
Lyosha Neverhome |

HP: 155/205
Greatsword: 1d20 + 20 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 20 - 2 = 27
Damage (slashing, magical): 2d6 + 25 ⇒ (1, 2) + 25 = 28+Fire, Acid, Electricity, Negative
If I had known I had 3 attacks i would have activated Raging Brutality to add +10 damage to all those attacks.

Sigrun Jagrsdottir |

Sugrun charges toward the dragon, her fury causing her to drastically misjudge her swing at the dragon, missing her attack.
Adamantine/Magic/Rage/Charge/Shaken: 1d20 + 24 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 24 + 2 - 2 = 25
1d8 + 12 ⇒ (6) + 12 = 18
Rage round 5 of 32
AC: 23
HP: 164/186
Fast Healing 2 activated

Lyosha Neverhome |

I said he moved up to him, but I'm on my phone so couldn't move the icon till then.

'Silence' |

Looping Mule around almost in flanking range he struck hard with his sword.
improved vital challenge strike: 1d20 + 17 - 2 ⇒ (17) + 17 - 2 = 32
damage: 3d8 + 8 - 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (8, 7, 1) + 8 - 2 + (4) = 26
crit?: 1d20 + 17 - 2 ⇒ (12) + 17 - 2 = 27
If crit add an additional
damage: 2d8 + 8 + 1d6 + 1d8 ⇒ (2, 7) + 8 + (2) + (1) = 20

Your Benevolent Dictator |

Your latest attacks have left Yrax extremely bloody, but the dragon warlord still has some fight left in him. With a roar of fury, he lashes out at everyone around him with his powerful tail before taking flight and landing directly on top of Percy and Hobbes in an attempt to crush them.
Tail Slap: 1d20 + 30 ⇒ (17) + 30 = 47 Damage: 2d6 + 13 ⇒ (6, 2) + 13 = 21
Silence/Mule/Hila/Sigrun/Neverhome take the above damage and are pushed backward 20ft. I've updated your positions on the map. Also, if my understanding is correct, Silence/Mule/Hila are now within range of the wall of fire, so they take 1d4 fire damage.
Crush Damage: 2d6 + 13 ⇒ (5, 4) + 13 = 22
Percy/Hobbes take the above damage and are pinned. Reflex DC 25 halves the damage and negates the pin.
Your Turns
Yrax: 217pts damage, Eldritch Scar (harm CL 12, DC 22)

Lyosha Neverhome |

Not having to chase the dragon anymore Neverhome slaves in a flurry at the scaled beast.
Greatsword: 1d20 + 20 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 20 - 2 = 25
Damage (slashing, magical): 2d6 + 25 + 10 ⇒ (1, 2) + 25 + 10 = 38+Fire, Acid, Electricity, Negative
Greatsword: 1d20 + 20 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 20 - 2 = 23
Damage (slashing, magical): 2d6 + 25 + 10 ⇒ (6, 6) + 25 + 10 = 47+Fire, Acid, Electricity, Negative
Greatsword: 1d20 + 15 - 2 ⇒ (17) + 15 - 2 = 30
Damage (slashing, magical): 2d6 + 25 + 10 ⇒ (1, 6) + 25 + 10 = 42+Fire, Acid, Electricity, Negative

Percy Silvershaper |

reflex: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9
Percy stands tall in the face of her foe, arms flaming and eyes bright. Even as the dragon's tail falls she raises a fist in defiance and her flames roar to match her act! The tail slams down directly on top of her. When it rises again Percy's arms are smoking like a burning log doused in water, her fist still raised in defiance. The ice around her has melted into a glassy pool of half melted ice tinged pink in the same spiral pattern of the holy symbol of her god that she carries in her eye.
Edit: math errors are my nemesis.
Percy is unconscious and dying at -9
stabilize: 1d20 + 2 - 9 ⇒ (16) + 2 - 9 = 9
Still dying at -10. Will be dead in four rounds.

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

Reflex: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (20) + 16 = 36
Hobbes dodges out of the way of the massive tail entirely, just in time to see Percy get crushed almost to death. "Not again..." He says his voice almost fading out. Frantically he searches his pack and finds a potion! He pours it down Gorgeous' throat. He then whistles for Hila. "Get her out of here!"
CMW: 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (1, 2) + 3 = 6 Dumb dragon can take an AOO on Hobbes if he wants.

Percy Silvershaper |

Percy's wounds stop bleeding, but she is still severely wounded. Now stable at -4. Way to go Hobbes!

Hila the Orphan |

Hila rushes over, picking up the fallen gnome with her jaws, very carefully as to not cause a tragic mishap.

Sigrun Jagrsdottir |

Taking a step forward, Sigrun joins her lover in a frenzy of violent attacks at the dragon.
Adamantine/Magic/Rage/Shaken:: 1d20 + 24 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 24 - 2 = 27
1d8 + 12 ⇒ (3) + 12 = 15
Adamantine/Magic/Rage/Shaken:: 1d20 + 24 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 24 - 2 = 23
1d8 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17
Adamantine/Magic/Rage/Shaken:: 1d20 + 19 - 2 ⇒ (8) + 19 - 2 = 25
1d8 + 12 ⇒ (3) + 12 = 15
Rage round 6 of 32
AC: 25
HP: 151/186
Fast Healing 2 activated

'Silence' |

With a hiss of frustration matching his warhorses noises of annoyance he leaned low and guided Mule forward with his knees flanking the scaled and doomed warlord. His katana flashed as he struck, Mule rearing up and kicking out as well.
improved vital challenge strike 1: 1d20 + 17 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 17 - 2 + 2 = 29
damage 1: 3d8 + 8 - 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (4, 4, 3) + 8 - 2 + (6) = 23
Blessing of fervor improved vital challenge strike : 1d20 + 17 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 17 - 2 + 2 = 24
damage fervor: 3d8 + 8 - 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (8, 8, 8) + 8 - 2 + (5) = 35
Mule hoof: 1d20 + 13 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 13 - 2 + 2 = 29
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
fire: 2d4 ⇒ (2, 2) = 4

Your Benevolent Dictator |

AoO vs Hobbes: 1d20 + 27 ⇒ (16) + 27 = 43 Damage: 2d8 + 13 ⇒ (5, 3) + 13 = 21
Yrax's mighty jaws snap at Hobbes as the halfling works to keep Percy alive. Distracted by the near tragedy, most of your attacks narrowly miss, but Neverhome scores a nasty cut on the dragon's flank. Severely wounded and surrounded by foes, the warlord begins to cast a defensive spell ...
... and suddenly convulses as negative energy erupts out of a previously-unnoticed sigil on his tail. Dazed by the unexpected injury, Yrax is left open for a killing blow.
The only reason he isn't dead is because harm can't bring him below 1 HP. First person to hit AC 30 will drop him. Feel free to write it up in a suitably-epic fashion. XD

Lyosha Neverhome |

Greatsword: 1d20 + 20 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 20 - 2 = 20
Greatsword: 1d20 + 20 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 20 - 2 = 22
Greatsword: 1d20 + 15 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 15 - 2 = 27

Percy Silvershaper |

Even after being knocked out Percy strikes! :D

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |
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Despite the pain from the dragon's teeth, he raises his bow and fires an arrow right into it's maw. "This is for Gorgeous!"
Pew!: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (18) + 21 = 39 F~+$ you dragon!

Your Benevolent Dictator |

Loot
amulet of blue dragon's breath
bronze griffon figurine of wondrous power (looks like a platinum dragon)
decanter of endless water
dragonbone divination sticks
drinking horn of bottomless valor
gloom blade
manual of war
restorative ointment x2
ring of x-ray vision
suzerain scepter
Oil - magic vestment
Potion - cure serious wounds
Potion - good hope
Potion - lesser restoration x2
Potion - remove blindness/deafness
Scroll - contagion
Scroll - false life x2
Scroll - gentle repose
Scroll - hallucinatory terrain
Scroll - lesser geas
46,140 gp, 4 cp
Other
Dragon Scales (enough for two sets of dragonhide armor)
Dragon Talon x4 (functions as a MW Dagger that bypasses DR/magic)
Dragon Teeth x 30 (arrowheads made from these deal Slashing damage)
Dragon Tongue (material component - language-dependent spells function at +1 CL)
Yrax's Skull (sells for 1,400 gp)
850 pound chunk of adamantine (15,000 gp of crafting material)
Also, you're now Level 13. XD

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

Sweet.
"That's what you get!" Hobbes yells out. As his adrenaline fades he drops his bow, drawing his wand to wake up Percy.
1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
"Hey Gorgeous. Time to get up now. We got him."

Percy Silvershaper |

Now at +5
Percy's eyes are the third thing to respond to the healing and not being nearly dead anymore. The first is her mind. It feels like floating to the surface of a lake. She feels weightless, blind, deaf, ultimately relaxed. Then came the first breath and OH IMBREX THE PAIN! It feels like every bone down the middle of her is broken and then been fed through a grinder! Her lungs are mush! She can't breathe! Reflexively, positive energy explodes out of her!
Hopefully everyone gathers around to check in on their fallen comrade so this heals everyone *winkwinknudgenudge*.
cure moderate, mass; curing anyone within 30 ft.: 2d8 + 12 ⇒ (4, 3) + 12 = 19
Now at 24
Bones knit, her collapsed chest pops back out and she gasps a painful draw of air. Another reflexive explosion of energy radiates out!
cure moderate, mass; curing anyone within 30 ft.: 2d8 + 12 ⇒ (8, 3) + 12 = 23
cure moderate, mass; curing anyone within 30 ft.: 2d8 + 12 ⇒ (7, 2) + 12 = 21
now full
Percy's eyes finally open. Owww. I have never been more thankful for that connection to the Positive Plane... She looks to the dragon and the arrow in his forehead.
Awww. For me? You shouldn't have. she says with a wink. Then she grows serious. Thank you, Hobbes. Thank you all. That was close, wasn't it?

Sigrun Jagrsdottir |

"Way too close.... but suitably glorious!" Sig says with a wild grin as her wounds close.

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

"Too close Percy." Hobbes says before giving her a nice long kiss.

Percy Silvershaper |

Percy returns the kids with interest. Her flames spark and crackle until she remembers that they aren't alone. Then she gently disentangles herself and clears her throat.

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

Hobbes helps Percy to her feet as he too realizes that the whole part is staring. "Uh, yea. So where is that thing we were suppose ta get?"

Percy Silvershaper |

Finally. Percy sighs. Let's go get off this gods-forsaken planet.

'Silence' |

"Yes yes, we should go, good to have you still upright Perciliscious yes yes."
He began still covered a bit in dragon goo from his reclamation of its scales and all. Good armor could be made from this certainly.

Percy Silvershaper |

Percy smiles and hugs each of the team in turn. Again I owe my life to you all. Thanks for not letting it eat me.

Your Benevolent Dictator |

Let's get this show on the road! Percy, your cohort, mage, and sage are trapped in the Dancing Hut. You should find them relatively quickly.
After brewing the stew, breaking the chicken egg, and adding the ingredients, you active the Dancing Hut's transportation ritual once more. As before, the structure swirls and morphs into a completely new configuration, leaving the frigid world of Triaxus far behind. When your vision clears, you find yourselves in a cluttered, one-room log hut filled floor-to-ceiling with golden birdcages. While a few are empty, the majority hold the mummified remains of stunted, bearded men. In the center of the room, a familiar cauldron bubbles and smokes. The single window reveals a curious sight outside: a bone fence fallen into disrepair and covered in thorny vines, and the carcass of a rusted metal wagon. Beyond stand the tall dark trees of an ancient forest. You see three possible exits: a single door of rough-hewn planks, a rickety ladder leading to a trap door in the ceiling, and a cold fireplace that looks large enough to crawl into.
A few of the tiny caged men remain alive, although they take no notice of you. They listlessly chew on tiny bird bones and mutter softly in an unknown tongue.
"От далекого мира до далекого мира, наконец, мы возвращаемся домой."
"Многие хижины для многих сказок, но все начинаются здесь. Валисия и ее маленькая кукла. Голодные дети и дом пряников. Маленький Отик. Отказавшийся сын, чтобы претендовать на свое право первородства."
"Панихишки бабушки, все схваченные. Какие маленькие птицы клюнули их?"
"Many huts for many tales, but all begin here. Valisia and her little doll. Hungry children and a house of gingerbread. Little Otik. The forsaken son, come to claim his birthright."
"Grandmother's breadcrumbs, all snatched up. What little birds pecked them up?"

Lyosha Neverhome |

Knowledge (Nature): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21
"Little ones... Fey..." Neverhome murmurs as he looks over their new surroundings.
I have no idea what a domovoi is.

Lyosha Neverhome |

"Benevolent little ones, they clean and tidy while you are away if they like you. Pranks, if you are mean. Should we free them?" he asked, uncertain since he did not know what they were chanting.

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

Hobbes looks the little fey over. "Yea, let 'em out kid. They're harmless."

Percy Silvershaper |

Percy agrees. They may even be nice to have around as long as we don't do anything offensive.

Lyosha Neverhome |

Neverhome reaches in and gently begins removing the Domovoi from their cages.

Percy Silvershaper |

And Percy immediately stars removing the language barrier.

'Silence' |

Taking the scales from the dragons the felinerai immeadiately goes into the making of heavy wooden/scaled shields.
craft armor check: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14
A feline has to have hobbies after all. well besides you know staring into crystal balls at gorgeous wolf maidens and the like.

Your Benevolent Dictator |

@Percy: communal share language, right? If so, everyone can read the dialogue spoiler. XD
The domovoi don't resist, but they also don't do anything to acknowledge your presence. Whatever's happened to them seems to have caused some permanent damage to their psyches. (also, in case anyone wasn't sure, these are NOT Percy's new Leadership buddies)

Percy Silvershaper |

Percy goes up to one and attempts to remove the manacles.

Your Benevolent Dictator |

As it turns out, the manacles are unlocked and easily removable. The domovoi continue to listlessly mutter their strange phrases.
There are nine living domovoi, in case anyone was wondering. Also, if it hasn't been made clear, they're not going to do anything unless someone has sanity-restoring capabilities.

Percy Silvershaper |

Unfortunately restoring sanity is a 7th lvl spell.
Percy sighs. Well, I can't help them, but these manacles might come in handy. In other news, that little chant is super creepy.

Sigrun Jagrsdottir |

"I think the crumbs are all things we've encountered or still have to. We're the little birds in question." Sigrun says thoughtfully.

Percy Silvershaper |

If that's true then were back on Golarion, thank Imbrex. I wonder who these other characters are?

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

"She has a son?"

Sigrun Jagrsdottir |

"Those ravens from before seemed to think so. Remember thier weird poem?
Baba Yaga has gone on,
Off to see her only son.
But a trail she left behind,
If the breadcrumbs you can find!
Seek you now the two-headed eagle,
Held by the Dragon Legion regal,
In Fortress Spurhorn mountain pass.
Then find the bearskin that finely adorns,
The chambers of the Howling Storm,
In the Drakelands palace of Ivoryglass."

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

"I forgot about that. I mean, everything else in that poem was right."

Sigrun Jagrsdottir |
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"Yeah, so it stands to reason the first line is too...as odd as that is." Sigrun says. "Means somewhere you have an uncle, love." she says to Lyosha.