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15 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


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captain yesterday wrote:

I read Sleepy Hollow.

Never considered it a romantic story.

Loved the Disney cartoon as a kid.

>_>

<_<

♫♪ "Ichabod, what a name
Kind of odd but nice just the same
Funny pan, funny frame
Ichabod, Ichabod Crane"
♫♪


UnArcaneElection wrote:
^The Great Pumpkin might object . . . if only he'd ever show up . . . .

As the Poodle Lards know, I only show up post-digestion.


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{drunkenly floats to the ground} Damn punk, David S. Pumpkins, muscling in on my turf...

{suddenly remember's his job, looks around approvingly at CDP's landmine patch} Yes, little CDP has worked hard to make this small HOLY CRAP! This a lot of landmines, like stalagmites and hills and... how do you poodles make landmine stalactites?!?! I judge this the Most Sincere Landmine Patch. Hmmm, I'm getting the weirdest sense of deja-pood...

{works quickly: 1) filling a large hollow Scrappy Doo-O' Lantern-piñata with squeaky toys, jerky treats, and a jar of fiber supplements, b) leaves a 10-gallon bag filled with all of assorted trippy meds next to the sleeping CDP's head, and Π), empties a bag of choice bits of different metals for Rusty.}

Oops, almost forgot... {reaches into magical colostomy bag and pulls out life-sized stuffed poodle filled with explosives and a rune of polymorph any object into poodle to ensnare MoMo}

{Finally, with his work done, he nods approvingly before disappearing in a pumpkin-spicy sulfurous poof of flatulence}


Is this Necrothreadaween or something? Or did Tensor's surprise reappearance cause a glitch in the Matrix?


{reappears suddenly} Oops, almost forgot... {reaches into magical colostomy bag and pulls of life-sized stuffed poodle filled with explosives and a rune of dismissal to ensnare The Monday Monster}


{drunkenly floats to the ground, looks around approvingly at CDP's landmine patch}

Yes, little CDP has worked hard to make this small patch with much love and even more digested-Frenchies fiber. And all year long, he was always happy to share it with his poodle friends. Once again, I judge this the Most Sincere Landmine Patch.

{works quickly: 1) filling a large hollow Hungry Jack-O' Lantern-piñata with squeaky toys, jerky treats, and a jar of fiber supplements, b) leaves a special baggie with all of CDP's best meds and sets it gently next to the sleeping poodle's head, and Π), empties a bag of choice bits of different metals for Rusty.}

{Finally, with his work done, he nods approvingly before disappearing in a spicy sulfurous poof of flatulence}


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John Kretzer wrote:
Game Master Scotty wrote:

I blame Cosmo for me turning around and my darling little baby girl, is now 12...

I Blame Cosmo for Game Master Scotty taking 12 years to turn around once...that is a pretty slow turn.

Bru-rah-rhum! I blame Saruman Cosmo for little orcs hobbits like Master Kretzer being so hasty.


Drejk wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Learning to draw plants today. Stupid trees! *shakes fist*
Ah grasshopper, you must find your inner Bob Ross.
happy little trees... HAPPY LITTLE TREES!!!
The f!!#ing trees may be f~~~ing happy, but I'm not! *shakes fist* Arboreal menaces!
They are happy because they feed on your pain and suffering and anger...

Brrharroom. Sadly, such is the ways of Old Man Willow and the Old Forest for a terrible long count of years.


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DM Pendin Fust wrote:
Sometimes a minute is all you need...when studying a Bare Druid grappling a Succubus.

Brrharroom! {pauses thoughtfully} Now, don't be hasty, Master Fust.


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This is the last time I rely on Apple Maps and directions by Captain Slow... ah, here we are!

{floats gently to the ground and looks around approvingly at landmine patch}

Yes, little CDP has worked hard to make this patch with much love and even more fiber. And all year long, he was always happy to share it with his poodle friends and let MoMo roll in it. Once again, I judge this the Most Sincere Landmine Patch.

{He works quickly to fill a large hollow Callous Jack-O' Lantern-piñata with squeaky toys, jerky treats, and a jar of fiber supplements. He fills a special baggie with all of CDP's best meds and sets it gently next to the sleeping poodle's head. And, he empties a bag of choice bits of different metals for Rusty.}

{Next, he scribes a Rune of Furious Humping by the doggy door to ensnare The Monday Monster.}

{Finally, with his work done, he nods approvingly before disappearing in a spicy sulfurous poof of flatulence}


{floats gently to the ground and looks around approvingly at landmine patch}

Yes, Little Sumo made this patch with much love and much fiber. And he was always happy to share it with his poodle friends. Once again, a most sincere landmine patch.

{He works quickly to fill a large hollow Callous Jack-O' Lantern- piñata with squeaky toys, jerky treats, and a jar of fiber supplements. He fills a special baggie with all of CDP's best meds and sets it gently next to the sleeping poodle's head.}

{Next, he scribes a Rune of Saturday Morning by the doggy door to ensnare The Monday Monster.}

{His work done, he nods approvingly before disappearing in a spicy sulfurous poof of flatulence}


Ugh, too many pumpkin spice eggnogs this year... and then I missed that planar convergence at Albuquerque...

{unsteadily swoops slowly overhead, taking careful video footage of Clinically Depressed Poodle's most sincere landmine patch yet.}

{whispers to self:} This will look great on Poodtube.


Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:
Trick or treat! Hurry up! Come on, what's keeping you morons! Hey! I want candy already!

Naughty non-OGL beastie! Maybe next year if you're sincere. {vanishes}


{floats gently to the ground and looks around approvingly at landmine patch; whispers to himself:}

Yes, Clinically Depressed Poodle made this patch with much love and much fiber. And he was always happy to share it with his poodle friends. Truely, a most sincere landmine patch.

{He works quickly to fill a large hollow landmine-pinata with squeaky toys, jerky treats, and a jar of fiber supplements. With a poof of flatulence, he disappears for another year.}


{invisibly swoops slowly past, taking careful notes about the sincerity of Clinically Depressed Poodle's landmine patch}