Auði Jaw-Jacker |
"Well, let's start there. What I've heard of the manor is that a pit fiend is kept below the manor, that the mayor seems to be having troubles with his lights and water and while his majordomo seems to think it is just the stress of his job, she has her own worries. A servant has gone missing along with a rather valuable bust."
Exxor |
If it seems that Miro is spotted, and there is that awkward silence of things about to go bad... Exxor will nudge the guy next to him - who ever it is and say just a little too loudly "About time, those guys requested that punch so long ago! as he nods to the largest group of young noble males he spots or largest group of people in general. Finally!
MiniGM |
So Miro, is no where near you guys
You take the opportunity (actually this was earleir but I dint get to it) to do some exploring and figure out how to enter the Knot. You find yourself in what appears to be the mayors office, one time just barely avoiding detection, you start to search the room and a servent walks in and grabs you by the shoulder
Miro Took |
Okay! Let us see if I can get three critfailures!
Miro jerks, shudders, and lowers his eyes. Oh I am so sorry sir, this Slip was delivering drinks for The Lord Mayor to enjoy after the party, but there is such a clutter that Slip was trying to find a good spot to place a tray. Slip was so worried that he would move something important was was trying to make a clean spot. Slip is so sorry if he did something appropriate and only wished to do his proper duty. Will there be the required caning in the backyard? Slip works so hard to avoid caning and remembers well his last time for chipping some fine china, ohh! That was such a reminder like watching Aunt Yertle at Perpridge Farm where she let the peppers get moldy. The master had us march out and gave us such a lecture about proper vegetable care and he then took his fine birch switch and...
Going into full Shaggy Dog mode here
Bluff: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12+3 to avoid punishment
ALMOST! I mean I almost had a record here. I mean is three critfails so much to ask?
Miro Took |
Seeing he is in danger of getting tossed to the mayor, Miro tries a different tack.Look, tossing me to his lordship is going to get me tossed outside to the shadowbeasts, would you at least fob me off to Audi Jaw-jacker or Tramtris Arvanxi? I can assure you that getting collared has put the fear of Asmodeus into me and not want to do things without being told beforehand. Plus, I can scrape what little coin I have and give you a weeks wages7 gp for a valet AFAIK
Diplomacy: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25+3 to avoid punishment
Miro Took |
Well I tried bargaining, anger seems to be a bad idea. How about denial?
Just can't believe this is going to happen to me after one little error, just trying to be a good slip and make sure the drinks are ready and the slippers warmed for the lord's comfort. Even if I can't be happy here I just want to find a spot for myself and maybe a room after I get used up. Just asking to give me some slack here, is that so wrong? Can't be happening, not like what happened to Aunt Yertle, just a little break?
Bluff: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16+3 to avoid punishment.
Miro Took |
Well I am kinda tapped out of ideas, I am pretty sure shanking him is a very bad idea. If this is going to end up with me being tossed in the oven regardless, then I'm going to stealth out of my jacket and cue the yakkity-sax chase
Miro Took |
Miro attempts to cause a distraction with several throw pillows, a curtain and a marble bust of the mayor!
Bluff to cause distraction: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21
Miro then flees from the scene that is sure to have washerwomen gossiping for days!
Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (11) + 16 = 27
Miro Took |
Lost the dots? Whops, gotta recheck my stuff then as well.
Miro runs his furry little feet off and seeks to lose the servant in the depths of the mansion, preferably in the quiet and dark spots. He figures that if worse come to worse, he will attempt to subdue and tilt his pursuer out a window for the shadowbeasts to finish off. Or eventualy make his way back to Audri and stick to him like glue.
Auði Jaw-Jacker |
Audi circles back to the mayor, "Marvelous party sir. Surely your connections are unrivaled in the city. What do we have to look forward to the rest of the evening?"
Diplomacy: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (2) + 18 = 20
What is the general state of inebriation at this point? Perception roll perhaps?
Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14
Auði Jaw-Jacker |
Audi continues to feign drinking himself, but passes the time making small talk until the majority of guests seem to be passed out or well on their way there. Once they have, he motions to his companions and tries to slip away into the mansion to look around.
Bluff: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (16) + 12 = 28
Stealth: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
Auði Jaw-Jacker |
Sounds like Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18
Maybe multiple checks...
Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27
Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18
Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23
Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 24
Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 24
Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29
Auði Jaw-Jacker |
Stealth: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
Stealth: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
Stealth: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21
Stealth: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26
Stealth: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
Stealth: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
Stealth: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
Well, there the 1 but looks like I lose them on the next one :)
Miro Took |
Miro pops up from out of a large vase. Got nabbed by a servant before I could find anything so that is why I am late, didn't look like there was anything in the mayor's office. Miro hands over a bottle of wine. Do a little splashing and smear some food on you, so you look like someone who overindulged and wandered off.
Auði Jaw-Jacker |
"Good to see you again Miro. Don't worry about me. I can do a very good drunk impression. Let's see if we can figure out where this entrance is."
I'll definitely be using silver tongue for the +17 Bluff if we get caught.