
Vidmaster7 |

Man you guys went crazy today. That last page was a roller coaster ride. If you guys keep that up I'm going to have to hire a chaperone or something. It will probably be Dr. Doommaster and he will chaperone with lasers so there ya go.
I do in fact like fried chicken btw. Not KFC but pretty well anyone elses.

Limeylongears |
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Freehold DM wrote:Sure, and it's only 1500 miles away.lisamarlene wrote:far from it. There is a bike trail in a national park next to the beach.Freehold DM wrote:lisamarlene wrote:you can sunbathe naked not far from me. Also there's a place to actually sunbathe naked not far from me, it's a few exits away.Yuugasa wrote:Just a Mort wrote:It's all good my feline friend, I was keeping your name out of it. Regarding dicks, I'm just a perv who likes talking about them, I don't actually know all that much about dick science.Does d1ck size have anything to do with body size? I should think so since if you're bigger you should have a bigger one, right?
Also one thing more is I haven't been on FAWTL that long, so this is the first time I met Yuu, so I don't know her that well. Add that with the type of nature that takes things literally...well.
All I know is, the one time in my life that I went to a nudist resort for the day, my primary goal was to find a place where I could legally and safely sunbathe nude. (And, I figured, a little unofficial "research" from behind the safety of oversized sunglasses while I was tanning... that would be okay, too.)
Turned out that the reason they advertised "first visit FREE!" on their website was so they could give you the massive advertising pitch about buying into their cabin-condo association, because it was actually a NUDIST RETIREMENT COMMUNITY. Everyone there was in their late sixties or seventies, and I had no desire to look anywhere.
So I learned nothing and never went back.
You'd look damned silly getting there on a bicycle.
Danglin' Across America.

Limeylongears |
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Limey's Conscience wrote:We're not anarcho-capitalists; this is an anarcho-syndicalist commune. Captain Dennis Yesterday is the executive officer of the week.Longears!
Longears!
Do not start arguing with anarcho-capitalists on Facebook. It will make you sad.
In the anarcho-syndicalist commune, we're ALL Captains!

gran rey de los mono |
gran rey de los mono wrote:Avocados are a fruit. Jam is made from blended fruit. Guacamole is made from blended avocado. Therefore, guacamole is jam.This makes sense I declare this official!
You wanna know a weird one look up things that count as berries and what does not.
I know strawberries aren't, but I believe apples are.

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I read a cold storage cooking magazine and was inspired to use zucchini as a base. I probably won't make boats out of the zucchini but will put meats on top.

Vidmaster7 |

I read a cold storage cooking magazine and was inspired to use zucchini as a base. I probably won't make boats out of the zucchini but will put meats on top.
I was hesitant but it actually looks pretty good. Hmmm I could do something like that with egg plant too.. hmmmmm.

captain yesterday |
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I can't even look at zucchini without getting a little bit nauseous.
Once you've had whole wheat over ripe zucchini pancakes, whole wheat over ripe zucchini bread, whole wheat over ripe zucchini noodles, and, well, whole wheat over ripe zucchini everything, zucchini loses it's appeal.
The lesson learned here: If you're going to a Quaker meeting in the Midwest fill up on slightly more edible food beforehand, like White Castle or Taco Bell.

Vidmaster7 |

Even worse then the zucchini was the oatmeal! Burned and chock full of exploded yellow raisins.
Or, sugar free Jell-O made from non sugar free Jell-O.
Or, if you really want to die, the homemade root beer.
My mom used to drag me to a bunch of different churches. I feel like I've been to a Quaker church but they didn't have food. I remember the service was more like a group meditation session which was strikingly different from other churches she had took me too. I was OK with it really. I think it was a Quaker church but I could be wrong. It was many years ago.
Home made root beer sounds suspect AF.

Vidmaster7 |
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There's a reason I always cringe when I hear something is "homemade" or "home style" or anything tying the words "home" and "food" together. It's because I always have to wonder "Whose home?" They always skip over that part.
Well my home-made tortillas were good but I didn't grow the flour myself nor mix it with zucchini.

Freehold DM |

Freehold DM wrote:Sure, and it's only 1500 miles away.lisamarlene wrote:far from it. There is a bike trail in a national park next to the beach.Freehold DM wrote:lisamarlene wrote:you can sunbathe naked not far from me. Also there's a place to actually sunbathe naked not far from me, it's a few exits away.Yuugasa wrote:Just a Mort wrote:It's all good my feline friend, I was keeping your name out of it. Regarding dicks, I'm just a perv who likes talking about them, I don't actually know all that much about dick science.Does d1ck size have anything to do with body size? I should think so since if you're bigger you should have a bigger one, right?
Also one thing more is I haven't been on FAWTL that long, so this is the first time I met Yuu, so I don't know her that well. Add that with the type of nature that takes things literally...well.
All I know is, the one time in my life that I went to a nudist resort for the day, my primary goal was to find a place where I could legally and safely sunbathe nude. (And, I figured, a little unofficial "research" from behind the safety of oversized sunglasses while I was tanning... that would be okay, too.)
Turned out that the reason they advertised "first visit FREE!" on their website was so they could give you the massive advertising pitch about buying into their cabin-condo association, because it was actually a NUDIST RETIREMENT COMMUNITY. Everyone there was in their late sixties or seventies, and I had no desire to look anywhere.
So I learned nothing and never went back.
You'd look damned silly getting there on a bicycle.
bring your bike and your sunglasses when you visit NY, I'll take you by.

Freehold DM |
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Karaage is my favorite fried chicken.
I have an Audrey II zucchini theory. I think the little green bastards are demon aliens intent on overrunning the earth and destroying it, like kudzu, but more evil.
I will also take you to Bon Chon, that you may be converted to the holiest of religions.

NobodysHome |
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Still sick as a dog. Definitely doesn't match any of the symptoms of the flu, but definitely an amazingly irritating illness: Fever between 100 and 101 all day every day, scratchy throat, weakness, etc.
Trying to get in a half-day's work (can't exactly get my co-workers sick remotely), but that involves actually sitting up and paying attention, which is hard.
Ah, well, it's a good time to be sick -- we're between projects until early April...

Freehold DM |
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Okay, due to an error on my part(i.e I dragged my feet) I will not be able to finish the American horror story alternates portion of empire today as it has been taken down from MSN. There were 2 or 3 remaining ones that I was working on that I remember well enough to get from the original site(either r/nosleep or creepypasta), but after that I will be returning to "regular" news stories that can be converted into adventure hooks.
He may have been a weirdo, but I am thankful to the dingo for getting this strange thread started. It has kept my writing juices flowing/mind working. Just about anything can be turned into a story hook or start a campaign.
Thanks for reading.

Yuugasa |
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Still sick as a dog. Definitely doesn't match any of the symptoms of the flu, but definitely an amazingly irritating illness: Fever between 100 and 101 all day every day, scratchy throat, weakness, etc.
Trying to get in a half-day's work (can't exactly get my co-workers sick remotely), but that involves actually sitting up and paying attention, which is hard.
Ah, well, it's a good time to be sick -- we're between projects until early April...
Geez, are you alright?

Freehold DM |
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NobodysHome wrote:Geez, are you alright?Still sick as a dog. Definitely doesn't match any of the symptoms of the flu, but definitely an amazingly irritating illness: Fever between 100 and 101 all day every day, scratchy throat, weakness, etc.
Trying to get in a half-day's work (can't exactly get my co-workers sick remotely), but that involves actually sitting up and paying attention, which is hard.
Ah, well, it's a good time to be sick -- we're between projects until early April...
he has fallen victim to that most insidious of seasons, spring. I hold up that he was feeling fine when it was winter as evidence.

lisamarlene |
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First week back from Spring Break is the LOOOOONGEST week of the year.
Today was the first day that I didn't actually feel like Miss Hannigan from Annie all day. They were mostly pretty sweet. Then I talked to the gal in the classroom next door during afternoon recess. She had a whole class of kobolds today. So, yeah, I'm feeling pretty smug.

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I think my creative outlet is what pizza or pizza-esque thing should I bake on Sunday for my entire week's breakfast. This week is black pepper chicken. I'll toast the chicken, toss the capsicum and Cheddar cheese on(still trying to finish the lot of cheese). My mom thinks the zucchini boats won't freeze very well,she might be right but there's no way to find out until we do some science.