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... okay, farewell liver. We both knew this would end this way. Clearly you should make a pact with {ominous music}Ancient Spirits* of Eeeeevil...
Mwah-ha-ha-ha! {crashing thunder} * Likeliest candidates include tequila, Boon's Farm, MD 20/20, or moonshine homebrewed in a car radiator
Cayden Cailean would be a ukelele player. I'd like to see one of Golarion's deities play the banjo while manifested as a Steve Martin avatar.
I had a guy on a snow run once tell me "You know, you don't have to work so hard, no one has to die today!" My reply was "That's not what my horoscope said". CY: "Speaking of horoscopes, when's your birthday?" Guy: [says]CY: {becomes visibly uncomfortable, glances up} "Um, you probably want to stay away from tall buildings and bridges for the next week." {steps several feet away, glances up again} "And don't go near the airport. Or any safe- or piano-moving companies."
Have you ever considering burying a plastic skeleton just below the bedding sand?
Yes... good... good... and now that I *have* cookies, perhaps there's someone who wants cookies? Wants them badly enough to trade a little trifle like their immortal soul? Counterpoint: If you already have cookies, you could make them into a trifle. And then, being evil, simply choose not to share as you eat all the cookie trifle.
Turns out the real BBEG was the friends we infected with evil along the way.
I got my first dose of the COVID vaccine today. It's the vaccination sensation that's sweeping the nation! Mutant powers here I come! {whispers:}
I hope he kept the receipt.Why is Florida so f$%@ed up? The Founding Fathers offered it as payment to Satan in exchange for us becoming the dominant world power.Poor Satan. He got a bad deal with Florida. He's been trying to rehome Florida for years, still no takers.
From the department that brought you "uncomfortable employee separation" and "catastrophic termination of employment", there is no such thing as useless employees. Global Megacorporation is a mighty ship; such employees are officially known as "lead ballast." Also, we are coming up on the Suez Canal, and our CFO has always wanted to Tokyo drift the corp... |
