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11 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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Drejk wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Nope; never done it. When my parents were planning the meals when we were young it was Bisquik pancakes made with water (truly foul), then later it was Quaker flavored instant oatmeal.
Flavored with real Quakers?

Wait a minute...


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Standars are important!

I didn't measure twice, now look what happened.


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When you brag about your knife skillz and then immediately nearly cut off a finger, you might be a Yesterday.


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My fingers prefer I use dull knives.


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Our pumpkins tasted human blood and I turned out just fine.

help me!


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Crimson Jester wrote:
For those who may concern. I'm still in one piece.

Oh sure, rub it in.


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I don't see the problem...


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John Napier 698 wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I went from lead baker to landscaper.

Mostly, I wanted to work normal hours.

I'd try that, but working with gas-powered tools with no depth perception seems hazardous.

You don't need depth perception for it to be hazardous.


I have a name, I'm not just one step, although only being a degree separated from Crystal Frasier is quite exhilarating... what now?


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Freehold DM wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
Drejk wrote:
My friends actually cut away a neck of wine bottle with an ax while being on a campfire because they had no corkscrew.
Standard operating procedure up in the North Country. I saw it done once with a Sawzall.
that too is a youtube video waiting to happen.

nope, can't recommend it, too many things go wrong, honestly, I can't count how many ways... any more.


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Limeylongears wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I like my new ninja form.

Sure it's not as graceful as Freehold, regal like Celestial Healer or has Nobodyshome's bulging arms. It's still pretty sweet, and you never know when I'll strike.

True, but you appear to be about to saw your own arm off with the false edge of your sword. Please don't. Your other aliases need you.

Too late!

Besides I have enough aliases to populate a small town, I'm sure they can fend for themselves.