| Full Name |
"Rust" Cohle Slaad |
| Deity |
Nah, man. |
| Occupation |
Detective, philosopher |
About Cohle Slaad
"What's it say about life, hmm? You gotta get together, tell yourself stories that violate every law of the universe just to get through the g%$ d~#n day. Nah. What's that say about your reality?"
"I think consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself. We are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, a secretion of sensory experience and feeling programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody's nobody. I think the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming; stop reproducing; walk hand-in-hand into extinction. One last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal."
