Vegetarian Threads No Longer Hosted on Paizo.com (not sticky)


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Okay guys, let's get one thing straight right away. I am not Anti-Vegetarian. In fact, many of my best friends are Vegetarians or Vegans or Fruitarians or whatever. I totally hear the ethical arguments against eating meat. What difference is there really between a pig and a dog? And I also agree that it is a healthier way of eating.

However, those discussions inevitably end up in arguments and that's not what Paizo.com is all about. So effective immediately all discussions about or indirectly related to Veganism, Vegetarianism, Fruitism, and/ or whateverism are no longer hosted on Paizo.com. Discussions about eating healthy in general are okay, but once the thread starts venturing into a "meatless" diet the alarm bells will start ringing.

You may now proceed with your regularly scheduled thread posts...

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And who are you supposed to be again?


Mark Thomas 66 wrote:
And who are you supposed to be again?

Farael.


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We mustn't forget the cries of the carrots!!


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Cap'n Yesterday, Vegetable King wrote:
We mustn't forget the cries of the carrots!!

Vegetables can still post on Paizo.com. That is okay. But if a vegetable starts saying that they are the only foods that should be eaten, then it would not be allowed.


Farael the Fallen wrote:
Mark Thomas 66 wrote:
And who are you supposed to be again?
Farael.

{shrugs Korath-ily}

...

{wonders if she can convince Farael to steal Mark Thomas's leg}


{leaves a cucumber on the floor to surprise Farael}


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...runs through, kicks over the bean curd. Runs off...


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Farael the Fallen wrote:
Vegetables can still post on Paizo.com. That is okay. But if a vegetable starts saying that they are the only foods that should be eaten, then it would not be allowed.

So, you're prohibiting only vegetable advocates of suicidal consumption, but not animal advocates of suicidal consumption?! That's outright discriminatory!


I used to be cool...


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Cap'n Yesterday, Vegetable King wrote:
We mustn't forget the cries of the carrots!!

Tell me Clarice, have the yams stopped screaming?


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NobodysHome wrote:
...runs through, kicks over the bean curd. Runs off...

Narrows eyes, begins plotting revenge.


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I consume nothing but sunlight and water soluble vitamins, and that's why I'm bursting - BURSTING! - with Lawful Good health!

You'd never be able to see my twinkly aura if I started eating the flesh of animals slain in anger.

Sczarni

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NobodysHome wrote:
...runs through, kicks over the bean curd. Runs off...

Siiiiiiiiiiiigh.

<retrieves mop>


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Hannibal Lecture wrote:
Cap'n Yesterday, Vegetable King wrote:
We mustn't forget the cries of the carrots!!
Tell me Clarice, have the yams stopped screaming?

Yeah. Instead, the yams are...yammering.


Farael the Fallen wrote:
Mark Thomas 66 wrote:
And who are you supposed to be again?
Farael.

A purveyor of parables, I believe . . . .


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All this talk of føød has made me hungry. {wanders øff to bite sømeøne's sister}


*eats Pumpkin the Paladin*


^The Great Pumpkin might object . . . if only he'd ever show up . . . .

Dark Archive

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Fruitarians are weird. They don't want plants to die for them just so they can eat so instead they eat fruit. The unsprouted baby plants...


Eh whats this about carrots now doc?


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the David wrote:
Fruitarians are weird. They don't want plants to die for them just so they can eat so instead they eat fruit. The unsprouted baby plants...

It gets weirder the more you think about it. The trees are making baby trees (fruits) for the express purpose so that you will eat them and excrete them later in hopes of making a bigger tree. They literally want you to eat them.


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There are some trees that put effort into burning down their own forest to reduce competition for their sprouts.


UnArcaneElection wrote:

^The Great Pumpkin might object . . . if only he'd ever show up . . . .

GURG HOPE.


The Sideromancer wrote:
There are some trees that put effort into burning down their own forest to reduce competition for their sprouts.

Kinky


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Is this now a meat and greet thread?


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Really!

Well, why don't you climb into this industrial sized cast iron pot and we can get started.

Would you mind basting yourself while I tidy up...

Liberty's Edge

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NobodysHome wrote:
...runs through, kicks over the bean curd. Runs off...

My bean curd!


Celestial Hippeh Lawyer wrote:
Farael the Fallen wrote:
Vegetables can still post on Paizo.com. That is okay. But if a vegetable starts saying that they are the only foods that should be eaten, then it would not be allowed.

So, you're prohibiting only vegetable advocates of suicidal consumption, but not animal advocates of suicidal consumption?! That's outright discriminatory!

No its not discriminatory at all. Based on Supreme Court decisions, animals do not have civil rights! Therefore, they do not have the legal authority and quite frankly the mental capacity to advocate for their own suicide, which is still illegal by the way.

I would like to add that this is the specific reason that Vegetarian posts were banned from Paizo.com, and I believe this should put the issue to rest.


Pumpkin the Paladin wrote:

I consume nothing but sunlight and water soluble vitamins, and that's why I'm bursting - BURSTING! - with Lawful Good health!

You'd never be able to see my twinkly aura if I started eating the flesh of animals slain in anger.

Pumpkin the Paladin, this post was dangerously close to advocating vegetarianism. Personally I think your overall health would improve if you ate some steak once in a while...


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Our pumpkins tasted human blood and I turned out just fine.

help me!


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Farael the Fallen wrote:
Pumpkin the Paladin wrote:

I consume nothing but sunlight and water soluble vitamins, and that's why I'm bursting - BURSTING! - with Lawful Good health!

You'd never be able to see my twinkly aura if I started eating the flesh of animals slain in anger.

Pumpkin the Paladin, this post was dangerously close to advocating vegetarianism. Personally I think your overall health would improve if you ate some steak once in a while...

Maybe, but I'd lose my Smite Naughty Vegetables ability, so I hardly think it's worth it.


UnArcaneElection wrote:
^The Great Pumpkin might object . . . if only he'd ever show up . . . .

As the Poodle Lards know, I only show up post-digestion.


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Heartsick Bean Curd lucky7 wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
...runs through, kicks over the bean curd. Runs off...
My bean curd!

{pours out fresh beans onto fresh plate, commences overthinking them}


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Amby's Brain wrote:
{pours out fresh beans onto fresh plate, commences overthinking them}

{issues bean curdling scream, examines new bean curd} I'm kinda surprised that worked.


Sharoth wrote:
Is this now a meat and greet thread?

Yes, Sharoth, I would have to say yes...


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Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:
Amby's Brain wrote:
{pours out fresh beans onto fresh plate, commences overthinking them}
{issues bean curdling scream, examines new bean curd} I'm kinda surprised that worked.

Please to not curdle my subjects.


Excelent. Now no thread is safe. "NOMS*


I mean, it's just like, vegans are better people...


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No, you're all equally disgusting.

<proceeds to messily devour everyone in thread until recontained>


Faustia wrote:
I mean, it's just like, vegans are better people...

I must interject here that Faustia is giving her opinion about Vegans being better people. It is not a provable fact. The same goes for Vegetarians, Piscateians, and Fruitarians. If she can provide evidence proving her claim, I'd like to see it.


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Lord President Beans wrote:
Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:
Amby's Brain wrote:
{pours out fresh beans onto fresh plate, commences overthinking them}
{issues bean curdling scream, examines new bean curd} I'm kinda surprised that worked.
Please to not curdle my subjects.

Imo the best part about this alias is that portrait actually looks a lot like Rowan Atkinson.


Orthos wrote:
Lord President Beans wrote:
Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:
Amby's Brain wrote:
{pours out fresh beans onto fresh plate, commences overthinking them}
{issues bean curdling scream, examines new bean curd} I'm kinda surprised that worked.
Please to not curdle my subjects.
Imo the best part about this alias is that portrait actually looks a lot like Rowan Atkinson.

It's the only good part about that alias, to be fair.


Limeylongears wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Lord President Beans wrote:
Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:
Amby's Brain wrote:
{pours out fresh beans onto fresh plate, commences overthinking them}
{issues bean curdling scream, examines new bean curd} I'm kinda surprised that worked.
Please to not curdle my subjects.
Imo the best part about this alias is that portrait actually looks a lot like Rowan Atkinson.
It's the only good part about that alias, to be fair.

If we are being fair, your alias looks like Admiral Ackbar.


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Farael the Fallen wrote:
Faustia wrote:
I mean, it's just like, vegans are better people...
I must interject here that Faustia is giving her opinion about Vegans being better people. It is not a provable fact. The same goes for Vegetarians, Piscateians, and Fruitarians. If she can provide evidence proving her claim, I'd like to see it.

It’s a joke from a movie. Something something saved the word I think


Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
Farael the Fallen wrote:
Faustia wrote:
I mean, it's just like, vegans are better people...
I must interject here that Faustia is giving her opinion about Vegans being better people. It is not a provable fact. The same goes for Vegetarians, Piscateians, and Fruitarians. If she can provide evidence proving her claim, I'd like to see it.
It’s a joke from a movie. Something something saved the word I think

Do you want to hear a joke? Decaf. The end.

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