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[Tacticslion]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

The original Simon from "Simon Says" must have been a real a&#$#+$.

I played an enchantment focused wizard named Simon once. Soon as I got dominate person it was on!

Hah! Awesome!

EDIT: SIMON SAYS, "GET DRESSED!" *gets dressed*

[Tacticslion]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

One 18-inch pizza is more pizza than two 12-inch pizzas. (~254 in^2 vs ~226 in^2)

Wait is that true?

Yes, do the math. I even provided the answers for you.

Looking at the equation makes me just want to take your word on it.

The equations aren't really that complicated.

It's 3.14 oh, hush, NH! times (<number> x <number>). Double that for the two pizzas.

For an 18 inch pizza, the number is nine.
For a 12 inch pizza, the number is six.

(3.14)*(9)*(9)
v.
(3.14)*(6)*(6)*(2)

[Tacticslion]

So, I guess the lesson is, "Go big, to go home." then?

[Vidmaster7]

Tacticslion wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

One 18-inch pizza is more pizza than two 12-inch pizzas. (~254 in^2 vs ~226 in^2)

Wait is that true?

Area of a Circle

How are pizza sizes measured

18 inches; the radius, then, is 9 inches

A = πr^2

"r" in that case is "9"

A = π*[(9)^2]

9*9 = 81

π*81 = ~(254.46900494077) square inches of pizza

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two 12 inches; the radius, then, is 6 inches

A = πr^2

"r" in that case is "6"

A = π*[(6)^2]

6*6 = 36

π*36 = ~(113.09733552923)

There are two of them, however, so...

(113.09733552923)*(2) = (226.19467105846) square inches of pizza

Seems legit!

Others weigh in

Someone there, adds:

Quote:

It's worse than that. Each pizza is going to be roughly 2" diameter of crust. 12" means 10" of toppings, 18" means 16" of toppings.

... so you kind of get shorted all around.

Thanks T-lion! I was for sure not going to run that math.

[Vidmaster7]

Tacticslion wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

The original Simon from "Simon Says" must have been a real a&#$#+$.

I played an enchantment focused wizard named Simon once. Soon as I got dominate person it was on!

Hah! Awesome!

EDIT: SIMON SAYS, "GET DRESSED!" *gets dressed*

Yes the first rule he set for dominated creatures was only respond when I say "Simon says" that way there was no accidental commands (the DM at the time was a stickler.)

[Tacticslion]

LIFE HAX UNLOCKED

[Tacticslion]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Tacticslion wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

The original Simon from "Simon Says" must have been a real a&#$#+$.

I played an enchantment focused wizard named Simon once. Soon as I got dominate person it was on!

Hah! Awesome!

EDIT: SIMON SAYS, "GET DRESSED!" *gets dressed*

Yes the first rule he set for dominated creatures was only respond when I say "Simon says" that way there was no accidental commands (the DM at the time was a stickler.)

Hahahah! Awesome!

[gran rey de los mono]

Tacticslion wrote:

...

Someone there, adds:

Quote:

It's worse than that. Each pizza is going to be roughly 2" diameter of crust. 12" means 10" of toppings, 18" means 16" of toppings.

... so you kind of get shorted all around.

That really depends on the type of pizza. Not all pizzas have a roll of crust around the edge. Thin crust pizzas, for instance, tend not to have much of an edge, in my experience.

[Vidmaster7]

You guys are making me hungry and its to late to order pizza.

[Just a Mort]

The guys at pasta mania use the same amount of toppings whether it's a 7 inch,10 inch or 12 inch pizza. They just spread it more thinly. So you're just paying more for the dough.

I generally go for 7 inch, 10 if I'm hungry.

[Just a Mort]

And all that pizza Maths ate the thoughts out of my head!

[gran rey de los mono]

Just a Mort wrote:

The guys at pasta mania use the same amount of toppings whether it's a 7 inch,10 inch or 12 inch pizza. They just spread it more thinly. So you're just paying more for the dough.

I generally go for 7 inch, 10 if I'm hungry.

That sounds like a rip-off. Larger pizzas need more toppings.

[gran rey de los mono]

Back in my day there was no drooling emoji. You had to walk over to the girl's house, knock on her door, ask to speak to her, and then drool at her in person.

[Vidmaster7]

Yeah fur sure never going to pasta mania if that's how they do. (not that there is any around me that I would go to. )

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Back in my day there was no drooling emoji. You had to walk over to the girl's house, knock on her door, ask to speak to her, and then drool at her in person.

I like to refer to those times as "The Dark Times"

See technology is improving the world.

[Tacticslion]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Back in my day there was no drooling emoji. You had to walk over to the girl's house, knock on her door, ask to speak to her, and then drool at her in person.

I like to refer to those times as "The Dark Times"

See technology is improving the world.

I thought that was, "The Dank Memes"...? Or am I doing it wrong, again?

[Very concerned Vidmaster7]

Tacticslion wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Back in my day there was no drooling emoji. You had to walk over to the girl's house, knock on her door, ask to speak to her, and then drool at her in person.

I like to refer to those times as "The Dark Times"

See technology is improving the world.

I thought that was, "The Dank Memes"...? Or am I doing it wrong, again?

SMH...

(lol)

[gran rey de los mono]

Very concerned Vidmaster7 wrote:

Tacticslion wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Back in my day there was no drooling emoji. You had to walk over to the girl's house, knock on her door, ask to speak to her, and then drool at her in person.

I like to refer to those times as "The Dark Times"

See technology is improving the world.

I thought that was, "The Dank Memes"...? Or am I doing it wrong, again?

SMH...

(lol)

Maybe he means "Stank Beans"?

[gran rey de los mono]

In the game I'm in, our ranger just got his animal companion. Inspired by my wrasslin' monk, he has named it "Hock Hoggin" (a play on Hulk Hogan).

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

In the game I'm in, our ranger just got his animal companion. Inspired by my wrasslin' monk, he has named it "Hock Hoggin" (a play on Hulk Hogan).

Is the rangers name Nacho ran Sandy mavage?

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Very concerned Vidmaster7 wrote:

Tacticslion wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Back in my day there was no drooling emoji. You had to walk over to the girl's house, knock on her door, ask to speak to her, and then drool at her in person.

I like to refer to those times as "The Dark Times"

See technology is improving the world.

I thought that was, "The Dank Memes"...? Or am I doing it wrong, again?

SMH...

(lol)

Maybe he means "Stank Beans"?

Why would anyone ever mean "Stank Beans"?

[Just a Mort]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Just a Mort wrote:

The guys at pasta mania use the same amount of toppings whether it's a 7 inch,10 inch or 12 inch pizza. They just spread it more thinly. So you're just paying more for the dough.

I generally go for 7 inch, 10 if I'm hungry.

That sounds like a rip-off. Larger pizzas need more toppings.

Agree with you on that. I was like eating the 7 inch pizza, finding sufficient cheese, but the 10-inch...eh why is my cheese so sparse?

[Just a Mort]

BTW any of you have any recipes for bread that don't involve yeast? I'm really bad at getting yeast to rise, I have quite a bit of flour at home but all that baking....well cakes are going to get Me fat.

Also not too much kneading please. Its tiring as fk.

[Vidmaster7]

MMM cake insert>>>*drool emoji* <<<here

Now wasn't that better then be going to Morts and drooling on her front porch?

[Just a Mort]

I'll pass you a piece of cake when I'm done baking. I'm not that mean. Prolly will bake chocolate cake tomorrow. Damn. Forgot, 8000km away.

Don't think that's feasible then.

[Just a Mort]

One more thing, my oven looks like this. It's no fancy bread oven.

[Vidmaster7]

Looks like mine almost.

[Just a Mort]

Not really exactly my model of oven but you get my drift. Also, do you bake bread in your oven?

I know I can bake cakes in my oven.

[Just a Mort]

One more thing I don't understand. What's this thing about wanting to eat instant noodles or potato chips in the middle of the night?(My BF is prone to that)

For me, firstly I don't stay up that late, secondly if I do want to snack, I rather eat a mild cheddar, cambert, brie or gyurere.

[Vidmaster7]

Just a Mort wrote:

Not really exactly my model of oven but you get my drift. Also, do you bake bread in your oven?

I know I can bake cakes in my oven.

I do a lot of cooking but I don't bake. I'm no good with breads. OR rather they tend to be a lot of work and I can buy them already done and not have a big difference in taste. plus then no mess to clean up after.

[Just a Mort]

Meh, outside cakes are too sweet for me.
Besides I find it an affront to use artificial flavorings, which I can taste in commercially made banana cakes.

Do it with REAL bananas. Believe me, no flavorings involved.

[Just a Mort]

Also...people joke that Starbucks has infested the world... Look in your kitchen. Do you see that ubiquitous packet of instant noodles in your kitchen cupboard?

Other then Artic and the Antarctic, I can't think of a country offhand that hasn't been invaded by instant noodles.

[Completly horrified Vidmaster7]

My god I do have instant noodles at home! they are taking over!!

[gran rey de los mono]

Just a Mort wrote:

BTW any of you have any recipes for bread that don't involve yeast? I'm really bad at getting yeast to rise, I have quite a bit of flour at home but all that baking....well cakes are going to get Me fat.

Also not too much kneading please. Its tiring as fk.

Are biscuits okay?

[gran rey de los mono]

Just a Mort wrote:

One more thing, my oven looks like this. It's no fancy bread oven.

You don't need a fancy oven to bake bread. Trust me, I've made lots of bread in my life and never had a fancy oven.

[gran rey de los mono]

Just a Mort wrote:

Also...people joke that Starbucks has infested the world... Look in your kitchen. Do you see that ubiquitous packet of instant noodles in your kitchen cupboard?

Other then Artic and the Antarctic, I can't think of a country offhand that hasn't been invaded by instant noodles.

No, I don't see any instant noodles. I don't eat those. If I have noodles, I'm making pasta.

[Vidmaster7]

Gran is still free from the noodles influence!

[Vidmaster7 agent of hydra]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Just a Mort wrote:

Also...people joke that Starbucks has infested the world... Look in your kitchen. Do you see that ubiquitous packet of instant noodles in your kitchen cupboard?

Other then Artic and the Antarctic, I can't think of a country offhand that hasn't been invaded by instant noodles.

No, I don't see any instant noodles. I don't eat those. If I have noodles, I'm making pasta.

Join us Gran. Join the noodlers! (not to be confused with the canoodlers that is something entirely different.)

[Just a Mort]

If you're a home maker or you have quite some free time, you're less likely to suffer from the instant noodles curse. If you're Asian, have low income, a student or a very busy office worker, chances are your kitchen will be invaded.

Yes, we have instant noodles. It's like part of our culture, so.

Anyway Gran, even if you haven't fallen under their influence, there's still a whole lot of your countrymen who are viable targets...

[Just a Mort]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Just a Mort wrote:

BTW any of you have any recipes for bread that don't involve yeast? I'm really bad at getting yeast to rise, I have quite a bit of flour at home but all that baking....well cakes are going to get Me fat.

Also not too much kneading please. Its tiring as fk.

Are biscuits okay?

Prefer bread. I don't think you can have biscuits for breakfast unless you spread them with cheese in which my mom go, what?

[Vidmaster7]

Butter on biscuits with a big glass of orange juice cause there so dang dry. That just suck all the moisture out of your mouth.

[Just a Mort]

Given a chance I'd spread hummus on my crackers.

Unfortunately I finished the last bottle of hummus.

[gran rey de los mono]

Assuming by instant noodles ya'll are talking about ramen a la Maruchan or similar, then I have tried them before and hated them. Even when I was a poor student I wouldn't eat them.

[gran rey de los mono]

Just a Mort wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Just a Mort wrote:

BTW any of you have any recipes for bread that don't involve yeast? I'm really bad at getting yeast to rise, I have quite a bit of flour at home but all that baking....well cakes are going to get Me fat.

Also not too much kneading please. Its tiring as fk.

Are biscuits okay?

Prefer bread. I don't think you can have biscuits for breakfast unless you spread them with cheese in which my mom go, what?

Biscuits are absolutely a breakfast food. Put butter on them, like Vidmaster7 said, or drizzle with honey, spread on jam/jelly, go like my Grandpa used to and mix butter with molasses and then sop it up with the biscuits, cover with sausage gravy... All so good.

[gran rey de los mono]

Or you could go with various flatbreads, like pita or naan. It's usually unleavened or uses chemical leavening. I've never made them from scratch, so I'm not sure how much kneading is involved.

[gran rey de los mono]

Just a Mort wrote:

One more thing I don't understand. What's this thing about wanting to eat instant noodles or potato chips in the middle of the night?(My BF is prone to that)

For me, firstly I don't stay up that late, secondly if I do want to snack, I rather eat a mild cheddar, cambert, brie or gyurere.

Sometimes you just want crunchy salt.

[Limeylongears]

Tacticslion wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

For the record, microwaving coffee is morally equivalent to boiling ribs.

... so the moral equivalent of, "British," then?

We don't boil ribs. We eat them raw, while dancing around a standing stone wearing the rest of the elk's bloody remains.

The Scots do deep-fry coffee, though.

[Vidmaster7]

Deep fry coffee WHAAAAAA?!?!

[gran rey de los mono]

I've seen carny stands that advertise deep-fried Pepsi, so I guess coffee wouldn't be too different.

[gran rey de los mono]

My second niece just finished a year of study at St. Andrew's in Scotland. She always loved English Breakfast Tea and Irish Breakfast Tea, but now she has decided that Scottish Breakfast Tea is the best.

I wouldn't know. I can't stand tea.