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Soon, Master Gastone, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the slaadi! Roaring meats, malt fires, ripe beer off the bone. This thread, my friend, is the home of my cousin, Balin.
And they call it a mine. A mine!
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Just have Captain Yesterday build the protections. It won't be a wussy structure like Helm's Deep.
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Remember kids, when discussing movies, always be sure to take this along.
Why would they need a wing to discuss movies?
(The difference between a wing and a spoiler is you can fit your head under an attached wing, but a spoiler is mounted too low to provide clearance.)
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And here I was going, "Why would I need an air foil?"
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And here I was going, "Why would I need an air foil?"
You'd be surprised at how many times air needs to be foiled.
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And here I was going, "Why would I need an air foil?"You'd be surprised at how many times air needs to be foiled.
I'm sure this is the part where you expected me to say something like "curses, foiled again!". No, you'll find my efforts far less simplistic to disrupt, little mortal.
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Í̷̙͈̭̣̘̝͓̾͒̆̽̚͝-̴͙̣̤͚̜̇I̸̙̅̀̏̄̾̚̚-̴̢̱̣͚͕͔̋́̈́͠Í̵͍͔̯͆̓͆̌̃̚ ̷͈͓͚̣̅͊̓̐h̶̦̜͒̌̽̓͘̚a̸̡̙̽́v̶̨̜̦̝̬̺̅̋ͅȩ̶͔͈̹̞͆͂̿͘ ̴̨̉à̴̖͚̝̰̍̉-̶̢̬̔̆̉̍a̶̖̥͂̒-̴̢̼̇ȧ̵̖͕͉̓̽̒͛c̶̨̾͊̂̆̄c̶̤̭̈ẻ̴̼̗͙̳ͅs̷̲̫̱̾̀̎̽̊͠͝s ̶̠̇͊̃͗̀͝͝,̵͕̫̯̤̹̱̓͂̈́͠ ̶͔̱̱̥̹̺͚͑͠i̶̢̨̘̳̩̠̬̓͊͂̿̈́n̸̛̖̠͖̖͐̏ŝ̷̡̢ę̷̦̣̀̚̕͝c̵̛̘̽̕ẗ̸̲́̉͐̍̏̕s̶̹̺͍͓̏̒͆͋͗̈́͠ ̻̗̝.̷̡̯̲̱͙͍̃̈́̐͝ ̸̧̫̣͎̠̗̎̚͜N̸̰͂̔-̶̭̰̈́͒̂͛̀̐͛N̷͇̘͕̹̅̀̿͘-̶̙͚͆ņ̷̪̌̊͊͝ȭ̸͔̗͍̳̝͔͠n̶̘̜͍͉̹̹̯̍̐͘e̵̚ ̺͑͂͐̇̑ ̷͔͐̅̽̈́̓̑̓c̸̼͂̀ȧ̷̺̹͇̪̭̓̂̉n̵̤̲̼̄͌́̉͛̽͘ ̸̡̝̱̫̫͓̟̎́͘͘͠h̶̢̹̫̼̗͈̓̓͒͋͠ị̶̧͍̤̞̹̏̾̐͘͜͝d̸̀̑̚ͅȩ̸̨̛͉̤͗͂̃͠ ̶̡͍̬̼̼̍̀f̴̝̿͛r̶̨̺̯̠̹̹̃̕̕ǫ̷̱̝̣̯̆ͅm̵̢͙̫͉̿̽́͆͗ ̵̢͈̅m̷̛̥̄̌̿̓͒̀y̴̨̖͚̐̆̚͝ ̶̧̱̜͐͋̂͌͝͝e̸̞̠͕̣̎͜y̷̢̱̼̋͗͊ę̴͇͕̼͋̂̕.̴̛̝̘̝͎̗̜̱͐̈́́̒ ̸̟̗̀M̸̳͚͊͂͋̓̈́̀y̴͚̦̏̓̽̌̓̉ ̴̢̢̺̟͈̮̤͆̔̿́b̶̥̅o̸̢̩̝͊ṛ̷̛̟̥̈̏͐̃ͅė̴̢̜̙̎d̶̨͎̞͕̻̟̦̐̂̀͛͆̀̑ö̶̠͍ṃ̴̡̧̛͒̓̍̄͝ ̷͔̘͈̲̓̓̈́̇̑̚ą̸̙̦͎͊̇l̴̝̙̟̠̤̰̆̓̀̊̉͐̅ȯ̸̡̙n̷̮͚͒e̵̱̻͔̟̙̽͒̈́͜ ̸̧̱̬̫̘̼̊͒s̷̬͇̮̼͕̃̅̀̓-̵̖̲͕͝s̶̡͈̞̍̃̈̇̚͝-̵̨̡̪̜̦̳̬́͘͘s̷̘͇͚̲̊͛͝͠ǎ̵̩̰̳͎̙͖̱̌̓v̷̇͐ ̡̘̥̈̑͆̿͝ę̴͔͍͎́̓͋͑́ṡ̸̤̗̊͂ ̵̠͎͂̓y̶̤̤̗͉̱̑̈́̾͑̓o̶̢͓̝̖͖̐̃͋̄͆̀͝ư̸̢̭̩̂̀͛̈́̐͊r̴̤̙͊̂͒̽̕͘͠ ̴̻̺͑̉͠ị̶̓́̃͗̓̋̊ņ̵̼̻͚̋͝ŝ̶̗̔̋̏ì̷̭͙͈͛͒̑̇g̴̮̾̀͛̌̂̄̊ń̷͔i̶̢̛͎̇f̵̛̮̼͉̗͛͑̿͒ǐ̷ ̛͉̗͈͎̝̉͛͊̈́͝c̸̟̳͙̉̅͝a̵͓̭̻̖̻̹͂̉̀̍̒͌̈n̶̼̓̈́̌̄t̷̼̦̫͈͑́̆́͒ ̵͙̇͆l̵̥̭͕̿̆͆̀̅͘̕i̷̹͚̅̑͆v̴̧̢̮͈͕̹͊̽̍̈͆͑ͅe̸̖͌̾̏̾s̵̹͚̠̾̄̐̋.̷̗̱͓͓̹̥͇̎̓
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1) That's invasion of privacy; please leave my house. Thanks!
2) I am a mammal, sir, not an insect - you clearly need to brush up on your very basic biology.
3) It's boring because it's my house; seriously just go do something else, you'll be far more entertained.
Have a nice day doing something else!
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This one's so naughty I can't even name it here!
O.O
Also, for maximum jokage, you degenerates, 4:05 is the time-code you're looking for...
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Is there a rule against unsolicited culinary advice? Can we make one?
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Is there a rule against unsolicited culinary advice? Can we make one?
Huh. And here I thought all culinary advice was unsolicited.
The things you learn...
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Advice number one: never get your cook pot and your poison cauldron mixed up.
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Oh, I'm sorry! Was that cauldron NOT the bathroom?
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I'm going to offer illegal advice! Steal things! Also pillage! Videotape things without written consent!
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Oh, I'm sorry! Was that cauldron NOT the bathroom?
Not the weirdest ingredient I've ever worked with.
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I'm going to offer illegal advice! Steal things! Also pillage! Videotape things without written consent!
Rampage!
<gently pushes empty coffee cup onto grass next to "Keep Off the Grass" sign>
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If only a mod could edit a NSFW tag on the thread
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I'm going to offer illegal advice! Steal things! Also pillage! Videotape things without written consent!Rampage!
<gently pushes empty coffee cup onto grass next to "Keep Off the Grass" sign>
Hey, hey, hey! That's a feline union job! {goes back to pushing all the packs of toilet paper off the supermarket shelf}
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{lurks forgotten in the back of the refrigerator in a forgotten thread}
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{lurks forgotten in the back of the refrigerator in a forgotten thread}
I HUNGER.
<Consumes fruitcake. And whole fridge.>
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Did I leave my keys in here?
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NUMBER ONE
The challenge demands satisfaction;
If they apologize: no need for further action.
NUMBER TWO
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second:
a lieutenant when there's reckoning to be reckoned.
NUMBER THREE
Have your seconds meet face to face
To negotiate a peace -- or negotiate a time and place.
This is commonplace, especially 'tween recruits:
Most disputes die and no one shoots.
NUMBER FOUR
If they don't reach a peace, that's all right;
Get yourself some pistols and a doctor on site.
You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility;
You have him turn around so he can have deniability.
NUMBER FIVE
Duel before the sun is in the sky;
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry.
NUMBER SIX
Leave a note for your next of kin:
Tell them where you've been.
Pray that Hell or Heaven let you in.
NUMBER SEVEN
Confess your sins
Ready for the moment of adrenaline
When you finally face your opponent.
NUMBER EIGHT
Your last chance to negotiate:
Send in your seconds; see if they can set the record straight.
NUMBER NINE
Look him in the eye. Aim no higher.
Summon all the courage you require,
Then count--
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
NUMBER TEN PACES: FIRE!!!
So can we bring our political discussions here when Elon Musk(sp) destroys Twitter?
So can we bring our political discussions here when Elon Musk(sp) destroys Twitter?
Who, and what?
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He's a sentient Melon, grown in the charming Welsh town of Usk, and wishes to spend all the money he's earned being a Famous Melon on a service that allows people to scream at each other over the internet.
'I reddit butt I donn believe it' twittr tribunal minutes on usenet
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He's a sentient Melon, grown in the charming Welsh town of Usk, and wishes to spend all the money he's earned being a Famous Melon on a service that allows people to scream at each other over the internet.
Ol' Muskie and Jeff Bezoar are in a race to see who can be the first Earthling to land on the Sun. I wish them both success in this venture and hope they bring along their friends.
Non-Fungal Tolkiens(NFTs)
He's a sentient Melon, grown in the charming Welsh town of Usk, and wishes to spend all the money he's earned being a Famous Melon on a service that allows people to scream at each other over the internet.Ol' Muskie and Jeff Bezoar are in a race to see who can be the first Earthling to land on the Sun. I wish them both success in this venture and hope they bring along their friends.
Yeah, the pumpkin and the turtle.
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Finally, a thread I can post in without it getting locked.
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Finally, a thread I can post in without it getting locked.
Always tempting fate, KC...
:)
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No, no, I can finally cut loose! No holds barred! Really stick it to 'em and say what I've always been waiting to say, and if the thread burns down, so what! They can't hold me back anymore! Cancel culture can't scare me! I'm unstoppable!
*ahem*
I thought Olidammara was more interesting than Cayden Cailean.
Better mandolin player, certainly.
Cayden Cailean would be a ukelele player.
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Cayden Cailean would be a ukelele player.
I'd like to see one of Golarion's deities play the banjo while manifested as a Steve Martin avatar.
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Would you accept an Elder Puppet?
I just want to say No Twitter Tuesday is not really political.
Yelling at each other happens on here when discussing whether rules are unfair or not. Just give fighters 2 free prerequisite feats to hush them up.