Late Night Forum with Vidmaster7

[gran rey de los nekkid]

"If there's time to lean, there's time to clean."
Saying it could sound kind of mean.
Like tossing a swear word at a bean.
Though I guess some might find that kind of keen.

Don't look, or else you might see my peen.

[Completly horrified Vidmaster7]

Everything about that was scary
Much like the movie Carrier
Situations like this can be hairy.
Maybe I should go cower with my friend Larry
I must hurry I can not tarry.
I'll just go hide like I'm a fairy. (they like to hide I think? in flowers etc.?)

[gran rey de los mono]

I see you have Larry, but what about Daryl and Daryl?
Are they too busy with their girlfriend Meryl?
Maybe they've gone out to sing a carol.
Or to go over the falls while riding a barrel.

[Very_Simple_Commoner]

I may not be quick
and the ladies say I make them sick
No one will every call me slick.
But I did find a cool brick.

[Bel-mrooks]

well la de da call Stanly Kubrick.

[Larry, Derro, and Derro]

Rave and a bearcut,
Lego bricks?

[Jurassic Bard]

Are you guys a new law firm?

[Larry, Derro, and Derro]

No. We have no interest in practicing law, but we love to (literally) chase ambulances.

[Just a Mort]

Having a nephew stay over busy I have been,
By the river side walking my nephew and I were seen.
Also his paws are a little short for the climbing wall,
He needs to learn to compensate for it or he won't get up at all.

It's not an impossible task for it is one I have to do.
Short cats can still climb as well as anyone too.

[Vidmaster7]

Got to pass off our knowledge the younger generations.

If we didn't pass down information before out expiration

Our world would quickly fall into degeneration, deprecation and Mortification (.. no offense mort)

We should all make it our apointation to use education.

(I may have made up one word but that's what rappers do soo...)

[gran rey de los mono]

The small folk can climb, this is known to be true.
All you have to do is point and tell them not to do.
Then quick as a flash they'll be over it.
Though when they fall down you'll be in deep s&##.

[Woran]

I cant rhyme
but I'm having a good time!

[Vidmaster7]

I had a hard time thinking of a rhyme for Woran.
I thought and thought and then I got to Roar in!

[gran rey de los mono]

Needin' a rhyme for Woran?
Into the brain vault you must go borin'.
Pull out the memories from where they were storin'.
But always remember that she is foreign.

[Jurassic Bard]

Everyone is rapping? I thought you were all doing Yoda impersonations.

[captain yesterday]

I know rap, and that isn't rap.

[Vanykrye]

Congrats Vid! Or condolences. One of those words is appropriate, I'm certain. I've studied human interactions extensively.

[Vidmaster7]

captain yesterday wrote:

I know rap, and that isn't rap.

we were just rhyming but I feel if rappers can make up words for a rhyme I can too!

*grumbles about the rule that all rap songs have to be about drugs women or money*

[Vidmaster7]

Vanykrye wrote:

Congrats Vid! Or condolences. One of those words is appropriate, I'm certain. I've studied human interactions extensively.

Yeah like its gonna signify a whole life style change because we will be moving I will be getting a new job preferably one that is in the daytime. all sorts of good changes.

[Jurassic Bard]

That sounds good, I'm hoping for the best for you.

[The Vagrant Erudite]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

I know rap, and that isn't rap.

we were just rhyming but I feel if rappers can make up words for a rhyme I can too!

*grumbles about the rule that all MAINSTREAM rap songs have to be about drugs women or money*

FIFY

[gran rey de los mono]

Manager posted next week's schedule, and it looks like I'm officially getting my vacation days. Yay! I just have to make it through tonight, and then it's 9 days off!!

[Just a Mort]

Congratulations Vidmaster7 on your wedding,
I can already hear the bells ring.
Gran what do you intend to do on your vacation days?
There's not much now that can be done for a getaway.

[gran rey de los mono]

Around the house there is work to be done.
Like sweeping and mopping, that isn't much fun.
There's also some yard work, mowing and such.
Though given the weather, I doubt I'll do much.
Mainly I'll just be relishing the peace.
Not having to work is such a release.

[Vidmaster7]

Got to go for haircut soon. I am overdue by about 6 months. on the plus side I've discovered whole new ways to style it so that it stays out of my @#$@ eyes.

[Vidmaster7]

Slow night which is awesome. Found out why. our sales lady put our rate at pure ridiculousness. Way to high imo. So this is the result I suppose. Oh well suits me just fine.

[Vidmaster7]

Did time go back yet?

[Timemaster7]

Yes I have successfully pushed time back by one whole hour. Why you might ask? Why for my own entertainment.

[gran rey de los mono]

I completely forgot that it was time change weekend. Glad I'm not working or it would have been a really nasty surprise.

[Vidmaster7]

I read a extra section of my book like.. man tonight feels like it's going on forever and then I remembered.

[Vidmaster7]

Whew long night quite literally. normally I'd be going home right now.

[Woran]

Hang in there Vidmaster!

[Vidmaster7]

I'm not sure which of my aliases is the biggest jerk but timemaster is up their.

[Stone_Giant]

I'm pretty large.

[Vidmaster7]

Stone_Giant wrote:

I'm pretty large.

Not what I meant.

[Jurassic Bard]

By jerk, do you mean idiot (which I understand is what most Americans use the word to mean), or do you mean not nice person?

[Vidmaster7]

not nice person. hes not unsmart but he did make time go back a hour.

[Jurassic Bard]

Thanks for clearing that up for me. I thought that was what you meant, still, I appreciate the extra hour. More time in bed.

[Vidmaster7]

I was at work for it. :(

[Vanykrye]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

I was at work for it. :(

That sucks. Time clock systems generally don't recognize that extra hour of work you did. Hopefully management will correct that for you.

(My company's time clock system is online - it uses the time on your computer to determine when you are punching in/out. Daylight Savings Time changes and Time Zone changes screw it right up every single time.)

[gran rey de los mono]

I've never not gotten paid for the extra hour. Except for this year, since I didn't work.

[Vidmaster7]

Oh I made a special note and I'm going to be looking into it to confirm. I work hour I get paid for hour.

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

I'm not sure which of my aliases is the biggest jerk but timemaster is up their.

I'm not sure you need to look to your aliases to find the biggest jerk.

[Singed Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

I'm not sure which of my aliases is the biggest jerk but timemaster is up their.

I'm not sure you need to look to your aliases to find the biggest jerk.

OOF Ouch gran. That was savage. I'm just gonna lay down now.

[The Worst Person Ever]

Heh... ouch...

[Vidmaster7]

If anyone wants to hear a cringey hotel story that is about politics you may pm me.

[gran rey de los mono]

Ooh, ooh! Did your boss tell you to only rent rooms to people who could prove they voted for (insert candidate's name here)?

[Vidmaster7]

negative. did that happen to you?

[gran rey de los mono]

No. I'm on vacation. And I would just ignore them if they tried to make me do that. And probably try to figure out who I should report them to, because that's some b#!*##!*.

[Vidmaster7]

I'm going to try and stop watching election stuff for awhile It's giving me anxiety.