Gestalt Borderlands (Inactive)

Game Master BloodWolven

The Crypt
The Crypt 2nd Level


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Male Empyreal Sorcerer (2)/Cleric (2)|Zen Archer Monk (4) Half-Elf HP (31/31)
Stats:
AC/Touch/Flat 21 or 25/21/11 or 15 | Fort/Ref/Will +6/+7/+11 | Init +3
Skills:
Acrobat +10, Appraise +5, Bluff +4, Climb +6, Escape Artist +7, Heal +11, Kn(Arcana/Planes) +5, Kn (Religion) +8, Perception +20, Ride +7, Sense Motive +10, Spellcraft +6, Stealth +8, Swim +6, UMD +5

I was just going to call him Lordy Lord McLordeston.

Shadow Lodge

Male. Vaguely humanoid Ninja 3/Bard 1/Ranger 2/Scholar 1

Sure
Ooh, captain wombat, I didn't realize that was you!
Why is "foul" funny.
Velden


Male Empyreal Sorcerer (2)/Cleric (2)|Zen Archer Monk (4) Half-Elf HP (31/31)
Stats:
AC/Touch/Flat 21 or 25/21/11 or 15 | Fort/Ref/Will +6/+7/+11 | Init +3
Skills:
Acrobat +10, Appraise +5, Bluff +4, Climb +6, Escape Artist +7, Heal +11, Kn(Arcana/Planes) +5, Kn (Religion) +8, Perception +20, Ride +7, Sense Motive +10, Spellcraft +6, Stealth +8, Swim +6, UMD +5

Same reason a rubber chicken is.


The Dude Abides

Yes it is I Ming The Merciless, the one and onlyAmazing Spiderman, great and powerful Oz Captain Wombat, he who dos not have his underpants on the outside, HE HAS NO UNDERPANTS AT ALL!!
O the Horror!!


? Eldritch Abomination Many/Lots

And I am Doom! Let's all sing the Doom song! Doom doom doomy doom doomy doomy doom! I got divorced because of that song. Good times.

Shadow Lodge

Male. Vaguely humanoid Ninja 3/Bard 1/Ranger 2/Scholar 1

Is that a joke or are you serious... Or both I guess?


LOL! Gir I love it!

The good times look like they will be rolling now!


The Dude Abides

"Doom song! Doom doom doomy doom doomy doomy doom!"

"It's a yes form me, now can we get Susan Boyle to record it?"


? Eldritch Abomination Many/Lots

Meh, six of one, baker's dozen of another.


Skills:
Acrobatics +8; Autohypnosis +6; Craft (mech) +11; Disguise +18; Perception +8; Stealth +8; UMD +5; Knowledge (Psi) +11; Intimidate +11; Spellcraft +11
Vitals:
HP 32/36; Initiative +5; Darkvision 60ft; Perception +8; Fort+7/ Ref+3/ Will+3; AC 19 / T13 / FF 16; CMB +11; CMD 24; Speed 30ft; _PP_ 16/18 ; 8/14

Or the other version of the doom song, sung by a small kobold: "Doom doom dooooom, We are all doomed! Gain bard buffs


Male Empyreal Sorcerer (2)/Cleric (2)|Zen Archer Monk (4) Half-Elf HP (31/31)
Stats:
AC/Touch/Flat 21 or 25/21/11 or 15 | Fort/Ref/Will +6/+7/+11 | Init +3
Skills:
Acrobat +10, Appraise +5, Bluff +4, Climb +6, Escape Artist +7, Heal +11, Kn(Arcana/Planes) +5, Kn (Religion) +8, Perception +20, Ride +7, Sense Motive +10, Spellcraft +6, Stealth +8, Swim +6, UMD +5

I always liked Dwarven Drinking songs better.

"GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD! GOLD GOLD! GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD!"


Dwarves also sing about other things... "diamonds, sparkling dimonds, gems, brew, drinking brew, mead, sometimes about women..." :) LOL!


Skills:
Acrobatics +8; Autohypnosis +6; Craft (mech) +11; Disguise +18; Perception +8; Stealth +8; UMD +5; Knowledge (Psi) +11; Intimidate +11; Spellcraft +11
Vitals:
HP 32/36; Initiative +5; Darkvision 60ft; Perception +8; Fort+7/ Ref+3/ Will+3; AC 19 / T13 / FF 16; CMB +11; CMD 24; Speed 30ft; _PP_ 16/18 ; 8/14

Speaking off dwarf songs, how bout this one?


LOL, Diggy Diggy Hole!

Shadow Lodge

Male. Vaguely humanoid Ninja 3/Bard 1/Ranger 2/Scholar 1

That is a much better version than the one I was going to link


Or the halfling song

"Dinner,Dinner,Dinner,Dinner,Dinner,Dinner,Dinner,Dinner,fatman!"


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? Eldritch Abomination Many/Lots

I fear we must compose an equivalent to Nanny Ogg's hedgehog song but for Pandoran fauna.


? Eldritch Abomination Many/Lots

Barbarian - alchemist: 'sup dawg, I heard you like hulking out, so I built it so you can hulk out when you hulk out.


skills:
Acrobat +17, Climb +6, Heal +8, Kn(All) +6/+10, Escape Artist+17 , Perception +8, Sense Motive +11, Stealth +15, Survival +10
Status:
HP 30/30; Initi+7; Darkvision 60ft; Fort+4/ Re+11/ Will+7; AC 34* / T29 / FF 15*; CMB +10; CMD 25; Speed 60ft; 17/25PP
Elf (Replicant) Monk L4 /Psion -Egoist L4

Can we have it that the new guys are all locked up with the Little Axe chopping bestys that way we can all be in this fight.
I like the idea their kit is locked up and they have to fight with what ever they can get there hands on. Beating a pigmee with another just has so much run rit over it.


Male Togruta Scout 4 | HP 39/47, Condition 0 | Fort 17, Ref 20, Will 14 | Init +11, Perception +7 (Echolocation) | Force Points: 6

After much debate, I've finally added the Bandit Hunter campaign trait to Avizzi. Somewhere along the line, some poor folks got it into their heads that this guy is helpful and nice...

Also, I hope nobody minds my decision to act here, but it felt like talking was getting nowhere. And the last time I did something like this in a PbP it really helped the party, so I am acting with precedence! There's a method to the madness. (I think)


F Luddian (Fetchling)
Stats:
Sorcerer 4/Oracle 4 | HP 9/29 | AC 16 (19) | T 15 (15) | FF 11 (14) | CMD 17 | Fort +4 | Ref +6 | Will +5 | Init +4 |
Skills:
(16 ranks): Intimidate: +9, Knowledge (Arcana): +4, Spellcraft: +10, Linguistics: +1, Stealth: +7, Intimidate +8, Perception: +6, Bluff: +9, Acrobatics: +5, Fly: +8, Diplomacy: +10, Use Magic Device: +10
Aannra___Blake wrote:

Can we have it that the new guys are all locked up with the Little Axe chopping bestys that way we can all be in this fight.

I like the idea their kit is locked up and they have to fight with what ever they can get there hands on. Beating a pigmee with another just has so much run rit over it.

Yes, this. This needs to happen. Shared history or not this is just too perfect. :D

(Even though Senva is not liable to be able to swing a pygmy)


? Eldritch Abomination Many/Lots

... Now I'm going to ignore the charging hurl tree where I can throw an alchemist bomb as part of a charge to get the body bludgeon tree.

Also, I'm all cool with Avizzi taking first hit, I'm just hoping GM The Wolf will let me slide on sipping my sucks to be you juice before the fun begins.


Male Greater Kitsune Bard(arcane duelist) 2 ]

We do have some shared history.


skills:
Acrobat +17, Climb +6, Heal +8, Kn(All) +6/+10, Escape Artist+17 , Perception +8, Sense Motive +11, Stealth +15, Survival +10
Status:
HP 30/30; Initi+7; Darkvision 60ft; Fort+4/ Re+11/ Will+7; AC 34* / T29 / FF 15*; CMB +10; CMD 25; Speed 60ft; 17/25PP
Elf (Replicant) Monk L4 /Psion -Egoist L4

We did and it was good, pre meet or meed in here etc, we meet on the way down under spoilers. Great fun.


Doom yes you can drink it as your surprise round action.

Senva and Michel, two options lie before you and act appropriately to the one that you both choose. In the back of one of the cells or blasting out one of the 10 foot sections of the room.


Male Greater Kitsune Bard(arcane duelist) 2 ]

Either way is fine with me
I'll let senva choose.


F Luddian (Fetchling)
Stats:
Sorcerer 4/Oracle 4 | HP 9/29 | AC 16 (19) | T 15 (15) | FF 11 (14) | CMD 17 | Fort +4 | Ref +6 | Will +5 | Init +4 |
Skills:
(16 ranks): Intimidate: +9, Knowledge (Arcana): +4, Spellcraft: +10, Linguistics: +1, Stealth: +7, Intimidate +8, Perception: +6, Bluff: +9, Acrobatics: +5, Fly: +8, Diplomacy: +10, Use Magic Device: +10

Lets blast out a section of the room.


Here you go! Roll your initiative and next round you can come storming in with hot pursuit as you know those following you will hear the explosion.


skills:
Acrobat +17, Climb +6, Heal +8, Kn(All) +6/+10, Escape Artist+17 , Perception +8, Sense Motive +11, Stealth +15, Survival +10
Status:
HP 30/30; Initi+7; Darkvision 60ft; Fort+4/ Re+11/ Will+7; AC 34* / T29 / FF 15*; CMB +10; CMD 25; Speed 60ft; 17/25PP
Elf (Replicant) Monk L4 /Psion -Egoist L4

And thier off,


skills:
Acrobat +17, Climb +6, Heal +8, Kn(All) +6/+10, Escape Artist+17 , Perception +8, Sense Motive +11, Stealth +15, Survival +10
Status:
HP 30/30; Initi+7; Darkvision 60ft; Fort+4/ Re+11/ Will+7; AC 34* / T29 / FF 15*; CMB +10; CMD 25; Speed 60ft; 17/25PP
Elf (Replicant) Monk L4 /Psion -Egoist L4

Hello


Right seriously!


Male Empyreal Sorcerer (2)/Cleric (2)|Zen Archer Monk (4) Half-Elf HP (31/31)
Stats:
AC/Touch/Flat 21 or 25/21/11 or 15 | Fort/Ref/Will +6/+7/+11 | Init +3
Skills:
Acrobat +10, Appraise +5, Bluff +4, Climb +6, Escape Artist +7, Heal +11, Kn(Arcana/Planes) +5, Kn (Religion) +8, Perception +20, Ride +7, Sense Motive +10, Spellcraft +6, Stealth +8, Swim +6, UMD +5

We seriously need to get out of this dungeon. The lengths to which we're having to go to add new party members is not just stretching the fourth wall, it's taking a freaking jackhammer to it while giggling and singing the Tiny Tunes Adventures theme at the top of it's lungs.


skills:
Acrobat +17, Climb +6, Heal +8, Kn(All) +6/+10, Escape Artist+17 , Perception +8, Sense Motive +11, Stealth +15, Survival +10
Status:
HP 30/30; Initi+7; Darkvision 60ft; Fort+4/ Re+11/ Will+7; AC 34* / T29 / FF 15*; CMB +10; CMD 25; Speed 60ft; 17/25PP
Elf (Replicant) Monk L4 /Psion -Egoist L4

Point I made a page back, this dungeon "crawl" time needs to be over a ASAP.
There is a whole planet out side and we are still dealing with traps doors and killing in then looting rooms. I feel like we're I the dnd game that's shown in E.T. 1978 dnd 1 fun.
Bet lF2 says some thing about loot.


Male Greater Kitsune Bard(arcane duelist) 2 ]

But I like loot...


skills:
Acrobat +17, Climb +6, Heal +8, Kn(All) +6/+10, Escape Artist+17 , Perception +8, Sense Motive +11, Stealth +15, Survival +10
Status:
HP 30/30; Initi+7; Darkvision 60ft; Fort+4/ Re+11/ Will+7; AC 34* / T29 / FF 15*; CMB +10; CMD 25; Speed 60ft; 17/25PP
Elf (Replicant) Monk L4 /Psion -Egoist L4

I like roll playing in a rich and full game world.


Male Greater Kitsune Bard(arcane duelist) 2 ]

It was a joke...


skills:
Acrobat +17, Climb +6, Heal +8, Kn(All) +6/+10, Escape Artist+17 , Perception +8, Sense Motive +11, Stealth +15, Survival +10
Status:
HP 30/30; Initi+7; Darkvision 60ft; Fort+4/ Re+11/ Will+7; AC 34* / T29 / FF 15*; CMB +10; CMD 25; Speed 60ft; 17/25PP
Elf (Replicant) Monk L4 /Psion -Egoist L4

"Many a true word hath been spoken in jest."
"Roxburghe Ballad" (circa 1665):

:P hehe

Emotes help to :0)

Shadow Lodge

Male. Vaguely humanoid Ninja 3/Bard 1/Ranger 2/Scholar 1

I believe you mean to say "many a true word...." Not "may a true word"
Though I'm going to steal that, use it other places
That said, while I like loot (and lutes for that mater) I figure I'll get I no matter where I go, expirenceing the world, that's something that is also cool and mostly happens outside dungeons,


Only one more room or you could fight the goblins and escape that way.


skills:
Acrobat +17, Climb +6, Heal +8, Kn(All) +6/+10, Escape Artist+17 , Perception +8, Sense Motive +11, Stealth +15, Survival +10
Status:
HP 30/30; Initi+7; Darkvision 60ft; Fort+4/ Re+11/ Will+7; AC 34* / T29 / FF 15*; CMB +10; CMD 25; Speed 60ft; 17/25PP
Elf (Replicant) Monk L4 /Psion -Egoist L4

Yes yes out side, where free, free I tell you.


F Luddian (Fetchling)
Stats:
Sorcerer 4/Oracle 4 | HP 9/29 | AC 16 (19) | T 15 (15) | FF 11 (14) | CMD 17 | Fort +4 | Ref +6 | Will +5 | Init +4 |
Skills:
(16 ranks): Intimidate: +9, Knowledge (Arcana): +4, Spellcraft: +10, Linguistics: +1, Stealth: +7, Intimidate +8, Perception: +6, Bluff: +9, Acrobatics: +5, Fly: +8, Diplomacy: +10, Use Magic Device: +10

But it's the last room :P

... and some one needs to get Jack and Jellena.


Male Greater Kitsune Bard(arcane duelist) 2 ]

Somehow I forgot I had an animal companion.


skills:
Acrobat +17, Climb +6, Heal +8, Kn(All) +6/+10, Escape Artist+17 , Perception +8, Sense Motive +11, Stealth +15, Survival +10
Status:
HP 30/30; Initi+7; Darkvision 60ft; Fort+4/ Re+11/ Will+7; AC 34* / T29 / FF 15*; CMB +10; CMD 25; Speed 60ft; 17/25PP
Elf (Replicant) Monk L4 /Psion -Egoist L4

Thanks for being a good spot Michel, funny as well.


Male Greater Kitsune Bard(arcane duelist) 2 ]

No problem, it's all in good RP
You attack Balto though, and we'll be having a problem.


skills:
Acrobat +17, Climb +6, Heal +8, Kn(All) +6/+10, Escape Artist+17 , Perception +8, Sense Motive +11, Stealth +15, Survival +10
Status:
HP 30/30; Initi+7; Darkvision 60ft; Fort+4/ Re+11/ Will+7; AC 34* / T29 / FF 15*; CMB +10; CMD 25; Speed 60ft; 17/25PP
Elf (Replicant) Monk L4 /Psion -Egoist L4

PvP not my thing, you know that, :0)
Ask Ace. Hehe


Male Greater Kitsune Bard(arcane duelist) 2 ]

Velden, what do you referr to as "fictional parody"? In regards to the "tall tail inn" I'm curious.


HP: 23/23, Hero P: 3, AC: 22, T: 15, FF: 18, Initiative: +2, Perception +0, Sense Motive -4, Fort: +2, Ref: +5, Will: +5, CMB: +1, CMD: +13, Speed: 20
Skills:
Appraise +7, Acro -6, Craft (Alchemy, Mechanics) +10, Deplomacy +13, DD +6, Intimidate +9, K (Arcana, Dung, Local, Geo, Hist, Nature, Plains) +7, K (Engineering) +13, Ling +10, L (Xeno) +10, P (Sing) +6, Spellcraft +10
Resistances/Immunities:
+4 vs mind-affecting effects, paralysis, stun. ||| Immune: fatigue, exhaustion, disease, sleep, emotion-based effects except fear
Velden wrote:
Honestly I sometimes feel like Velden is the most underpowered character in this game (short of being a claptrap).

Hey! As the resident CL4T-TP I must say that i am offended! And that i fully represent that comment!

Hi guys :)
Its me and im back. Depression has receeded enough that i am starting to take things on again, slowly. So i have been talking to the Big Wolf a bit, and while i am not ready to join up again, i would like to be part of the discussion and make some laughs :)

About the above comment, while Claptrap has low stats and a paltry 10rp, he more then makes up for it with an efficent class and a focus on suppirting and knowledge. And he picks up freaking everything! So hes got lits of junk for lots of occasions! Hes probably my favorite char. Sniff.

Hia Creed! Hia Michel! Hia Senva!
Oh ya, when you make up an outragious story that could never be true, its called a tall tale :)

Shadow Lodge

Male. Vaguely humanoid Ninja 3/Bard 1/Ranger 2/Scholar 1

I realize the term, I just figure(ed?) that there was more to it than that,
I am glad that your depression is becoming more manageable, my best friend suffers from such a disorder, and I myself was diagnosed with such too, but I apparently mostly grew out of it, according to my psychologist.
If you would like I could pray for you. I find that helps, at least it does for me.


HP: 23/23, Hero P: 3, AC: 22, T: 15, FF: 18, Initiative: +2, Perception +0, Sense Motive -4, Fort: +2, Ref: +5, Will: +5, CMB: +1, CMD: +13, Speed: 20
Skills:
Appraise +7, Acro -6, Craft (Alchemy, Mechanics) +10, Deplomacy +13, DD +6, Intimidate +9, K (Arcana, Dung, Local, Geo, Hist, Nature, Plains) +7, K (Engineering) +13, Ling +10, L (Xeno) +10, P (Sing) +6, Spellcraft +10
Resistances/Immunities:
+4 vs mind-affecting effects, paralysis, stun. ||| Immune: fatigue, exhaustion, disease, sleep, emotion-based effects except fear

Hey, sure! I am also a christian and believe prayer would always be welcome :)
I was told i had depression when i was 12, and bipolar when i was 20. Doc figures ill have it all my life.
:)

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