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Is dividing by zero against the rules in this universe?

42÷0


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Math is illegal.

Please report to your local sandman for processing.


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I'd prefer to report the lack of cowbells...


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We are in a bubble
The bubble is to protect us from bans
Ban is a brand of roll on deodorant
Both the deodorant and the bubble roll
Therefore we are all IN THE BAN

IT'S A TRAP!


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The mods are asleep, post pictures of Pokemon


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Can't I just post pictures of my newest idea; the DWF (Demonic Wrestling Federation) where Demon Lords/Princes go to settle things in an old school 80s/90s wrassling match?


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Please do. Luchadores are a must though

Dark Archive

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Dr. Hans Reinhardt wrote:
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Thomas Seitz wrote:
Can't I just post pictures of my newest idea; the DWF (Demonic Wrestling Federation) where Demon Lords/Princes go to settle things in an old school 80s/90s wrassling match?

What about their most deadliest rivals, DCW (Devilish Championship Wrestling)?


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Can I say bad words?
I want to say bad words.
I'm going to say bad words.

BAD WORDS!!!!

... that felt good...


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You miscreant.


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You young ruffian!


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You...mendicant!


Phillip Gastone wrote:
You...mendicant!

What does that mean?!?!


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Limeylongears wrote:
Thomas Seitz wrote:
Can't I just post pictures of my newest idea; the DWF (Demonic Wrestling Federation) where Demon Lords/Princes go to settle things in an old school 80s/90s wrassling match?
What about their most deadliest rivals, DCW (Devilish Championship Wrestling)?

Devils don't wrestle. They litigate. Everyone knows that.

Scarab Sages

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George, the Zork Grue wrote:
Phillip Gastone wrote:
You...mendicant!
What does that mean?!?!
Websters wrote:

Definition of mendicant

(Entry 1 of 2)
1 : beggar; sense 1 wandering mendicants
2 often capitalized : a member of a religious order (such as the Franciscans) combining monastic life and outside religious activity and originally owning neither personal nor community property : friar


I'm a sock puppet!


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I'm a pock suppet!


I doubt that. You might have socks and puppets, but I don't think you're either of those things Phillip.

Shadow Lodge

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Hey man, like, you don't get to decide what someone else gets to be, y'know? That's, like, not cool, man. Just let him decide who and what he is for himself, man.


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Fine. I'll let him be whatever. I'll go be my 12th level paladin self other threads. With cowbells.


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[movie trailer voiceover] In a world... where the spoiled kid of a Russian bratva boss made trouble for an average Joe Thom...

...inadvertently bringing the most feared dog sitter & divine hitman out of retirement...

...comes the third chapter in the saga of incredible martial arts, gun-fu, and blowing all kinda sh!t up...

"Si vis pacem, vacca bellum" ("If you want peace, prepare for cow bell.")

...coming Summer 2020...

Thom Wick, Chapter III: Cow-a-bellum [movie trailer voiceover]


Free medical advice to the first three replies.

IANAD. AMA.


It hurts when I move my arm.


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
It hurts when I move my arm.

Tap Blue and counterspell the arm worm


The world won't stop spinning!


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Kung Fu Ponda Baba wrote:

[movie trailer voiceover] In a world... where the spoiled kid of a Russian bratva boss made trouble for an average Joe Thom...

...inadvertently bringing the most feared dog sitter & divine hitman out of retirement...

...comes the third chapter in the saga of incredible martial arts, gun-fu, and blowing all kinda sh!t up...

"Si vis pacem, vacca bellum" ("If you want peace, prepare for cow bell.")

...coming Summer 2020...

Thom Wick, Chapter III: Cow-a-bellum [movie trailer voiceover]

Now that's awesome. Especially because it would mean that I'm almost the spiritual heir of Keanu Reeves. :p :)


Jevil wrote:
The world won't stop spinning!

Get SUperman to spin in the other direction.


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I'm putting out my shingle for legal advice, equally unqualified in all jurisdictions!

Yes, you should definitely sue, I can see no way that this could go wrong.


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And in this corner....Cowbells!!


Has anybody ever told you you look kinda like Steve Buschemi?


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I want legal and medical advice. If I make a wish before blowing out my birthday candles, and tell my doctor what I wished for, will I still get my wish because of doctor-patient confidentiality?


It would take an act of Congress.


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Cal, in which case I'd rather wait for the British Parliament because at least they're TRYING to get crap down.

Philip,

No but I have been told I might Adam Sandler's stunt double that got hit in the face too much on Happy Gilmore.


Yeah, you're right about Parliament.


Well only because I think the British Public aren't all morons... Just the ones in a few places.


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I think you vastly underestimate the power of just a few strategically-placed morons.


It's entirely possible Admiral... Also look out! It's a trap!


Thomas Seitz wrote:
Well only because I think the British Public aren't all morons.

Hmm.


Limeylongears wrote:
Thomas Seitz wrote:
Well only because I think the British Public aren't all morons.
Hmm.

Why do I hear disagreement when reading that Hmm?


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This sounds like it might get abit political. That is ok, I am sure the moderators will understand and recognize the need for civilized discourse.


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Nope! Nothing political here! Just commenting on news from across the pond.

Nothing else to see here.

*hits some cowbells*


MUAHAHAHAHA!


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I have an uncle who works at Nintendo, and if you don't believe me, you are breaking forum rules by calling me a liar


Cowbells!! Also I should be in bed but I'm not...


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Phillip Gastone wrote:
I have an uncle who works at Nintendo, and if you don't believe me, you are breaking forum rules by calling me a liar

I know you're telling the truth, because my uncle also works at Nintendo, oiling and maintaining the Italian plumbers, and he and your uncle are best friends.


I need legal advice. I tore off the tag off my mattress. Am I now eternally damned?


You must play this game to atone.


Don't look at that. You will need far more atonement.


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Says the person that literally can't look at it.

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