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This is going to be the best part of my day.


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It's the best part of EVERYBODY'S day!!!


NobodysHome wrote:

So, I planned to do laundry in Inverary because we’re here for 2 nights...

...except with a local population of 693, the closest place to do laundry is a 10-minute drive when it’s *not* the biggest festival of the year in town (which starts tomorrow, explaining our presence).

this...does not sound too painful.


Vanykrye wrote:
This is going to be the best part of my day.

*ahem*

I would think that's the best part of-

Oh wait, never mind.


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Limeylongears wrote:
It's the best part of EVERYBODY'S day!!!

We could have done without it.


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My relief is here. Clocking out and going home. Have a good day, everyone.


prods day with stick

Nope, the day is not improving.


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It was improving when I decided to put a hole in a defunct hard drive.

Then I stopped.

It's no longer improving.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:

*sigh* My normal spiel: And we have a complementary breakfast from 6 - 10

Guest 1 minute later: and do you guys have breakfast?
ME: *nod yes*
from what time?
ME: 6 - 10.
Guest: is it free?
me: yes

Yep. Just last night I said "Breakfast is tomorrow from 6 till 10," and as I finished that statement the guy said "When's breakfast?" Happens all the time. Is it really that hard to listen to what I'm saying?

I'm surprised neither of you have developed a Sweeney Todd real-life alt personality by now.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Day 3 in Scotland: NobodysHome is trying to convince Shiro of the convenience and practicality (and affordability) of a castle in Scotland.
Not a chance. That's waaaaay too practical for Shiro.
OK. What about building his own castle from scratch?
Or have one taken down, stone by stone, shipped to California, and rebuilt. That can't be too expensive, right?

I dunno, it's been done before.


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:

*sigh* My normal spiel: And we have a complementary breakfast from 6 - 10

Guest 1 minute later: and do you guys have breakfast?
ME: *nod yes*
from what time?
ME: 6 - 10.
Guest: is it free?
me: yes

Yep. Just last night I said "Breakfast is tomorrow from 6 till 10," and as I finished that statement the guy said "When's breakfast?" Happens all the time. Is it really that hard to listen to what I'm saying?
I'm surprised neither of you have developed a Sweeney Todd real-life alt personality by now.

. . . . there's nothing they've said or done here on the boards that can reliably preclude just that possibility . . . . .


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I had a pretty good day.

We built two walls and a fire pit, and I got to use our steel rod that came encased in bubble wrap, which means my kids get some bubble wrap to play with.


Limeylongears wrote:
It's the best part of EVERYBODY'S day!!!

Best part for Aiymi, maybe...


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:

*sigh* My normal spiel: And we have a complementary breakfast from 6 - 10

Guest 1 minute later: and do you guys have breakfast?
ME: *nod yes*
from what time?
ME: 6 - 10.
Guest: is it free?
me: yes

Yep. Just last night I said "Breakfast is tomorrow from 6 till 10," and as I finished that statement the guy said "When's breakfast?" Happens all the time. Is it really that hard to listen to what I'm saying?
I'm surprised neither of you have developed a Sweeney Todd real-life alt personality by now.

checks email

ALRIGHT! A free weekend at Vidmaster's hotel! And he goes on to say Gran will be making me breakfast! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


{breathlessly sighs, starts sharpening Sweeney Vid's autographed "Jack Torrance Special" axe}


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:

*sigh* My normal spiel: And we have a complementary breakfast from 6 - 10

Guest 1 minute later: and do you guys have breakfast?
ME: *nod yes*
from what time?
ME: 6 - 10.
Guest: is it free?
me: yes

Yep. Just last night I said "Breakfast is tomorrow from 6 till 10," and as I finished that statement the guy said "When's breakfast?" Happens all the time. Is it really that hard to listen to what I'm saying?
I'm surprised neither of you have developed a Sweeney Todd real-life alt personality by now.

Yeah, like I'm going to incriminate myself by talking about that online.

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Maybe the guy thought the pancakes were going to tell him he looked good today.

Isn't stuff like what time breakfast is also on info cards in the rooms?


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DeathQuaker wrote:

Maybe the guy thought the pancakes were going to tell him he looked good today.

Isn't stuff like what time breakfast is also on info cards in the rooms?

These are the same people that call one of their company IT person's personal cell phones at 10pm wondering what the hotel WIFI password is.


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Vanykrye wrote:
DeathQuaker wrote:

Maybe the guy thought the pancakes were going to tell him he looked good today.

Isn't stuff like what time breakfast is also on info cards in the rooms?

These are the same people that call one of their company IT person's personal cell phones at 10pm wondering what the hotel WIFI password is.

I'd say "you gotta be joking" but as I have broken bottles open with you, I know you are not.


Freehold DM wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
DeathQuaker wrote:

Maybe the guy thought the pancakes were going to tell him he looked good today.

Isn't stuff like what time breakfast is also on info cards in the rooms?

These are the same people that call one of their company IT person's personal cell phones at 10pm wondering what the hotel WIFI password is.
I'd say "you gotta be joking" but as I have broken bottles open with you, I know you are not.

Tell them it's "0hWahTahNaSiam".


Freehold DM wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
DeathQuaker wrote:

Maybe the guy thought the pancakes were going to tell him he looked good today.

Isn't stuff like what time breakfast is also on info cards in the rooms?

These are the same people that call one of their company IT person's personal cell phones at 10pm wondering what the hotel WIFI password is.
I'd say "you gotta be joking" but as I have broken bottles open with you, I know you are not.

Correct.

In other news, I got confirmation that I'm being shipped out to the DC suburbs for another week of paradise. Oh Joy. Leave on Sunday.

I'm very, very sick of not being allowed to hire an on-site technician for this office. I don't mind traveling for my job, but that office makes me go bat guano crazy.


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I think between the two of us gran seems like the more likely one to be a serial killer but its always the one you least suspect so it must be ... Captain yesterday. He acts far to normal talking about the weather and his job to try to seem normal.


Maybe I'm trying the old double-bluff. If I'm the one who seems most likely, then I am clearly the least likely, which I can use as a shield to deflect suspicion.


Freehold DM wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:

*sigh* My normal spiel: And we have a complementary breakfast from 6 - 10

Guest 1 minute later: and do you guys have breakfast?
ME: *nod yes*
from what time?
ME: 6 - 10.
Guest: is it free?
me: yes

Yep. Just last night I said "Breakfast is tomorrow from 6 till 10," and as I finished that statement the guy said "When's breakfast?" Happens all the time. Is it really that hard to listen to what I'm saying?
I'm surprised neither of you have developed a Sweeney Todd real-life alt personality by now.

checks email

ALRIGHT! A free weekend at Vidmaster's hotel! And he goes on to say Gran will be making me breakfast! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I feel sorry for that "Gran" person, whoever that is.


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My therapist says that I'm terrible at interpreting social cues.

I think she's in love with me.


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If you boil a funny bone, you get a laughing stock. Which is humerus.


Really you feel talking about your therapy sessions is the correct way to follow being associated with a serial killer? I mean you do you.


I'm worried I may have ADHD. I can't remember where I parked my Ford. I just keep losing my Focus.


I saw a Korean martial artist holding a box of donuts. I asked if I could have two, and he said no. So I said "Can I at least Taekwondo?"


Easy way to tell the gender of a tiger: throw a rock at it. If he runs, it's a male. If she runs, female.


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An old friend of mine was just dragging me down, so I finally cut all ties with him.

I should probably stop going mountain climbing.


What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.


I bought my wife a painting of a prostitute going "1, 2, 3, 4..." She hates it, but, c'mon, it's the thot that counts.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Really you feel talking about your therapy sessions is the correct way to follow being associated with a serial killer? I mean you do you.

You're assuming that I'm actually going to therapy instead of sliding into the crawlspace to have a nice chat with the corpses I keep stored down there.


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I feel like keeping the bodies somewhere they can be found on a house search is bad planning. At least bury them in the corn field.


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Vanykrye wrote:
I don't mind traveling for my job, but that office makes me go bat guano crazy.

When life gives you bat guano, start looking for sulfur, rock salt, and charcoal... and viola! You've got dragon's bane.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
I feel like keeping the bodies somewhere they can be found on a house search is bad planning. At least bury them in the corn field.

But then they aren't nearby for game night.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:

*sigh* My normal spiel: And we have a complementary breakfast from 6 - 10

Guest 1 minute later: and do you guys have breakfast?
ME: *nod yes*
from what time?
ME: 6 - 10.
Guest: is it free?
me: yes

Yep. Just last night I said "Breakfast is tomorrow from 6 till 10," and as I finished that statement the guy said "When's breakfast?" Happens all the time. Is it really that hard to listen to what I'm saying?
I'm surprised neither of you have developed a Sweeney Todd real-life alt personality by now.

checks email

ALRIGHT! A free weekend at Vidmaster's hotel! And he goes on to say Gran will be making me breakfast! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I feel sorry for that "Gran" person, whoever that is.

why do I have to shave off my body hair and roll around in spices?


What do you mean HAVE to? That's like the best part.


Exactly! It's like a spa thing. Complete depilation, followed by the marinade, and then into the hot tub until you're done! And just ignore the carrots, onions, potatoes, turnips, and other root vegetables floating in the water. They're there to help you detox.


Root vegetables are great for your skin.


Learning, man. It's rough.

(Video about being a better student and/or teacher based on learning mechanisms.)

Dark Archive

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Morning every-FaWtL! Hope everyone is keeping well today, and has a good day ahead of them. :)


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I just noticed that all the soap in our hotel room is labeled, “Calming, soothing,” and I thought, “Why would anyone in this charming little tourist trap be tense?”

Then it hit me: I haven’t so much as scanned a news site in a week. Hmmm... maybe I *do* know why I don’t need, “Calming, soothing” soap...


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We like calm and soothed guests they are far better then Excitable and stressed guests.

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The Vagrant Erudite wrote:

...and my beard has grown to a lovely accoutrement to represent my Appalachian hillbillitude.

I approve.

Scarab Sages

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Vanykrye wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
DeathQuaker wrote:

Maybe the guy thought the pancakes were going to tell him he looked good today.

Isn't stuff like what time breakfast is also on info cards in the rooms?

These are the same people that call one of their company IT person's personal cell phones at 10pm wondering what the hotel WIFI password is.
I'd say "you gotta be joking" but as I have broken bottles open with you, I know you are not.

Correct.

In other news, I got confirmation that I'm being shipped out to the DC suburbs for another week of paradise. Oh Joy. Leave on Sunday.

I'm very, very sick of not being allowed to hire an on-site technician for this office. I don't mind traveling for my job, but that office makes me go bat guano crazy.

Im more and more convinced, the longer I am in this job, that jail time for arsony would probably be worth it.


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A new challenge, peeing on crickets.

It's not as easy as it sounds.


.....


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Woran wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
DeathQuaker wrote:

Maybe the guy thought the pancakes were going to tell him he looked good today.

Isn't stuff like what time breakfast is also on info cards in the rooms?

These are the same people that call one of their company IT person's personal cell phones at 10pm wondering what the hotel WIFI password is.
I'd say "you gotta be joking" but as I have broken bottles open with you, I know you are not.

Correct.

In other news, I got confirmation that I'm being shipped out to the DC suburbs for another week of paradise. Oh Joy. Leave on Sunday.

I'm very, very sick of not being allowed to hire an on-site technician for this office. I don't mind traveling for my job, but that office makes me go bat guano crazy.

Im more and more convinced, the longer I am in this job, that jail time for arsony would probably be worth it.

Oh, the number of times I've wanted to burn the hotel down is ridiculous. I haven't done it yet. Yet.

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