Solar Temple should be sufficient. After that the cooler will work for you again.

What do you mean? How did I abuse it?

Used it to fill the fridge..she mutters sleepily

No.. That beer's from work.. I actually didn't use the cooler at all. :P

Lynora-Jill wanders in after a night of intense dancing. She yawns and stretches. Time for a nap in the sun. Seeing SCJack's problem she smiles.

I told you not to abuse the holy relic. A day of service in the Solar Temple should be sufficient. After that the cooler will work for you again.

What do you mean? How did I abuse it?

Hey, where's Lynora at? This cooler is frikin broke.. it keeps giving me Strohs for some reason. No matter what I try to get, it gives me Strohs..

Stefan Hill wrote:

I take my hat off to you Sebastian.

Many thanks,
Stefan.

Hi Stefan,

No problem! Welcome to Paizo, glad to have you on the boards. Just a quick word to the wise - other than the politics threads, the 4e forums are probably the worst place in this otherwise wonderful community. If you haven't already, you might want to hit up some of the other messageboards and strike up a conversation with the contingent of our population who don't come here to grind a particular axe. I'd hate for you to think that this thread is representative of this community.

Best,
Sebastian

Edit: Though, then again, there are some good insightful posts in this thread, you just have to be wary of getting caught up in an argument with the edition warriors. You'll learn to recognize them soon enough, thankfully their numbers have dwindled greatly, but in any event, they're best ignored.

It's best to listen to Sebastian.. He knows what he's talking about..

Trust me.. I know...

Edit, Sebastian:

Reaches in the magic cooler and tries to pull out a Dark and Stormy

Aww! Come on! Is this thing broken? I grab for D&S and it gives me Strohs?? Seriously uncool..

You don't happen to have a +5 ever-full intoxicating golembane beerstein laying about anywhere, do you?

..Just sayin...

Go away Post Monster!

Reads the note on the cooler. Shrugs. Stocks the fridge to the brim with alcohol. Then walks out.

Well.. There you go, anyway..

Angel of Violence wrote:

Angel of Violence walks up to the bar.

Hey can I get a Dark and Stormy and a Mexican Dew?
Turns to Jack Hammer
So JH, is Candle Lighter destroyed?

LJ points to the large cooler on the bar with a big note that says:

Think of what you want, reach in and pull it out. This is an everfull cooler. No abusing it. It's a holy relic. LJ

So, i guess i shouldn't fill the fridge then...

Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:

Why aren't you drinking beer yet?!

That's what I meant to say..

*sighs* You're still worshiping that vile pony, aren't you?

I have no recollection of the pony you speak of..

I'm a Jack..

It was all a bad dream..

Really...

Why aren't you drinking beer yet?!

That's what I meant to say..

U for Ummendorf English Ale

I for IceHouse

D - Dortmunder Gold (a beer from a local microbrewery where i live)

*BEEP* would you like a drink sir?

Nah, I brought my own. Thanks anyway. I'll be watching the volleyball game over there in my beach chair. Since I work at a 'beverage' store, I brought enough for everyone.

Edit: Wouldn't she be the first Jill?

You Jacks seem to be having a lot of fun over here at SunnyG's.. You're not thinking of converting now, are you...

That's an interesting story.. I've heard you mention the name Reggie before.. Who's Reggie?

So dies that make you a member of the Order of the Stick? Jenaris asks.

Those nat 20's deserved something imho.

Rani loves zero gee. She actually spends a lot of time underwater. She'd love it now if the situation wasn't so dire. Would this situation mean she was 'under dhuress'?

Rani isn't sure that Jasmine's sword counts as a Basic Melee weapon so she spends the round switching to her Aphelion Laser Pistol.

Still jumping up and down on a bot while whacking it with a sword, did sound like a lot of fun and a very Rani thing to do.

Missed me, missed me, nyah nyah nyah She shoots back.

Take 10 for 36
fh: 1d20 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 14 + 2 = 34 electricity: 1d10 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
trick damage: 6d8 ⇒ (3, 7, 2, 5, 8, 8) = 33

But if they put the control collar on Vossi, then they're a bunch of hypocrites. And the Xeno Guardians help species that are struggling.

They hang on to the control collar as evidence while pondering the manifesto and asking Vossi to move into position.

Has no stealth
stealth: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Twilight is small sized so she heavily objects to that idea calling it 'Culturally inappropriate except in emergencies'. Depends who it is she replies, before stalking off with her snout in the air.

She also hopes there isn't a telepath in the area.

Naghamadi basically coup de gras Geppa, turning her into a corpsicle.

Twilight sighs at that as well as wincing at the pun.

Ohhhhh Myyyyyyyy .....

Well the violet fungi (purple patch?) is right there, in reach, so... it's hack and slash time - or is that slice, dice, and julienne.

longsword: 1d20 + 6 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (3) + 6 + 1 - 1 = 9 damage: 1d8 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 4 + 1 = 6
shortsword: 1d20 + 4 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 1 - 1 = 9 damage: 1d6 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 4 + 1 = 6
((+1 bless -1 enlarge))

As for the mushrooms his brother was talking about, those were the brightly coloured pastel mushrooms on Castroval, and he was right, you don't want to eat those, unless you want to take a trip into outer space without leaving the planet.

Oh for goodness sakes!

Ooooh ... ooooh .. in that case I better get moving. I'm supposed to in IN that.

HERE are your Chronicles.

Thank you for playing.

I could run a quick audit over these calculations if you like but ... given that the dollhouse is here in Absalom, instead of Irrisen, this place may not be on the Queen's asset register any more, especially since there is a new Queen there.

I've got a couple of 1-2's I can assign it to.

I'm on vacation at the moment but could run something for you guys when I get back in a few days.

After she says ...ILCHOK! Tempestas says quietly May the Green Mother bless you

He then realises that wasn't a sneeze.

Excuse me ma'am. You said ... transform his way out of trouble ... is he another doppleganger?

Luna purchases a copy of the album.

It is quickly apparent that, if there is anything inside that Hellknight armour, it is immune to mental damage and intimidation.

will(armiger): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20

Zac still to go.

Oooo. Look. I'm a Siren

Zenari basically tells Sotroz to perform an impossible anatomical act, in full potty mouth mode.

Same here. I reported another occurrence of this to Alex and he replied that he wasn't sure what was going on. Presumably it's being looked into.

I've got heaps of replay points though. Maybe, for me, report it as a replay and see what happens.

will: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18

Usually, taking out an opponent is sometimes referred to as 'putting their lights out' but apparently Alexis has a different opinion.

AAAAHHH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS it all the Green Knight gets out before he collapses.

After what seems to be a long dragged out slug-fest, you are victorious. What do you do now?

Oh for goodness sakes ma'am. That smelt as bad as he does. I think I'll stick to a nice camembert unless you diss a brie

If he says that out loud, Zenari is going to heartily laugh and clap him on the back, calling him a good swabbie and shipmate

Back from Paizocon SE and the horrible horrible internet in the motel room

Adril was certainly up to something and Eliza has no idea what it might have been. Seems like he was on something personal - maybe off the books.

Same here. Even though it's been a while, I still miss my parents.

Yeah. At least I'm okay with that. I'm just curious though. What are you doing here?

Hakuna akata. What a horrible term. Hakuna akata. A time of great concern. It means great worries. For the rest of your days. Cause inside you grows, some embryos. Hakuna akata.

perform: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17

Best wishes,

I don't apply my GM credit for games until after the character that I am applying it to has completed their current adventure. So, yes you can but it doesn't apply immediately.

Since Paizocon South East starts on the 5th of September (New Zealand local), hopefully some of us Kiwis can get qualifying games in before the deadline.

Tempestas steps back. The local matriarch, and his immediate superior, has spoken.

Archer's Fort saves - down the spectrum from Red to Purple.
fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7 Red
fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14 Orange
fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17 Yellow
fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15 Green
fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19 Cyan
fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22 Blue
fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10 Purple
fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6 Magenta

I can step in if required, having played and GMed this before.

Spica treats Pai to a delicious ice cream dessert, including fruit and chocolate, as promised, which they share. Very decadent but, after that mission, totally worth it.

Over the next few weeks, Spica starts using paperweights - very heavy ones, as well as asking someone to watch her as she sleeps in case she is sleep walking.

Thank you

Wellll ... maybe you saw me in my circus days. The Remarkable Rani ... acrobat and escape artiste with Cirque d'Absalom. Or maybe more recently as the star in the Perils of the Little Mermaid. Or maybe in a few commercials for Poshkettle Tea. Or maybe you've seen me on the junk racer circuit.

Biggest impact huh? Sorry. That's one I'd rather not talk about. Sometimes real bad stuff happens when you're a Starfinder. She sighs. Sorry kid ... I'm afraid I'm not being very inspirational at the moment. HEY! CUPI! GET OVER HERE!

1-Q Into the Unknown
1-01 The Commencement
1-12 Ashes of Discovery
1-16 Dreaming of the Future
1-09 Live, Exploration, Extreme!
1-18 The Blackmoon Survey
1-08 Sanctuary of Drowned Delights
1-25 The Beacon Code Dilemma
1-32 Acts of Association
2-01 Pact World Warriors
2-03 The Withering World
2-09 Bluerise Breakout
2-10 Corporate Interests
2-19 Truth Keepers
1-27 King Xeros of Old Azlant
3-10 Live Adventure Extreme
3-04 VE: Falling into Deliverance
3-12 VE: First Flight
2-18 Forbidden Tides
3-16 VE:Fast Choices
3-22 VE: Dancing at the Edge
4-03 Battle for the Beacon
4-07 A Haven for Scoured Machines
4-10 The Way In
4-11 A World’s Ambition
ACP Skilful Sales
ACP Known Quantity
CC2020 Convention Boon #3 – Relaxation Suite
ACP Shameless Sponsorship
ACP VE: Field Upgrades
5-04 Fragment of the Fourth
5-13 Finding the Forgotten
ACP Balanced Nepotism
4-09 Through Sea and Storm
6-07 Race for the Duskwarren Cup
6-10 The Death of Kortus IV
7-09 Clutches of the Vault Lord
7-07 Secrets Long Submerged

Rani is a sneaky type operative although she's an icon who does acrobatic and escape artistry tricks. She also has the starring role in The Perils of the Little Mermaid

If anyone let's her fly a starship, be prepared for a wild ride.

Have played this scenario before.

That is actually true Prilla comments as she flutters near the ceiling. Blood and bone make good fertilizer.

Do two witches make a coven?

Yeah. You'll think they'd be 'arm-less'

Spica is knocked unconscious, just as she was reaching for a particularly interesting book. How rude.

Betel is usually stoic and show little emotion. But after hearing Meadow's story, she started to smile. She put her hand over her mouth to hide it, then giggled. The giggle then turned into a chuckle, then full on laughter.

Once she recovered. I am SO sorry, I wasn't laughing at you, but at the absurdity of the situation. And I had been wondering how Master Ezrin had got so ink splattered that day.

Still. I am sure that Silence has learnt his lesson ... and I had mentioned before then that those free standing bookshelves could be unstable. Do you wish me to put in a good word to the Head Librarian to get that ban lifted?

Yes it does actually. The intro says Long ago in another part of the universe, an autonomous probe designed to explore naturally occurring rifts in the fabric of space discovered one that led to a very unexpected place indeed—Golarion. Passing through the heightened magical fields surrounding Golarion transformed the probe’s artificial intelligence into an animating spirit and altered its internal systems while leaving parts of its original programming intact. The probe arrived near the Emerald Spire, pulled in by the planar energy. From its new vantage, it continues its centuries-old mission, peering through invisible and intangible planar rifts at countless weird and unexplored dimensions. Obeying its ancient imperative to nurture and protect sentient life, the probe uses its wondrous powers to provide for the local dungeon denizens, a tribe of very peculiar troglodytes who call their mysterious benefactor skraa-orm thagh in their own tongue, or “the Godbox.

linguistics: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26 v DC 20
perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29 v DC 20

Wow. These glyphs predate Ancient Orisani

k dungeoneering: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24 v DC 16

And those bizarre two-tailed, lion-sized quadrupeds with tentacled manes encircling their necks are akatas

For some reason this prompts her to sing Hakuna Akata. What a terrible sound. Hakuna Akata. A bad fate we've found. It means great worries ...

... and that was when the creatures attacked.

Chronicle Updated

Vega just needs levelling up but I'll dot her in now.

I've got at least five Seeker PCs I'd like to play so I'd be up for anything - even a replay of Eyes of the Ten.

Aquana would go for Passing the Torch for example.

Never played Waking Rune either so sure.

Part Three should start after PaizoCon Online.

Shortly, yes. But it still needs to be reported etc.

Same here. All I could help in that regard is a guided tour of the wet and exotic night life in Absalom Nightkit confesses. One of which is me

Glinda softly sings.
They're being attacked by a Moonshadow. Mooonshadow, Moonshadow

Moonshadow - sorry, couldn't resist

And of course, they do the stupid