Oh, for some reason I fail to grasp what this reference is for, please enlighten me!
"we could RyckyRych Fastball Special through this."
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The Fastball Special is (among other things) a comic reference of throwing a team member at the enemy, both to get them their quickly and as an attack itself.
I was saying since you are forgettable anyway, we could have you hide in my Handy Haversack and throw you at the surprised enemies.
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Bonus points if you are a Dwarf was a reference to Kord of the Rings movie.
Nobody tosses a Dwarf!
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Seat taken.
Bah, already in one.
Those were fun. I wish I had played them in order - or at least within 6 months of each other - but still fun.
Dotting. Several characters ready for assignments.
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A Chelish woman in a wine red dress twirls into the lodge, her dark curls bouncing around her eye-patch-clad face. "Oh, it's so good to be back in Taldor! I've been to three weddings already at Shelyn's church, and they were all fantastic! And this lodge is so pretty!" She just barely refrains from skipping over to Trotter, walking instead, and introduces herself before wandering off to admire more of the Taldan art in the lodge.
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Three weddings? Wasn't one enough? A dark-haired Taldan man clad in noble's clothing strolls in as if he owned the place. By the look of his composite longbow and the dust on the hilt of his sword you would judge him to be an archer.This does seem to be an adequate enough place to find my next adventure. I'm sure there any many situations that could use my wealth of talent. The Cheliaxian here, Meg was it? Yes, she can attest to my great skill with the bow, surely.
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A tall, fair haired knight of with obvious elven heritage enters.
Under his red cloak, he wears a new suit of platemail along with a shield bearing the crest of Iomedae. His longsword is well kept and shows signs of recent battles.
He looks around the establishment. He speaks to himself in a low voice, half surprised.
"Interesting, I suspected I would find them here. This is the type of place they frequent."
Spotting a familiar face. "Sir Filios, is that you?"
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"Indeed. I have been searching every pub and LODGE in this land, expecting Sir Varg and Sir Desmond here together. This seems to be the type of place they would enjoy."
He pauses for a moment in with a puzzled look...
"Although, I pretty much found that to be the case with the last dozen bars and LODGES as well. I am not sure I have found any they would not like. But I digress. What brings you to Cassomir and Taldor? And how is our good friend Sir Hargrove. I have not seen him in a year or more. Back in Absalom, I imagine?"
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A young Garundi mage with Chelish-white skin of average build for his makes his way to the office doors with a sign in hand, "Um, Venture-Captain Trotter, sir? I think, uh, the Aspis or someone else is trying to sabotage the Lodge's reputation again." He sets a number of signs and fliers painted with directions to the Lodge, the Glyph of the Open Road, and the following, "Half-off Fireday mixed drink specials and 50% off on-tap drinks." "Ladies' Night Wealday Specials" "Abadius 3-5, Forbidden Keleshite dancers "
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The h/o curious, goes to the signs. One could see him mouth the words slowly as he reads the signs.
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"Bah! Whichever prankster has been soiling our Lodge's reputation surely deserves a demerit at the least! This is a Pathfinder Lodge! We're never going to reach the esteem of the Heidmarches with that sort of riff-raff going on!" Trotter seems flummoxed at the situation but not necessarily angry, as the halfling is quite quick to forgive.
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Wreck looks at the halfling
"Want Wreck to go talk to them? Wreck can be scary if Wreck wants to be... or needs to be?"
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A pig follows in after the wizard as he responds, "But we don't know who it is, though. Being genuinely mean to random people would do worse for our reputation anyways..."
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Wreck nods and goes back to where he was relaxing
"Wreck understands. But if Wreck is needed, Wreck is happy to help."
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A garishly-clad Aasimar stumbles into Trotter's lodge. Did someone say bar? Barkeep! A dozen of your finest ales and half-a-dozen of your finest wenches! The Flesh Puppets can't rock without ale and wenches! I got a gig tonight and I need a steep buzz to be able to play these for these Taldans. All they want to hear is that damned national anthem.
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A garishly-clad Aasimar stumbles into Trotter's lodge. Did someone say bar? Barkeep! A dozen of your finest ales and half-a-dozen of your finest wenches! The Flesh Puppets can't rock without ale and wenches! I got a gig tonight and I need a steep buzz to be able to play these for these Taldans. All they want to hear is that damned national anthem.
Trotter rolls his eyes as Ace enters the room. "Ace? Of the Flesh Puppets? Are you behind all this? I heard about what your band did when you were supposed to be rescuing some dwarves from Razmiran! If I find out that you were behind all of this you'll be recataloging the library for a month!"
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A young Garundi mage with Chelish-white skin of average build for his makes his way to the office doors with a sign in hand, "Um, Venture-Captain Trotter, sir? I think, uh, the Aspis or someone else is trying to sabotage the Lodge's reputation again." He sets a number of signs and fliers painted with directions to the Lodge, the Glyph of the Open Road, and the following, "Half-off Fireday mixed drink specials and 50% off on-tap drinks." "Ladies' Night Wealday Specials" "Abadius 3-5, Forbidden Keleshite dancers "
With a start, the aasimar looks up from his copy of History and Future of Humanity as Ernest places his flyers. Oh! he exclaims. I didn't know flyers were allowed! I have some here...
He promptly produces a quantity of leaflets, which he begins to hand out about the Lodge. Tell me, have you heard the word of Aroden today...?
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"Ooh, ooh! If the records need restructured, I'm certified and available!" Ernest digs out his Wayfinder, engraved with 'LTEV0.5 Wayfinder' on the lid and still in protective wrapping. "I'd love to see what records a lodge as new as this one has..."
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In walks a young Taldane man. His fair is bronze, like others of his origin. This bronze tone took may a year, working on the docks with his father to accomplish. Strapped to his back is a shield, with a various assortment of hammers, all the while he clanks around in his polished full plate.
He takes a swig from his waterskin, while walking around admiring the new lodge before him.
So, I heard that is is the place to go. The Society has new missions spring up for new and seasoned members alike. Hopefully, the person who told me this wasn't pulling my leg