Riding Dog

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34 posts. Alias of Orthos.


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Limeylongears wrote:
DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Tune in next week on "Simians of Hazzard"!
With Boss Dog?

I'm gonna fetch them Ape Boys straight to the pound!


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Ragadolf wrote:
DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Qapla'! I have a working laptop again. The first time it was a hardware issue. This time it was software. But it's working now and that's all that matters!

<Mr Burn's Voice>

"EXCellent Smithers!,... Release the hounds."

;)

Ride, my baying brothers! Ride into battle!!


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It's a sinister code, no doubt. Barktholomew, get on the Netwoof and research this immediately!


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lisamarlene wrote:
There are few things quite as disconcerting as having a squirrel leap onto the skylight over your head.

SQUIRREL?!??!


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Saving Cap'n Crunch wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

Cats have better sense of smell then dogs

Not that you need reminding, but cats are just plain better than dogs (evidenced here)

Yes, this is Dogfort. Put the cereal killer under observation, rover.


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Good boy.


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Feline Conspiracy Field Agent wrote:
Now, my brethren, in the human's time of need! Find a sunny spot and nap for his demise!

... So. We meet again.


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Captain ? wrote:
Ducktales?

WOO-OOOH!!


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King Yesterday of Pillowpia wrote:
Begins adding another layer to the pillow fort

This! IS! DOGFORT!!

*jumps into pillow pile*


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*barks and runs away with bones*


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Get off this frequency!


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STICKS! *fetches!*


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Message board troll wrote:
Red Lobster to Dogfort, we have confirmed Dragoncat, please advise.

Backup is incoming, Red Lobster, hold to engage.


So comic sans.


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Message board troll wrote:
Red Lobster, standing by.

Come in Red Lobster, this is Dog Fort.


Mew!


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Ruh roh!


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I blame Cosmo for John not getting a dog. Sure we might also throw up all over the room, but at least we'll clean it up ourselves.


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Kajehase wrote:
Dogfort Communications Officer wrote:
WHERE?!?!?!?
In my skillet.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S BACOOOON!!!!


WHERE?!?!?!?


Bites the hand that feeds it

Then the rest of his body too


Irontruth wrote:
Dogfort Communications Officer wrote:
Why can we never get salami propaganda. So much better than bologna.
I prefer bacon propaganda, because it's all true.

IIIIIIIIIIT'S BACON!


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Why can we never get salami propaganda. So much better than bologna.


Huzzah!


Red Lobster, do you read? This is Dogfort!


TOZ wrote:

Much haiku appear

Very exciting wordplay now
Such doge memes wow

wow


Tangent101 wrote:

It's not hyena-like laughter.

It's dastardly villain laughter.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've maidens to tie to the train tracks while cackling.

*wheezy snicker*


Lord Snorkus wrote:
ARF!

Hmm not sure if cat or dog... must test!

*launches tennis ball from fort cannon*


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Rawr! wrote:
Many are one-offs that occur as a fit of whimsy, never to be used again (or rarely, when it seems appropriate).

Hear you loud and clear, rOver.


Economy-Disabled Job Zombie wrote:
BBBBBbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaacccccccooooooonnnnnnnn........

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S BACOOOOOON!!


Good boy.


Speak boy!


Hello? Yes this is Dog


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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S BACON