Gob Smash One

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That crit better confirm or else I'm gonna be really mad.

Holy cow! I didn't even see this post of Dijiron's until just now. Yes, that was totally to Schnorzel. All the daggum ninja's in this thread! I thought for sure there were no ninja-class characters! ;P

Nuh-UH! No Ninjahs here's abouts. No siree! *Whistles innocently* (^_~)

Sigh, I would make a mistake like that... :p :D

XD

So far, this turn, we have hear from:
- Beylinda, Ceru, Dijirion, Psi-dish, Schnorzel, and Sunny -

Correct?

That leaves:
- Ooze, Shaedo, Stone, and Vitreous -

... before I update the next turn.

I'll attempt to update later today, if possible.

I exist, too! :)

Yes, well... *ahem* ... look over there! *runs away while absolutely no one is fooled*

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That crit better confirm or else I'm gonna be really mad.

Holy cow! I didn't even see this post of Dijiron's until just now. Yes, that was totally to Schnorzel. All the daggum ninja's in this thread! I thought for sure there were no ninja-class characters! ;P

So did it confirm then?

You'll see. :D

Countdown for Ooze, Shaedo, and Stone today...
EDIT: (a countdown that may or may not extend to tomorrow, depending on what I can do... but a countdown nonetheless; you guys are great, though, just post when/if you have time!)

Ooze looks around at the chaos that is happening atop the mesa. All thoughts of plans or "teamwork" are right out.

I know, right? No one tells anyone anything or uses the Aid Another rules or anything! So weird! ;p

Countdown for Ooze, Shaedo, and Stone today...

EDIT: (a countdown that may or may not extend to tomorrow, depending on what I can do... but a countdown nonetheless; you guys are great, though, just post when/if you have time!)

Ayii, no! Shaedo's a vixey time bomb! Ah- heh - I mean, Shaedo "Not-a-ninja" Silverpaws checking in! Apologies for not posting yet- lot's of exciting stuff's a happening, and over here, on my side, been busy with a session of intensive English teaching.

I'll get a post up tonight, hopefully! Best wishes to all! (^_^)

You know, perhaps it's best that I don't try to guess at the classes of the people in this game... that I approved of... and help develop... YOU DON'T KNOW.

I'm going to be interested to see what happens when Schnorzel finishes her summoning.
I believe Layla (maybe sunny) was the only person in the room to see the creature Schnorzel is attempting to bring back here.
The elemental got just a teensy bit bigger after it ate a few radioactive gemstones.

I'm hoping someone manages to figure out the ritual before the worst happens. Schnorzel is under the impression that if Jakk is killed everything stops.
Trouble is if that's wrong and the ritual backfires there is very likely enough energy to annihilate every single Midori goblin Schnorzel has ever heard of.
This would be a bit of a problem for Schnorzel to accept without an immediate response of crushing depression and emotional trauma most likely followed by suicide.
That is if we are not ALSO annihilated by out of control necrotic lighting as we have no real idea how long the ritual has been going or how much energy is being stored.

I have now completed the post with the variable exception of Shaedo's and Stone's actions. I have tentative actions ready for them to go, however...

EDIT: It should be... interesting. Uwee-hee-hee!

There are many different laughs...

... But I chose a classic. :)

Google search results... if you dare. >:)

Thanks for the crit!

But, seriously, "the burninator?" Really? Did she summon Trogdor?

Heh. No one ever said I was subtle.

*Twitch*
-.-
O.o
Well.. that was precisely what I had expected would happen.
Crap.. where is Summon Bigger fish when you need it?

EDIT: As far as I am to tell the Burninator in question is possession of two arms. So it clearly can't be that dragon-man. This is fortunate as in comparison I am fairly sure that we would qualify as peasants.

Kn (Arcana)/Spellcraft for the magical effect that summoned it): 1d20 + 100d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + (9, 19, 20, 7, 14, 17, 7, 6, 4, 13, 16, 5, 14, 3, 1, 6, 6, 20, 9, 16, 7, 2, 9, 12, 1, 10, 17, 2, 18, 9, 17, 11, 11, 16, 20, 14, 3, 19, 16, 6, 17, 20, 14, 3, 2, 14, 1, 1, 9, 1, 6, 10, 15, 9, 6, 10, 11, 8, 7, 9, 18, 20, 18, 2, 1, 6, 14, 12, 11, 4, 10, 3, 19, 6, 17, 8, 7, 18, 15, 13, 2, 9, 17, 8, 13, 10, 18, 7, 12, 18, 4, 18, 9, 10, 18, 16, 6, 2, 8, 19) + 10 = 1073

I'm reasonably certain that your arcana and spellcraft check is not 1,073 - awesome as that would be.

EDIT: Ah, fixed it. Good call. :)

*Twitch*

-.-
O.o
Well.. that was precisely what I had expected would happen.
Crap.. where is Summon Bigger fish when you need it?

EDIT: As far as I am to tell the Burninator in question is possession of two arms. So it clearly can't be that dragon-man. This is fortunate as in comparison I am fairly sure that we would qualify as peasants.

Heh. Well, sadly, you're out of summons for the day.

Also, you can't actually see any of his hands. He was summoned beyond the mesa (so as not to shove all of you off and drop you 100ft. with his mere presence and size).

Eeep... are... summons... dissmissable? *Hopeful look.*

Vitreous, think you could twirl your mustache some-more?

Well, the spells are... presuming this is actually Schnorzel's, and not, say, some sort of effect that piggy-backed off of Schnorzel's casting ability to use it for its own purposes... hypothetically speaking, naturally. >:)

Of course! Of course.... eyiyi! What are we to do! Wee-eel! I've got a very desperate trick in mind- if I got any action left this turn. I downed a potion, and moved a kitsune, so that may be everything, but if possible, I'd like to try to speak with the giant. Could I try that (in the sense of actions left?) ---I responded immediately in my post to the damage, before seeing the giant, hence all the edits...

Unfortunately, I'm off to work very soon- so I may have to come back and add that as a follow up later today... >_>
EDIT: So even if just for that reason, I'd be fine to wait for next round- eee- if there is.... eee.. one... eeee.

Because while summoning effects are dismissal, Calling spells are not.
Yanno like the ones that typically require the caster offer an ite...m of value. (looks at now missing backpack full of burninated Rupies.)
And summon a creature one then must barter with for a service.
Like say burninating a priest, and a ritual circle and his Puny god too.

Well... Lets hope I can provide a decisive argument for why we should currently not be burninated. As I doubt any of us would be capable of surviving that kind of smashing.

Maybe the burnninator would accept Jakk as an item of value...? O_o

EDIT: Or maybe the throne or gem or something...

Oh right! I forgot! I didn't have Frosty act this last round, almost as *somebody* who said he'd take the responsibility seems to have forgotten about him or something! ;p

No, but seriously, let me know if you have Frosty do something other than attack Jakk - I'll post the total damage and death count later.

To let you know, even if you don't post what you're doing next, I'm currently holding off on updating or answering any questions because Layla and Shaedo finally did Aid Another checks (yay!) {remember: there's no such thing as a bad Aid Another}, so I'm waiting to look at the final bonuses; additionally, I'm letting people have some sort of in-character reaction, however minor, before updating anything.

"Burninating the Mesa-side! (Hopefully not) Burninating the prisoners!"

"Burninating the Mesa-side! (Hopefully not) Burninating the prisoners!"

Music to sleep by.

Not much time for a big post.

Sunny's plans havn't changed. Free prisoners or kill lil', flying buzz-saws of teeth.

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Kn (Arcana)/Spellcraft for the magical effect that summoned it): 1d20 + 100d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + (9, 19, 20, 7, 14, 17, 7, 6, 4, 13, 16, 5, 14, 3, 1, 6, 6, 20, 9, 16, 7, 2, 9, 12, 1, 10, 17, 2, 18, 9, 17, 11, 11, 16, 20, 14, 3, 19, 16, 6, 17, 20, 14, 3, 2, 14, 1, 1, 9, 1, 6, 10, 15, 9, 6, 10, 11, 8, 7, 9, 18, 20, 18, 2, 1, 6, 14, 12, 11, 4, 10, 3, 19, 6, 17, 8, 7, 18, 15, 13, 2, 9, 17, 8, 13, 10, 18, 7, 12, 18, 4, 18, 9, 10, 18, 16, 6, 2, 8, 19) + 10 = 1073

I'm reasonably certain that your arcana and spellcraft check is not 1,073 - awesome as that would be.

EDIT: Ah, fixed it. Good call. :)

Of course you'd save that from the five seconds I had it up. I tried to roll two dice in the same bracket like this: 1d20 +12, 1d20 +10. That didn't work as you can see.

Also sorry about Frosty. I'll try to be better about that in the future. Yes he continues to attack Jakk as a distraction.

Hey, if I had a dime for every botched dice roll and every time I've forgotten about a familiar or other companion creature, I'd... well, I'd have a few dollars, that's for sure! :)

Burninating the pillars, burninating evil magic, saving all the people. Trogdor slays the blot flaiiiiiiiiiiii!

*Hehe*- suggestion- through song! Hope it works, though it is way too obvious. :/ ... ;)

So! We've heard from:
- Sunny, Shaedo, Dijiron, and, uh, maybe somebody else, I dunno. ;p

We're waiting on:
- Ooze, Stone, Vitreous, Ceru, Psi-dish, Beylinda, Schnorzel

Bear in mind, all DCs that I list are able to be reached. Somehow. Of course, not all of them could be accomplished on your own...

Also, I suppose I should state: there are varying levels of success on anything I run. I rarely do pass/fails on DC checks. If you exceed DCs, you get more things. The more things you do well, and the better you do over-all, the "better" the final outcome is. It is exceedingly unlikely that you guys will ever cover everything that I have as possibilities for you to cover. It is exceedingly possible for you guys to come up with ideas that I haven't - I generally try to reward those, subtly, even if it doesn't work directly. I say this to remind you: you don't have to fear me working against you. Stack the deck against you, yeah, 'cause I'm a GM and you're facing mythic stuff; but I also work with for you. Thus, feel free to use your resources - all of them - as you like.

Another thing that bears mentioning - though it makes sense in a game this size, there are at least a few mysteries that you, the players, haven't followed up on (or even mentioned), and a few bonuses that I've been quietly adding (when I remember) that I've mentioned that you guys don't seem to recall. For example, Dijiron, you actually did +4 damage more, due to your opportune strike. (+2, and an extra +2 for the crit.) I'm not going to mention a few of them because, frankly, the characters seem to have forgotten in-character, and, to some extent, that probably makes sense. They've been dropped into a crazy-town situation and haven't really had much of a chance to catch their breath. If a player bothers to figure out what they've been getting without me mentioning, good on them.

(Incidentally, Dijiron, you could try to make that scorching ray attack an assassination attempt, by expending two of your daily uses, if you wanted. You do not have to, but it bears mentioning.)

Regardless, I also want to take this opportunity to say that, slow and magnificent trainwreck that it seems sometimes, I really love this group, this game, and watching it all unfold with you guys. You guys are pretty awesome. For my faults as a PbP-GM (I'm learning PbP on a forum as I go - other PbPs generally came with maps and WLM-like chat programs built in), I'm really glad that you guys - all of you - are the ones that I'm running it for. I love your characters, your group dynamic (or dysfunction, depending), and your ideas.

Thanks!

TLDR version of GM post above:

Layla has graduated to being "maybe somebody else,"
he wants us to make aid another dice rolls on sense motive and knowledge checks,
and he loves us all. Aw. :)

Posting this to all My Games:

I will be traveling this weekend to my vacation destination. There will be no post from me until Monday.

Please Bot me as needed.

From Sept 29 th to October 4th Expect little posting

From October 5th to October 15th Expect Next to no posting

(dunno the internet availability so i am assuming the worst case)

Thank you for your patience

Welp, theres the thought process.
Lets see if Schnorzel just killed everyone.

@Shaedo- yeah summoning Mag-zilla in hopes of it being able to harm or even kill the bloatfly was the plan.

I'm fairly certain that the Burninator does not want a diseased head thrown at him. I could be wrong though.

Perhaps it adds flavor, kinda like cheese is delicious even though its just moldy milk.

Hrmm.. I wonder if the burninator can even "Taste" what it is buriniating.
I bet it can.

Currently, missing Ceru and Stone (as Beylinda seems like she might be out.) I will look into the possibility of updating! as Ceru has, in general, declared her actions.

Mmmmmm.... moldy goblin-cheese head. ;)

MADE WITH REAL BLIGHTNING!
DRINK GOBLINQUENCH! NOW IN CHEESE FORM
EAT AND YOU'LL GET BABIES! SO MANY BABIES
100000000 BABIES
ALL HATCHING OUT OF YOU SKIN AND FEASTING ON YOUR EYESOCKEEETTSS!

Eeewwwww... Yunno- I'll pass and Trogdor can have all the gobsie heads he wants! 'Cause there's NO eye-socket babies if you're made of fire, yes?

Sorry guys :( no internet at home and puking sick does not make a good combination :(
Way to go Ooze! You have managed to sucessfully strangle a headless corpse!!! XD
i misses this ^_^
I was also hoping SOMEBODY would think to chuck the head off the mesa >.> i was thinking i was going to have attempt to shoot it off...
I have finished reading all the campaign tab but i still got 50+ posts to read in the discussion tab _-_
My plan today is to get caught up on all my campaigns >:D

Sorry to hear you've been sick, Stone! I hope you're feeling well now. :)

*Hugz poor Stone*

Wishin' ye gettin' better!

I has been sick m'slef afore, hopin' yer malady passes!

Very much cheers ta' all! (^_^)

Oh, 2 more things.
If you have to bot my character (and it has happened twice -_-) his default action is to double attack with the following statline:
Heavy Crossbow +2/+2 (1d8 19/20/x2) blocking, deadly, brace, distracting, disarm, double
+1/+1 Point Blank Shot, +0/+2 Oppertune Strike

Bah, it's like you think I might not be taking all dozen-or-so stat blocks fully internalized and memorized in every way or something! >.>
(Get better soon!)

Yep, I'm basically doing what I'm doing for the next now-three rounds. If something actually directly happens to Ceru, or someone tells her to stop doing what she's doing, I may change, but otherwise she is ignoring attacks and consider those die rolls made and her actions declared.