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Scarab Sages

H is for Hungry Jack®.

Spoiler:
Yeah, I know - that's not an alcoholic beverage. Too bad!


I for IceHouse


Hungry Jack wrote:

H is for Hungry Jack®.

** spoiler omitted **

It can be. Depends on what you mix it with.


J is for Jello shots


Callous Jack wrote:
(Damn, I would have gone with Dead Guy Ale, one of my old personal favs...)

Multiple listings per letter are acceptable. We Jacks have sophisticated palettes.


lynora-Jill wrote:
J is for Jello shots

Shouldn't that be JACK Jello Shots? You get 2 points for the two Js.

AND, add Jack Daniels

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

J is for Jack Beer, why has no one brewed this yet?!
(Or J is for John Courage English Beer)


K is for KILLians


L is for London Pride, Fuller's Flagship Beer


Somebody else got I. I was for Icehouse.

M is for Mojito.


N is for Narragansett, the beer of Rhode Isand!


O is for Olde Jack Strong Ale, or Old Grand Dad

EDITED - because anything with Jack deserves top billing. We should also add Jack Daniels.


P is for St Peter's Organic Ale or Old Style Porter

There is an Olde Jack Strong Ale


Q is for Qi. It's some kind of mixed drink with tea in it. And brandy. I spent a few minutes on Wikipedia looking for a Q alcohol. I feel somewhat pathetic now.


Good. If no Q's were forthcoming, I was going to suggest Quadruppel, since there are many great Abbey ales that are quadruppels.


R is for Rum.


S is for Sam Adams, the best beer from Boston!


T is for Tecate, a beer you only drink if you are down to your last Peso.


U for Ummendorf English Ale


V is for vodka, preferably Smirnoffs Lemon


W is what else? Whiskey


or Westmalle...


X is for Xaica.

cause you know I still had that tab open from earlier :)


Y is for Young's Stout...do you take yours Oatmeal or Double Chocolate?


Y is for Yukon Jack!

It's got JACK in it!

EDIT: Aww ninja'ed!


lynora-Jill wrote:

X is for Xaica.

cause you know I still had that tab open from earlier :)

bar tab, or internet tab? ;)


Z is for Zebra Beer! It's not all black and white!


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

X is for Xaica.

cause you know I still had that tab open from earlier :)

bar tab, or internet tab? ;)

In this thread? What do you think? ;)

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Malice Jack wrote:
Z is for Zebra Beer! It's not all black and white!

What? No Zima? No, just kidding, that stuff was terrible...


Yikes almos 100 post since mi last one on sunday... you guys are fast!


Frat Jack wrote:
Yikes almos 100 post since mi last one on sunday... you guys are fast!

Well, 26 posts for 26 alcohols sure helps. Plus comments.

Get back to work on that project of yours in the basement! You're keeping us hanging. :)


Suddenly, roots break through the floor.
JACKS! YOU ARE IN DANGER!!! A TERRIBLE IS GOLEM COMING! RUN! IT HAS OUR POWER!!!


Wait, what's an "is golem"? Something I should know?

Of course, I'll gladly take care of your golem-killing needs. For a price, of course.


The Masked Rogue wrote:

Wait, what's an "is golem"? Something I should know?

Of course, I'll gladly take care of your golem-killing needs. For a price, of course.

Jay flies in.

It's not just a golem. The winds tell me that it is an animated suit of armor, forged to kill all the Jacks. It is made from the power of the 2,000 post on this thread, and thus has all the Jack's power. Plantjack cannot win.


So, either let my nemesi that I steal from die, or take a abulatory bit of loot. You win. I keep it when it's dead.


Plantjack stumbles into the thread, badly wounded and with many vines cut. He has many mithril thorns on his vines.
I...have failed. The Steel Tsar has escaped, and pledged himself to...Candle Lighter. The Steel Tsar is the Champion of the Flame, but Candle Lighter is...the Flame.


Looks up from his couch

WoW! That little pipsqueak peasant made something to fight us? Cool! I feel like a donnybrook!

Cracks his knuckles


*Comes in, climbs onto wall above door*

Right, the czar should be here soon, so I'll just stay up here and wait for him, alright?


Walks into the clubhouse

Does anyone know where that beast Candle Lighter lairs?


The Masked Rogue wrote:

*Comes in, climbs onto wall above door*

Right, the czar should be here soon, so I'll just stay up here and wait for him, alright?

Sure, as long as you stay away from any bedrooms and stay in the living room where we can keep an eye on you. If you decide to go "sightseeing" I'll let Jackin' Ape and Plantjack have their fun with you. Understood?


Gives the two thieves the hairy eyeball

Yeah, and no eating the nachos either!

Grumbles as he returns to his TV

Lousy thieves ...


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
The Masked Rogue wrote:

*Comes in, climbs onto wall above door*

Right, the czar should be here soon, so I'll just stay up here and wait for him, alright?

Sure, as long as you stay away from any bedrooms and stay in the living room where we can keep an eye on you. If you decide to go "sightseeing" I'll let Jackin' Ape and Plantjack have their fun with you. Understood?

Hey, I just want to finish cutting its head off, alright? I'll just stand here stealing the hats from people who walk in until then, alright?


The Masked Rogue wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
The Masked Rogue wrote:

*Comes in, climbs onto wall above door*

Right, the czar should be here soon, so I'll just stay up here and wait for him, alright?

Sure, as long as you stay away from any bedrooms and stay in the living room where we can keep an eye on you. If you decide to go "sightseeing" I'll let Jackin' Ape and Plantjack have their fun with you. Understood?
Hey, I just want to finish cutting its head off, alright? I'll just stand here stealing the hats from people who walk in until then, alright?

That's fine, and as Malice said stay away from our nachos.


AND OUR BEER!


A loud sound like the whistle of a descending bomb begins to fill the Jack's clubhouse. Suddenly, a large black suit of armor emblazoned with a red hammer and sickle bursts through the ceiling, smashing through all the floors of the clubhouse until it lands smack dab in the middle of the Jack's living room.

JACKS ... YOUR ... DOOM ... IS ... NIGH

The large armor suit fires up two circular buzzsaws that serve it as hands and begins trashing the place.


A sending appears, of teh dracolich.
Focus on the thieves. They were looking for the Tsar? They found it.


Holy crap!

Malice leaps off the couch and balls his fists

IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!


Malice Jack wrote:

Holy crap!

Malice leaps off the couch and balls his fists

IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!


The Steel Tsar wrote:

A loud sound like the whistle of a descending bomb begins to fill the Jack's clubhouse. Suddenly, a large black suit of armor emblazoned with a red hammer and sickle bursts through the ceiling, smashing through all the floors of the clubhouse until it lands smack dab in the middle of the Jack's living room.

JACKS ... YOUR ... DOOM ... IS ... NIGH

The large armor suit fires up two circular buzzsaws that serve it as hands and begins trashing the place.

*Jumps from atop the door, knives going for the neck*

I'm prepared this time, tin can! These are god-killin' knives, they should be more than enough to cut off your head!


I said,

The Masked Rogue wrote:

*Jumps from atop the door, knives going for the neck*

I'm prepared this time, tin can! These are god-killin' knives, they should be more than enough to cut off your head!

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