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![]() {drunkenly floats to the ground} Damn punk, David S. Pumpkins, muscling in on my turf... {suddenly remember's his job, looks around approvingly at CDP's landmine patch} Yes, little CDP has worked hard to make {works quickly: 1) filling a large hollow Scrappy Doo-O' Lantern-piñata with squeaky toys, jerky treats, and a jar of fiber supplements, b) leaves a 10-gallon bag filled with all of assorted trippy meds next to the sleeping CDP's head, and Π), empties a bag of choice bits of different metals for Rusty.} Oops, almost forgot... {reaches into magical colostomy bag and pulls out life-sized stuffed poodle filled with explosives and a rune of polymorph any object into poodle to ensnare MoMo} {Finally, with his work done, he nods approvingly before disappearing in a pumpkin-spicy sulfurous poof of flatulence} ![]()
![]() {drunkenly floats to the ground, looks around approvingly at CDP's landmine patch} Yes, little CDP has worked hard to make this small patch with much love and even more digested-Frenchies fiber. And all year long, he was always happy to share it with his poodle friends. Once again, I judge this the Most Sincere Landmine Patch. {works quickly: 1) filling a large hollow Hungry Jack-O' Lantern-piñata with squeaky toys, jerky treats, and a jar of fiber supplements, b) leaves a special baggie with all of CDP's best meds and sets it gently next to the sleeping poodle's head, and Π), empties a bag of choice bits of different metals for Rusty.} {Finally, with his work done, he nods approvingly before disappearing in a spicy sulfurous poof of flatulence} ![]()
![]() John Kretzer wrote:
Bru-rah-rhum! I blame ![]()
![]() Drejk wrote:
Brrharroom. Sadly, such is the ways of Old Man Willow and the Old Forest for a terrible long count of years. ![]()
![]() This is the last time I rely on Apple Maps and directions by Captain Slow... ah, here we are! {floats gently to the ground and looks around approvingly at landmine patch} Yes, little CDP has worked hard to make this patch with much love and even more fiber. And all year long, he was always happy to share it with his poodle friends and let MoMo roll in it. Once again, I judge this the Most Sincere Landmine Patch. {He works quickly to fill a large hollow Callous Jack-O' Lantern-piñata with squeaky toys, jerky treats, and a jar of fiber supplements. He fills a special baggie with all of CDP's best meds and sets it gently next to the sleeping poodle's head. And, he empties a bag of choice bits of different metals for Rusty.} {Next, he scribes a Rune of Furious Humping by the doggy door to ensnare The Monday Monster.} {Finally, with his work done, he nods approvingly before disappearing in a spicy sulfurous poof of flatulence} ![]()
![]() {floats gently to the ground and looks around approvingly at landmine patch} Yes, Little Sumo made this patch with much love and much fiber. And he was always happy to share it with his poodle friends. Once again, a most sincere landmine patch. {He works quickly to fill a large hollow Callous Jack-O' Lantern- piñata with squeaky toys, jerky treats, and a jar of fiber supplements. He fills a special baggie with all of CDP's best meds and sets it gently next to the sleeping poodle's head.} {Next, he scribes a Rune of Saturday Morning by the doggy door to ensnare The Monday Monster.} {His work done, he nods approvingly before disappearing in a spicy sulfurous poof of flatulence} ![]()
![]() {floats gently to the ground and looks around approvingly at landmine patch; whispers to himself:} Yes, Clinically Depressed Poodle made this patch with much love and much fiber. And he was always happy to share it with his poodle friends. Truely, a most sincere landmine patch. {He works quickly to fill a large hollow landmine-pinata with squeaky toys, jerky treats, and a jar of fiber supplements. With a poof of flatulence, he disappears for another year.} |