| Full Name |
Ugh'yick of Panettoné |
| Race |
Melniboné Panettoné |
| Age |
Virtually immortal |
| Special Abilities |
Wielder of Rumbringer, the Life-Sucking Butterknife |
| Alignment |
Chaotic Emo |
| Deity |
The Stollen Lords of Chaos |
| Occupation |
Current incarnation of the Eternal Fruitcake |
About Ugh'yick, the Eternal Fruitcake
Baked by Michael Morecake