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You reap what you sow. rOver and out.
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I guess it's like driving a Formula One racer without knowing how to drive and just getting lucky all the time. STOP! You violated the law!
Don't knock it if it works. Not our fault your noses don't.
Indubidibubidibly.
I'm going to offer illegal advice! Steal things! Also pillage! Videotape things without written consent! Rampage! <gently pushes empty coffee cup onto grass next to "Keep Off the Grass" sign>
<slinks quietly out of yard...>
I start work next week unless society collapses, in which case I'll probably still report to work if only to weaponize the trucks and barn cats.Barn cats come pre-weaponized. WHAT??? Why have none of our reports ever mentioned THIS before?!?
Tune in next week on "Simians of Hazzard"!With Boss Dog? I'm gonna fetch them Ape Boys straight to the pound!
Qapla'! I have a working laptop again. The first time it was a hardware issue. This time it was software. But it's working now and that's all that matters! Ride, my baying brothers! Ride into battle!!
It's a sinister code, no doubt. Barktholomew, get on the Netwoof and research this immediately!
There are few things quite as disconcerting as having a squirrel leap onto the skylight over your head. SQUIRREL?!??!
Not that you need reminding, but cats are just plain better than dogs (evidenced here) Yes, this is Dogfort. Put the cereal killer under observation, rover.
Good boy.
Now, my brethren, in the human's time of need! Find a sunny spot and nap for his demise! ... So. We meet again.
Ducktales? WOO-OOOH!!
This! IS! DOGFORT!! *jumps into pillow pile*
*barks and runs away with bones*
Get off this frequency!
STICKS! *fetches!*
Red Lobster to Dogfort, we have confirmed Dragoncat, please advise. Backup is incoming, Red Lobster, hold to engage.
So comic sans.
Red Lobster, standing by. Come in Red Lobster, this is Dog Fort.
Mew!
Ruh roh!
I blame Cosmo for John not getting a dog. Sure we might also throw up all over the room, but at least we'll clean it up ourselves.
In my skillet.
Bites the hand that feeds it Then the rest of his body too
Why can we never get salami propaganda. So much better than bologna.I prefer bacon propaganda, because it's all true. IIIIIIIIIIT'S BACON!
Why can we never get salami propaganda. So much better than bologna.
Huzzah!
Red Lobster, do you read? This is Dogfort!
wow
ARF! Hmm not sure if cat or dog... must test! *launches tennis ball from fort cannon*
Many are one-offs that occur as a fit of whimsy, never to be used again (or rarely, when it seems appropriate). Hear you loud and clear, rOver.
BBBBBbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaacccccccooooooonnnnnnnn........ IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S BACOOOOOON!!
Good boy.
Speak boy!
Hello? Yes this is Dog
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S BACON |