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Three songs in and Win Butler is already drenched in his own sweat.


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Are you sure you're not watching Meatloaf instead.

It's a common mistake.


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I don't think Meatloaf's ever included a hurdy-gurdy in his songs.


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Perhaps that's the thing he won't do...


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Hurdy what now?


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Freehold DM wrote:
Hurdy what now?

One of these

My Dad made one out of a kit once, which is the sort of thing he does quite a lot. It didn't sound very nice.

We did Italian longsword tonight, which was very twirly.


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The rain falls
I find myself
Listening to U2
F!#! you rain.


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That concert I was watching.

The hurdy-gurdy only shows up in the first song. (And I notice Régine Chassagne is one of the musicians listed on the wikipedia page Limey linked to.)


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Kajehase wrote:
I don't think Meatloaf's ever included a hurdy-gurdy in his songs.

Sting has.

It was one of the more awkward aspects of what may or may not have been a mid-life crisis.
But then again, he's a rock star, he's a bass player, and he's English, so existential crisis is difficult to peg.


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Best "House MD" quote ever:

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a hooker who plays the hurdy-gurdy?"


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lisamarlene wrote:

Best "House MD" quote ever:

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a hooker who plays the hurdy-gurdy?"

It varies.


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My theory as to why Dragons keep attacking the meadery outside Whiterun in Skyrim.

*Knocking on the door* "C'mon guys, let me in. *hic* I swear I won't trash the place again. *hic*"

"No! You haven't paid last month's tab yet, and you're already tanked."

"*hic* Well, you can say goodbye to your chickens then. *hic*"

Drunken Dragon Rage.


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There's nothing like a holiday weekend to bring out the awkwardness that is my existence.

"So, NobodysHome, what are you doing this holiday weekend?"
"I have no idea."
"What do you mean? Don't you have plans?!?!?"
"Well, NobodysWife really wants to go to the Steampunk/Anime conventions in the South Bay at some point, Shiro's player is running a massive Call of Cthulu game at KublaCon either Friday night or Saturday, we all really want to keep Sunday open for Skull&Shackles but it doesn't look like it'll work out, Impus Major has at least 3 major projects he's working on..."
"Shut up, shut up, shut up!!!!!!"

Yeah, this weekend is just oh-so-typical. I have no idea what I'll be doing; I just know "having free time" isn't on my list...


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My dad is spending the weekend at our place. So I'm sure my brothers are all planning to swarm our house on Facebook as we speak.


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lisamarlene wrote:

Best "House MD" quote ever:

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a hooker who plays the hurdy-gurdy?"

I made the acquaintance of an escort who played the ukulele.

She also sang beautifully.

I truly loved the planet earth song from Steven universe before, but she sang it and I wanted to cry. Her voice was wonderful.


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Tacticslion wrote:
Rysky wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Feel free to look through those for a snapshot of what the Midwest is like. Or at least, what the Midwest is like for us. :-)
It looks like cakes.
Rysky! What have you done?! Now he'll mention... the bakery~!

Man, now I'm sad he didn't.


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John Napier 698 wrote:

My theory as to why Dragons keep attacking the meadery outside Whiterun in Skyrim.

*Knocking on the door* "C'mon guys, let me in. *hic* I swear I won't trash the place again. *hic*"

"No! You haven't paid last month's tab yet, and you're already tanked."

"*hic* Well, you can say goodbye to your chickens then. *hic*"

Drunken Dragon Rage.

The really sad part of this is that I can clearly see this happening in a tabletop game.


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Freehold DM wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:

Best "House MD" quote ever:

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a hooker who plays the hurdy-gurdy?"

I made the acquaintance of an escort who played the ukulele.

She also sang beautifully.

I truly loved the planet earth song from Steven universe before, but she sang it and I wanted to cry. Her voice was wonderful.

Reminds me of what Hemingway said of Marlene Dietrich: "If she had nothing more than her voice she could break your heart with it."


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Good morning! I completely lost track of this thread. I blame having to sleep.


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To catch up on some of what happened while I was asleep:

Height comparisons: I am roughly 6' tall.

Math stuff: Love math. The video with the infinite summing of +/-1 equaling 1/2 makes sense to me.

CY's pictures: For some reason I can't see them. The pages won't load. Do I need a photobucket membership or something?

Also, my manager has told me I will be getting a raise soon, he just isn't sure how much it will be. I'm hoping for at least 3%, since that's what I got last year.


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What's big, green, and sits in the corner crying? The Incredible Sulk!

(Could also probably apply to most any teenager ever)


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I bought a sweater the other day that said it was made from "Virgin Wool". Is that just a nicer way of saying that it came from an ugly sheep?


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What has four legs and can fly? Two birds.


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What sits in a tree and goes "Aaaaahh"? An owl with a speech impediment.


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What kind of exercises do lazy people do? Diddley-squats.


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What did the Dali Lama say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.


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Why do you never see elephants hiding up in the trees? Because they're very good at it.


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Where does a General keep his armies? In his sleevies.


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As much as I wanted to, I couldn't hire the arboreal Australian mammal. He just didn't have the right koalafications.


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Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.


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I went to the pet shop and asked to buy a goldfish. The clerk said "Do you want an aquarium?" I said "I don't care what its sign is, just sell me a goldfish."


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The insomniac, dyslexic, agnostic lays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.


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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out the fly of his trousers. The bartender says "Hey buddy, what's the deal with the steering wheel?" The pirate says...


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"YAAR, its been drivin' me nuts all day."


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What's brown and sticky?

A stick!


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What does a chili pepper do when it gets angry? It gets jalapeño face!


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

To catch up on some of what happened while I was asleep:

Height comparisons: I am roughly 6' tall.

Math stuff: Love math. The video with the infinite summing of +/-1 equaling 1/2 makes sense to me.

CY's pictures: For some reason I can't see them. The pages won't load. Do I need a photobucket membership or something?

Also, my manager has told me I will be getting a raise soon, he just isn't sure how much it will be. I'm hoping for at least 3%, since that's what I got last year.

I am not specially good at Math. I had awful teachers who only taught to learn everything by heart. I need to understand things to learn them so I lost interest.

I can't see most CY pics either.

Congrats for the raise!!!

And yay for puns in the early morning. It is already a tradition for me, I cannot fully wake up without reading some puns.


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Two goldfish are in a tank. One of them turns to the other and says "Hey, man, you know how to drive this thing?"


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Two soldiers are in a tank. One of them turns to the other and says "BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB!"


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A man is walking through the desert with his horse and his dog. The dog says "I can't do this anymore. I need water!" The man says "Wow! I didn't know that dogs could talk!" The horse says "Me neither!"


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I am glad that I like to learn. It makes me LOOK smarter than I really am. I just wish I did more of it.


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If two Spaniards are playing each other in basketball, is it Juan-on-Juan?


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Enjoy the jokes while you can. I'm going to my parents' house for a couple of days, and their wifi is fickle. I may or may not be able to post, or I may not or I may, and I will or won't know until I am or am not able to post or not. Did I make that last sentence unclear enough, or should I try harder.


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Nooooooo! Puns are my morning coffee!!!


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Yay!!! Puns are like a scratchy mosquito bite!


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Kileanna wrote:
Nooooooo! Puns are my morning coffee!!!

Ugh, I hope not. Coffee is disgusting, while my jokes are punbelievably good.


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Evil Kjeldorn wrote:
Yay!!! Puns are like a scratchy mosquito bite!

Meaning you want more of them?


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Evil Kjeldorn wrote:
Yay!!! Puns are like a scratchy mosquito bite!
Meaning you want more of them?

They are annoying, tends to get worse the long you "work" them (and in my case appears, after a nights sleep).


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Evil Kjeldorn wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Evil Kjeldorn wrote:
Yay!!! Puns are like a scratchy mosquito bite!
Meaning you want more of them?
They are annoying, tends to get worse the long "work" with them (and in my case appears, after a nights sleep).

*Slaps Evil Kjeldorn on the back of his head*

Stop it!, an artist need an audience to practise his art on!

Proceed citizen Rey!


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Woohoo! Alias fight!

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