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Cohle Slaad's page

51 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


Full Name

"Rust" Cohle Slaad

Deity

Nah, man.

Occupation

Detective, philosopher

About Cohle Slaad

"What's it say about life, hmm? You gotta get together, tell yourself stories that violate every law of the universe just to get through the g** d*$n day. Nah. What's that say about your reality?"

"I think consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself. We are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, a secretion of sensory experience and feeling programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody's nobody. I think the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming; stop reproducing; walk hand-in-hand into extinction. One last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal."