Or, and I'm just thinking outside the box here, get in this huge iron kettle with free Wi-Fi to twiddle on your phone while you baste... I mean, marinate, yourselves.
You can even check your Facebook status while you're cooking... I mean, relaxing.
Evil Kjeldorn wrote:
Adds Stuffed Nordic Horse Castrator to the menu.
Does this rag smell like Chloroform?
Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:
puts a small dog, the newest smartphone and a pack of cigarettes in a cage
So am I!
June Cleaver wrote:
Here, s~~# in this cage... good, good!... now rub down with some cumin and red chili powder for a few hours and I'll be back with a pot... I mean candy and hookers and lots of cold hard cash.