
Freehold DM |
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Phillip Gastone wrote:Friday the 13th is pretty scary, but the real terror begins on Saturday the 14th!I was working part-time as a projectionist in one of the theaters in my hometown when this was released. I had to watch it many, many times.
wow.
You're old!

DungeonmasterCal |
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DungeonmasterCal wrote:Phillip Gastone wrote:Friday the 13th is pretty scary, but the real terror begins on Saturday the 14th!I was working part-time as a projectionist in one of the theaters in my hometown when this was released. I had to watch it many, many times.
wow.
You're old!
LOL yes.

Phillip Gastone |
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Excellent, it is now time for an edition war!
Have you guys seen the latest edition of Lord of the Rings!?!
The cover art from the movies is tacky and I think they made Gandalf way too powerful in this latest edition. When I was a kid, Wizards got chased up trees by goblins and fought back with fire crackers. Now they fight demons single handed? Come on.
I'm going to stick with the 1965 edition, because later printings aren't even Lord of the Rings any more.

AngryNerdRageDemon |
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Excellent, it is now time for an edition war!
Have you guys seen the latest edition of Lord of the Rings!?!
The cover art from the movies is tacky and I think they made Gandalf way too powerful in this latest edition. When I was a kid, Wizards got chased up trees by goblins and fought back with fire crackers. Now they fight demons single handed? Come on.
I'm going to stick with the 1965 edition, because later printings aren't even Lord of the Rings any more.
Your face isn't even Lord of the Rings anymore!

Semantic Deity |
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...wait. You had [u]PICTURES?[/u]
"Clearly it was an effort to dumb down the extraneous wall of literary exposition devised clearly to pad the word count and therefore was not a legal edition. In fact, one could surmise that the presence of any actual pictorial evidence in a Tolkien or Tolkien-derived work was the product of an unskilled amateur hack. Someone unlearned in the finer gravities of massive amounts of scribbling, and unaware that by simply 'putting a picture in' one may deprive one's self of several thousand of these important little memetic devices."

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When I was a kid we had a pair of goats that we put in a pen with 8 foot high fences. But apparently they put the posts in too far apart because they would find the middle, bend the fence just enough they could climb over it and make their way up the hill to the neighbor's house. So, we'd get a call from the neighbor and the older brothers would send me and my brother and we'd put the tether on one goat and one of us would pull and the other would ram the goat in the rear, all the way down the hill. We'd finally get the first goat in and the pen bent back as best we could and get about halfway down with the second goat when we'd see the first goat marching back up the hill.
So, yeah, do whatever you want to your (kid) goat , I didn't see s*~$.

Phillip Gastone |
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Testing, testing... <taptaptap> is this thing on?
Everyone who posts in this thread is a stupid poopy-head! (please note that's a Group Attack... unfortunately including myself, I see. hrm. well, faint heart ne'er won fair moderation, as they say...)
Each and every person in this thread is a poopy-head! (that's umm... a lot of Personal Attacks, I guess. errr... still including myself. dammitall, who calibrated this bubble, anyhow??!?)
Anyhow, this should put paid to the Fake News that the bubble has been breached. Or, like... get me banhammered.

Freehold DM |
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Phillip Gastone wrote:If you work at a sex shop and look at porn, is it still NSFW?I know this was meant in jest and rhetorical, but I feel I compelled to answer it.
From a company computer? From an IT perspective, yeah, very much so.
took the words right out of my mouth. It comes up rarely nowadays on the second job.

Master Pugwampi |
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Phillip Gastone wrote:Hey everyone, I just got a brand new game and I'm trying to install some user-created content. Any recommendations for for how and what content?Send electrical shocks through the keyboard. Call it a "realism feature".
And make sure the level of the charge increases with the game damage and danger!

Hunt, the PugWumpus |
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Vanykrye wrote:And make sure the level of the charge increases with the game damage and danger!Phillip Gastone wrote:Hey everyone, I just got a brand new game and I'm trying to install some user-created content. Any recommendations for for how and what content?Send electrical shocks through the keyboard. Call it a "realism feature".
You could even call the shocks a "Peter Tingle." (There's precedent.)

Phillip Gastone |
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Master Pugwampi wrote:You could even call the shocks a "Peter Tingle." (There's precedent.)Vanykrye wrote:And make sure the level of the charge increases with the game damage and danger!Phillip Gastone wrote:Hey everyone, I just got a brand new game and I'm trying to install some user-created content. Any recommendations for for how and what content?Send electrical shocks through the keyboard. Call it a "realism feature".
Or even Chuck!

Lord Sidelong-Glancington |
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You could even call the shocks a "Peter Tingle." (There's precedent.)
(¬_¬)