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Sharoth wrote:

Jim Butcher's "paladin" is so awesome!!!

bluh. Paladins.

Ain't nobody dope like us, we're just so Lawful Good (so Lawful! So Good!)

Yes, Justine! I may be a Pumpkin, and a Paladin, but I'm still YOUR BROTHER!!!!

You can always tell a paladin from the scent of fresh cotton and lavender emanating from every pore.

Or damp compost, in my case.

That's a good thing. Cookies are sinful and fattening.

Pumpkin the Paladin wrote:

I consume nothing but sunlight and water soluble vitamins, and that's why I'm bursting - BURSTING! - with Lawful Good health!

You'd never be able to see my twinkly aura if I started eating the flesh of animals slain in anger.

Pumpkin the Paladin, this post was dangerously close to advocating vegetarianism. Personally I think your overall health would improve if you ate some steak once in a while...

Maybe, but I'd lose my Smite Naughty Vegetables ability, so I hardly think it's worth it.

I consume nothing but sunlight and water soluble vitamins, and that's why I'm bursting - BURSTING! - with Lawful Good health!

You'd never be able to see my twinkly aura if I started eating the flesh of animals slain in anger.

I'm a fiend-bitin', evil-smitin' Plaludlin, and now you're deader than Rosencrantz.

All the succubi in the Abyss flock 'round when I prepare to Lay On Hands...

Evil Overlord wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Tacticslion wrote:

Just noting it's good enough for some people - who are certainly not me, mind you, as I'm far too morally upright to do that sort of thing obviously you know - to steal.

(I.e. It's solid and I may use it some time.)

Of course you're too Lawful Good to steal an idea. Whenever I see you I think "Now there's a bastion of Law and Good. He is everything a Paladin aspires to be." So, I therefore SPECIFICALLY DO NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO USE IT! ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD MAY, BUT NOT YOU!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NEVER NOT GONNA HAPPEN NO!!!!

Oh, go ahead and use it if you want.

~head perks up in interest~ Are we tempting paladins into falling?

No. No no no no no nonononono.

Yes.

I am pure in thought, word and deed. I'm not worried.

*Falls*

It is times like this when I am most grateful for my Vow of Celibacy.

I most certainly did!

Might I point out that the statement above is both completely false and also grossly, grossly offensive to those of us in the vegetable kingdom who have struggled for and dreamed of, and continue to struggle for and dream of, a world that will truly embody the Eternal Values of Truth, Justice, Morality, Law and Honour?