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Just so everyone knows; I literally cannot get to any of the buttons next to the posts in this thread - favorite, quote, edit, etc.

I'm guessing this is the tv tropes post that pushes everything off the screen to the right.

But, yeah, I can't actually interact with this thread, much.


I can't even see my last post!


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Tacticslion wrote:
Says the person that literally can't look at it.

See? This should validate your belief in a higher power and provide evidence of such to make me question my own beliefs!

I could totally look at it if I remoted into my home PC or looked at this on my phone, but that's inconvenient. Work computer it is.


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Eye condoms! Get your eye condoms here!


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Tacticslion wrote:
You must play this game to atone.

I'm concerned and confused.


It's not the worst.

As it's free, the only thing you lose is time, though you should be aware that you never get time back that you spend on... anything, so standard caveat applies.

In short, it's a commercial. But it's a mildly amusing one.


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
You must play this game to atone.
I'm concerned and confused.

Once you reach a certain point that's a consistent state of being.


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... says the somebody with bologna in his slacks!


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You say that like it's not one of the most convenient options available!


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Say that to my face and not over the internet.


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"That to my face and not over the internet".


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Why do we have a WB cartoon character arguing with Philip and should I get more cowbells?

Dark Archive

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Because reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold!


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Wizards, no sense of right or wrong!


Phillip Gastone wrote:
Wizards, no sense of right or wrong!

That’s just not true - it’s just wrong, I tell you!


Dare you enter my magical realm?


Wizards_ Ian Malcolm:"Yeah, yeah, but your wizards were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think if they should."


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Political Wizard _ Malcolm Tucker: "We need to persuade Matt Delaney not to cross the floor. I think we should use the carrot-and-stick approach, yeah. You take a carrot, you stick it up his f!cking arse, followed by the stick, followed by an even bigger, rougher carrot."


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Phenomenal Cosmic Power Gamer wrote:
Phillip Gastone wrote:
Wizards, no sense of right or wrong!
That’s just not true - it’s just wrong, I tell you!

You have your morality, we have alternative morality, yeeeeesssss.


Phillip Gastone wrote:
Wizards, no sense of right or wrong!

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!


Phillip Gastone wrote:
Dare you enter my magical realm?

Depends, does it have oil?


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Agent Superball wrote:
Phillip Gastone wrote:
Dare you enter my magical realm?
Depends, does it have oil?

I put on my wizard robe and hat


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Magic users are so weird man...this is why I play Paladins. No one expects the paladin to do strange stuff. Just silly stuff. :P


Thomas Seitz wrote:
Magic users are so weird man...this is why I play Paladins. No one expects the paladin to do strange stuff. Just silly stuff. :P

But... paladins... use... Magic...


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No we just rely on fate/God/faith to get us through. Magic is something else.


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A cardboard box slides in and one edge lifts up.

The mods are poopy-heads.

The edge drops down and the cardboard box slides off.


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Thomas Seitz wrote:
No we just rely on fate/God/faith to get us through. Magic is something else.

Tell that to your fourth class level. They call those, “spells per day.”

(Of course, you’ve been using Su since level 1, so...)

((I say this as someone oft called a paladin; I don’t think I qualify, but it’s the class most quizzes put me in.))


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Tact,

I dunno if OFTEN get it in quizzes. But my gaming group is convinced.


My most common results in alphabetical order are: cleric, paladin, wizard.
(My next step down is hard, monk, and/or ranger. Sometimes Druid for reasons I can’t fathom; rarely rogue. Never barbarian to date. I am most often some flavor of elf-blood or a gnome in such quizzes. My friends think of me more like a dwarf.)

My wife insists I’m a multi-class paladin bard (and has since 3.5 when that wasn’t even possible). Most of my friends (who care about such things) generally assert that I’m one of those, depending on the day and their over-all impression.

I don’t think I live up to the paladin code (though I suspect extremely few would, as it’s pretty strict, and “good” sometimes seems like an insurmountable harrier, depending on what you mean; it heavily depends on who/what/etc. is enforcing it) but it keeps coming up nonetheless.


THIS! IS!!!!

Lantern Lodge

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Phillip Gastone wrote:
Agent Superball wrote:
Phillip Gastone wrote:
Dare you enter my magical realm?
Depends, does it have oil?
I put on my wizard robe and hat

NOPE!


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A Censor wrote:
Phillip Gastone wrote:
Agent Superball wrote:
Phillip Gastone wrote:
Dare you enter my magical realm?
Depends, does it have oil?
I put on my wizard robe and hat
NOPE!


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Gentlethings of the resistance. I have firm intelligence that the mods will be visiting this thread on the weekiversary of our secession. This insult cannot stand! Here are your pistols, grenades and anti-capture pills.

Long Live the Purple Foot!


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Diego Valdez wrote:
Removed some posts. A thread for silly fun is ok, but keep in mind that our forums are visited by a wide range of people with different comfort levels, as well as children. So lets try to back off on the heavy innuendo.

*checking results of experiment*

Gremlin Super Secret Log: September 28, 2019:

After careful calibration, the innuendo intensification ray apparently produced the desired effect. We should be able to use it to make any post too heavy for the mods, giving them the power to delete the post, lock the thread temporarily, or (best of all) throw away the key!

No one should ever feel secure! Threads may be Moderator resistant, but none are gremlin proof!

>:)


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Phillip Gastone wrote:
Long Live the Purple Foot!

We had to saw off the Purple foot when it turned Black from ganGreene.

No wait, I'm being informed it wasn't gangrene, it was actually Tom Green. Thankfully we amputated in time.


Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Phillip Gastone wrote:
Long Live the Purple Foot!

We had to saw off the Purple foot when it turned Black from ganGreene.

No wait, I'm being informed it wasn't gangrene, it was actually Tom Green. Thankfully we amputated in time.

Just duct tape it back on.


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The patient is still recovering in the ICU, and you want to re-expose to Tom Green?!?! Are you trying to start a grey goo Green slime apocalypse?


I thought we fed the foot to Gary. By which I mean Gary snatched it off the operating table and hid behind the refrigerator while gnawing on it for three hours.


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Batwampi wrote:
The patient is still recovering in the ICU, and you want to re-expose to Tom Green?!?! Are you trying to start a grey goo Green slime apocalypse?

Holy Great Green Gloom, Batwampi!!!! Could this lead to the end?!?!?!?

*pointlessly pounds one gloved hand into the other*


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Sableye wrote:
I thought we fed the foot to Gary. By which I mean Gary snatched it off the operating table and hid behind the refrigerator while gnawing on it for three hours.

Better quarantine Gary then. Quarantine... with napalm.

Robin the Boy Wampi wrote:

Holy Great Green Gloom, Batwampi!!!! Could this lead to the end?!?!?!?

*pointlessly pounds one gloved hand into the other*

Only one thing to do, old chum.... the Gremtusi! {begins "dancing", like a full body dry heave}


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I saw that episode of Seinfeld!

(Disclaimer: I may or may not have seen the episode - I certainly remember the commercial of Elain dancing, though.)


Thomas Seitz wrote:
No we just rely on fate/God/faith to get us through. Magic is something else.

I will say I’ve always found it odd that miraculum and arcana were primarily differentiated by spell lists instead of mechanics. In most ways it makes sense, but it also feels awkward at times, because of the rigidity and sameness of the mechanics.

Taking that into the real world just causes oddities - like questioning if any paladins ever existed after Charlemagne’s rule.


Can we not have purple feet and instead just have cowbells and paladins with holy avengers?


Is this the place to train my bot to give medical and legal advice at the same time?


Arrh, we'm bein' automated out of existence, me buckos.


Arrr, robot pirates be the scourge o' my life, matey. Stoopid Threepwood!

Liberty's Edge

I blame the gnomes.


I blame Cosmo. It's worked so far for me.


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As you should. As You Should.


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Stop wearing pants! They are the debil!...

< keeps running back and forth in the distance... >

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