Gob Smash One

Game Master Tacticslion

They be goblins, you be food... why are they so weird, dude?

That's what the W.D.G.F.F. (Western Duchy Goblin Fighting Force) first Reconnaissance and Strike Crew, aka "Gob Smash One" (that's you) have been sent to find out, in the barren mana wastes beyond the edge of the Duchy near the border of Geb in an ancient abandoned outpost called Hightower...


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Very well! Update incoming... (when I can)...

EDIT: You guys are, like, 1 point away from making the Sense Motive DC. A shame anyone else at all didn't Aid Another...

EDIT 2: Actually, with some finagling, I found out how it can work. Nice job with the final Aid Another, Shaedo. Aiding someone to Aid someone else. Clever.


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Male Gnome Experimental Gunsmith 3 | AC 21 T 16 FF 16 | HP 28/28 |F 5 R 7 W 2 | Init +7

Sense Motive: 1d20 ⇒ 14


Psi-dish: your previous roll to throw it functions perfectly well. I will use that one.


N/A Xax Magus 3 | AC 17 T 13 FF15 | HP 37/37 | F+5 R+5 W+3 | (Resist [cold] 5) | Init+4 | Perception+3 | Sense Motive 0

Oh right, I already rolled for that didn't I?


Yes.


Female Gob-Lin-Lin (Midori) Story summoner 3 I HP 22/22 I AC: 17-12-15 (DR/5 C iron) F+2 R+3 W+7(Immune-Disease/Psn) I Init+2

Has the information relating to the ritual been passed on or is that just an summation of what everyone has grasped so far?
It will color her immediate actions if she knows the bit about the green mist protecting her people. As destroying more of the columns means even more Midori turn into undead horrors lusting for the flesh of the living.

Plus the Blightning and Demon infested corpse of Jakk just got tossed into necromantic regena blood.


Island Elf 'Pugalist':1/"Almost Monk":1 |Perc:+7|HP:18/18|AC:14|T:15|FF:10|Fort:+1|Ref:+5|Will:+4|Init:+4
Schnorzel wrote:

Plus the Blightning and Demon infested corpse of Jakk just got tossed into necromantic regena blood.

That.. dun't sound good... >_>

Bad big fire monster! BAD!

♫ ♪ Free tha' peoples an' run away tiiime ♪ ♫


Vitals: Hp 37/37. AC 26, T 15, FF +23, Fort +5, Ref +7, Will +2 (+2 vs spells and SLAs, Evasion, Stalwart, Fort, DR 2-), Percept +11, Darkvision 60ft, Initiative +6, Stealth +9, Sense Motive -1
Skills:
+11 Acro, +5 Climb, +11 DD, +11 Fly, +11 Percep, +3 Perform (Strip Dancing), +8 Prof (Soldier), -1 Sense Motive, +10 Stealth

A third lvl goblin attempting to assassinate a god? Ya, it sounds plausable... >_>
Think of the experience i would get if he rolls a Nat 1! Three times in a row...


Female Gob-Lin-Lin (Midori) Story summoner 3 I HP 22/22 I AC: 17-12-15 (DR/5 C iron) F+2 R+3 W+7(Immune-Disease/Psn) I Init+2

*facepalm*
Stone sounds like he follows the Orky war philosophy. Which is nice if you are an Ork.
Welp pets hope that the bolt being made out of wood incinerates before it makes impact.


We shall see, shan't we? >:)

Sunny (hasn't posted specifically, but still working on helping Ceru), Layla, Stone, Vitreous, Ceru (hasn't posted specifically, but still working on runes), and Psi-dish have given actions.

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That leaves: Shaedo, Dijiron, Ooze, Beylinda (she is lacking the specific enemies from before, though I can extrapolate based on previous posts and general character idea), and Schnorzel.

Is this correct? Am I missing anyone's specified actions?


Island Elf 'Pugalist':1/"Almost Monk":1 |Perc:+7|HP:18/18|AC:14|T:15|FF:10|Fort:+1|Ref:+5|Will:+4|Init:+4

At work.

Is all gooder! (^_^)


Female Gob-Lin-Lin (Midori) Story summoner 3 I HP 22/22 I AC: 17-12-15 (DR/5 C iron) F+2 R+3 W+7(Immune-Disease/Psn) I Init+2

I'm still a bit lost on what if anything at all of the previous information Schnorzel is in possesion of.
I know the spellcraft thing is something I know, some bits and pieces about the ritual and some information about the floaty shields. I am unsure if Schnorzel has been informed to the full data the group has on the ritual at large as of yet. Because if she realizes that the lightning (which was held in check by the mist, Whish was delivered by the pipes Snaketrious and the Burinator just smashed...
well a-b-c Schnorzels priority chances to immediately snuffing the lightning ring as soon as she can.
But I'm not sure if schnorxel knows that yet, or what she would do otherwise as she was kinda expecting Jakk to do something more impressive than summon teethballs before getting Hexa-slain.


Apologies for missing your question, Schnorzel.

Everyone, including Schnorzel, knows the information from the ritual. You have informed each other via mental shards (hence the ability to mentally Aid Another).

All Sense Motive checks are available to Gob Smash One members (if you care to read them - some characters may not choose to, for their own characterization's sake, which is fine), due to successful Aid Another checks for Sense Motive.

Perception checks are only available to those who make their Perception checks (though Aid Another is, of course, always a viable option).

Jakk's death is interesting, and seemingly sudden, isn't it. Heh.


We have everyone but Shaedo and Schnorzel?


Female Gob-Lin-Lin (Midori) Story summoner 3 I HP 22/22 I AC: 17-12-15 (DR/5 C iron) F+2 R+3 W+7(Immune-Disease/Psn) I Init+2

I'll post up my action as soon as I can get home today. Double shift followed by more work 6 hours later means ive had little time to post today.
I was just subject to the heaviest downfall of hail ive seen in five years today, somehow it has knocked out my cars powersteering so I need to drop it off and figure that out.

If you desire to get rolling you are welcome to bot me, as schnorzels action can be summed up as Gah! The midori are about to get blightninged! Hey you burninator you should totally stop that from happeneing being a guardian spirit.


Hey, real life in understandable. Mostly, I was just checking to make sure that I understand what everyone is and isn't doing so far so I can properly process the turn. When I check to see who we're missing, I'm checking to give everyone a chance to post before I 'bot them. Life happens. I want people to have the chance to play, but I also don't want the game to lie fallow. It's a balancing act. Either way, you're cool. ^-^


Vitals: Hp 37/37. AC 26, T 15, FF +23, Fort +5, Ref +7, Will +2 (+2 vs spells and SLAs, Evasion, Stalwart, Fort, DR 2-), Percept +11, Darkvision 60ft, Initiative +6, Stealth +9, Sense Motive -1
Skills:
+11 Acro, +5 Climb, +11 DD, +11 Fly, +11 Percep, +3 Perform (Strip Dancing), +8 Prof (Soldier), -1 Sense Motive, +10 Stealth

Ya, im waiting to see the results of my "assassination" attempt before i do much of anything else :)
Good idea there Ooze! If that fails, maybe have it dive in and try and find Jakks body? Make sure its not regenerating or something?


GM processing... slowding... sloading... slow-ding...
EDIT: being of my current station and position...


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Female Gob-Lin-Lin (Midori) Story summoner 3 I HP 22/22 I AC: 17-12-15 (DR/5 C iron) F+2 R+3 W+7(Immune-Disease/Psn) I Init+2

GM has encountered processing error, DMOS 98 has ceased to work.
Please replace the toner catridge, disassemble the chassis reassemble with a screwdriver inside. Following this slam exterior twice with squeaky mallet and pray to listranrapath deity of lefthanded screws for a blessing.
Push power button and slap self with a halibut until system boots.
Repeat as required.


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Update complete!

Achievements Unlocked:
- Sunny, Shaedo, Ceru: Thrice as Nice!
- Dijiron: Rest on His Laurels!
- Layla: Fishes for Wishes!
- Ooze: Wind in the Marrows!
- Stone: D.N.I.'d!
- Vitreous: Big Miss Little Problem!
- Psi-dish: Headcheese Tosser!
- Beylinda: Swing'n'a'miss!
- Schnorzel: Lolitrolu!


Vitals: Hp 37/37. AC 26, T 15, FF +23, Fort +5, Ref +7, Will +2 (+2 vs spells and SLAs, Evasion, Stalwart, Fort, DR 2-), Percept +11, Darkvision 60ft, Initiative +6, Stealth +9, Sense Motive -1
Skills:
+11 Acro, +5 Climb, +11 DD, +11 Fly, +11 Percep, +3 Perform (Strip Dancing), +8 Prof (Soldier), -1 Sense Motive, +10 Stealth

Well im not dead XD (is that what DNID stands for? Did not instiantly die?)
Achievements?
Also, save 1 of the cocadeamons alive for me, i have another harebrained idea XD
Too tired to post now tho :(


DNI'd = "Dee" "Ehn" "Eye" "Dh-" = "Denied"
It's a visual-verbal pun.

Yes, I know. I loved it anyway.

:)

I would like to point out that, even though I'm not finished with all the dice rolls I've made previously, I rolled the fortitude saves in the open here for a reason: I was ready and willing to allow a significant and strange event happen, if it were possible (which you don't know, as the save succeeded). This is something I wish to clarify as a GM: you guys are capable of heavily altering my plans. I will allow this, if you succeed.


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N/A Xax Magus 3 | AC 17 T 13 FF15 | HP 37/37 | F+5 R+5 W+3 | (Resist [cold] 5) | Init+4 | Perception+3 | Sense Motive 0

Well, I can't put it off anymore. Let's see how Ax-chucks do in their debut. I have a nice 50/50 chance of pasting myself.

I like those odds.


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Male Ratfolk Wizard (Abjurer) 3 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | HP 11/11 | F +5 R +5 W +5 | Init +7

Well I have so many laurels that it's easy to rest on them.


Depends on what you mean by "laurels" and/or who you mean by "his". ;D


CG Gnome Investigator 1 | Temp: +1 hp 9/9 | AC 15 Touch 13 FF 13 | CMB -1 CMD 11 | Init +2; Perc +7 LLVision | Fort +2 Ref +4 Will +2, +2 vs despair, fear, language-dependent glyphs/runes | Inspiration 3/4

It occurs to me... the "midori" are the blue goblins, yes?

Why are they not called "aoi"?

Or are "aoi" the secret name of the green goblins, totally to be perverse?


Not quite. Midori = name for goblins OR the name for goblins of a normal (green) hue, based on context. Biru are the blue goblins as well as (sort of) elevated Midori (though exceedingly rare) via rare and expensive/difficult concoctions; all Biru and Midori together can be called Midori, collectively. Ao are the "pure" blue goblins that come from blue heritage all blue colored goblins are Biru, but not all are Ao. Your character does not necessarily know this, but can clarify with Schnorzael.

EDIT: for more information.


All: as has been pointed out to me via PM, there is more than one way in which these differ from base cacodaemons. Yes, this is on purpose. Now, figuring out, exactly how they are different...


CG Gnome Investigator 1 | Temp: +1 hp 9/9 | AC 15 Touch 13 FF 13 | CMB -1 CMD 11 | Init +2; Perc +7 LLVision | Fort +2 Ref +4 Will +2, +2 vs despair, fear, language-dependent glyphs/runes | Inspiration 3/4

Yeah, I know Ceru doesn't know it, I'm just curious from my own interests in language. :)


Female Halfling Urban Ranger 3 | AC 19 T 13 FF 17 | HP 27/27 F+5 R+6 W+3 (+5 vs. Fear) | Init +6

Hmmm... looks like normal ones can only steal one soul a day, but these have been stealing more... fun, fun, fun! :)


Ceru wrote:
Yeah, I know Ceru doesn't know it, I'm just curious from my own interests in language. :)

Ceru does have linguistics. In this case, it may well be something she puzzles at Schno-no. Hah! See that super-fly nick-name I just created right there? It'll catch on like wildfire! ... >.>


GM Tacticslion wrote:
All: as has been pointed out to me via PM, there is more than one way in which these differ from base cacodaemons. Yes, this is on purpose. Now, figuring out, exactly how they are different...

As a further example of the oddities therein, despite the fact that they were ostensibly summoned, their bodies are still here...


Also, just because I'm curious (and it's sooooo sllloooowwww on the forums today), I'd love to hear ooc and ic thoughts, ideas, reactions, etc. to the events so far. Feel free to put 'em all here, puzzle through things together in conversation, and so on.


Female Halfling Urban Ranger 3 | AC 19 T 13 FF 17 | HP 27/27 F+5 R+6 W+3 (+5 vs. Fear) | Init +6

Hmmm.... Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! What the heck are we doing?????
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!

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EDIT: ...not sure if that was ooc or ic...
:)


Island Elf 'Pugalist':1/"Almost Monk":1 |Perc:+7|HP:18/18|AC:14|T:15|FF:10|Fort:+1|Ref:+5|Will:+4|Init:+4

I kind'a seconds Layla's flailin'... :P

Much cheers ta' all. :)


Female Gob-Lin-Lin (Midori) Story summoner 3 I HP 22/22 I AC: 17-12-15 (DR/5 C iron) F+2 R+3 W+7(Immune-Disease/Psn) I Init+2

The burninator is empowering outsiders to act in the name of the Midori, much as Schnorzel is happy to be alive she isn't very pleased to see her guardian spirit granting people that are not from her world powers and abilities which could quite easily be used to subjugate her culture.
The fact that her guardian spirit should know what it is doing and would not be granting powers if it didn't consider that they would be using it to the benefit of its ward (the midori) is something lost on Schnorzel.

I'm reasonably sure that Schnorzel is actually an astral projection of herself with a meat body supplied by the necromantic ritual. Which would mean her real meat body is still down there somewhere, and that there is a very high chance that if the lightning kills the Midori Schnorzel will die as well. (astral projection has you die/evaporate if your body is destroyed or killed. )

I'm waiting to see Super Blightning enhanced Handsome Jakk come out of the blood pool and try to murder us.


Male Ratfolk Wizard (Abjurer) 3 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | HP 11/11 | F +5 R +5 W +5 | Init +7

Does anyone have an idea on what Frosty can do?


Female Gob-Lin-Lin (Midori) Story summoner 3 I HP 22/22 I AC: 17-12-15 (DR/5 C iron) F+2 R+3 W+7(Immune-Disease/Psn) I Init+2

Frozen chains would be more prone to snap.
If it doesn't have a range limit you could go set it on the blood bowl.


Male Gnome Experimental Gunsmith 3 | AC 21 T 16 FF 16 | HP 28/28 |F 5 R 7 W 2 | Init +7

Sorry guys, I have been running my self ragged over her, just so tired. I've fallen behind somewhat, catching up now.


Sorry, V! Hope you get some rest!


So, still missing: Sunny, Shaedo, Ooze, Stone, Psi-dish, and Schnorzel

Currently submitted: Dijiron, Layla, Vitreous, Ceru, (Beylinda-half-bot!)

Sound right? Any corrections or questions? (And please feel free to continue to discuss things here.)

EDIT: Oh, yeah, and one more thing. You guys are doing better than I thought you might against Jakk, unlike how it started to go down with Nuglet. You have, for example, actually corrected several of the prisoners' signs and freed a great deal more of them than I thought you would. I wasn't sure you'd ever get the chance to do either of those things at all (though I thought you might have a few moments to get one or two of them). Of course, if you think you don't know what you're doing now, just wait until the next update... muwahahahah...

Oh, and some people haven't actually wished anything from the giant, yet... someone might want to mention that to people.


Female Halfling Urban Ranger 3 | AC 19 T 13 FF 17 | HP 27/27 F+5 R+6 W+3 (+5 vs. Fear) | Init +6

You missed Sunny:

"Sunny begins to drag the 'Unchanged' unchained towards Ceru so she can help them."


Island Elf 'Pugalist':1/"Almost Monk":1 |Perc:+7|HP:18/18|AC:14|T:15|FF:10|Fort:+1|Ref:+5|Will:+4|Init:+4

Yah! Whut Layla said. ;)


Vitals: Hp 37/37. AC 26, T 15, FF +23, Fort +5, Ref +7, Will +2 (+2 vs spells and SLAs, Evasion, Stalwart, Fort, DR 2-), Percept +11, Darkvision 60ft, Initiative +6, Stealth +9, Sense Motive -1
Skills:
+11 Acro, +5 Climb, +11 DD, +11 Fly, +11 Percep, +3 Perform (Strip Dancing), +8 Prof (Soldier), -1 Sense Motive, +10 Stealth

Well i didnt specifically "wish" for anything i had hoped that my attempted assassination of the Burninator or me yelling out "In the protection of my friends!" would have been enough to get his attention and work in that regards.
Btw, im about to enact my next harebrained idea XD


Layla/Sunny: Ah, thanks. I had indeed missed Sunny's when I was compiling the actions so far. That's why I ask! :D

Stone: fair enough!


Female Kitsune (Small Variant) Ninja (Performing Trickster) 3 | AC (22) 18 T 13 FF 16 | HP 16/19 | F + 0 R + 4 W + 4 | Init + 4

IC: "Ooooh! I wanna a new fox friend! Wanna rescue these poor little kitsune! And all the others too- tehehe!"

OOC: I really like the idea of Shaedo getting a few more fox friends in the rescued kitsune, though I definitely want to save them all, all the victims, if we can!

OOC Strategizing: With Sunny and Ceru unlocking and correcting the runes, Shaedo is going to do the healing, and is going to try and get the rescued prisoners, once healed, to help in rescuing even more prisoners, making our rescue effort go exponentially fast! Yihiiiii!

People like???

Shaedo's wish, if answered shall hopefully help in that effort, if the burninator does not brush aside the foxy's wild, and not exactly ceremonious words.


Male Gnome Experimental Gunsmith 3 | AC 21 T 16 FF 16 | HP 28/28 |F 5 R 7 W 2 | Init +7

I'll be away til probably Wednesday, I might have some internet access I might not. Vitreous will eat toothballs or smash columns or fly people where they want to go.

Feel free to bot me!


Well! Shaedo's wish has... created an... interesting... opportunity. I will update things soon. I will adapt and correct any 'errors' in posting history due to the very large change in dynamic caused by Shaedo's wish - in fact, no one has to change anything. Instead, I recommend you leave them, because while the map, location, and organization has changed, the actual situation of what people are trying for has not fundamentally altered much.

EDIT: Hm. Dice rolls are... interesting, to say the least. Now I've got to look into figuring a few things out...


Female Halfling Urban Ranger 3 | AC 19 T 13 FF 17 | HP 27/27 F+5 R+6 W+3 (+5 vs. Fear) | Init +6

Hmmm.... "To restore all the victims here to life"... Layla really, really hopes that the Burninator doesn't see the cacodaemons or Jakk as victims!


Female Kitsune (Small Variant) Ninja (Performing Trickster) 3 | AC (22) 18 T 13 FF 16 | HP 16/19 | F + 0 R + 4 W + 4 | Init + 4

I'm counting on the fact that the burninator has no love for the botfly, and doesn't much care for the plane of Abadon. But still, point taken. This could riilllly back fire! Eeeesh....

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