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{continues to lurk menacingly, forgotten behind the two weeks-old leftover meatloaf}

Absorbs the leftover meatloaf flavor.

No, that's just me.

Step inside this pie and we'll find out together.

It'll be a good thing!

Laughs a flavorless laugh.

Good! Good!!

IS bean curd.

Come join us, we all float down here.

...runs through, kicks over the bean curd. Runs off...

Narrows eyes, begins plotting revenge.

Slurks away with your favorite wooden spoon.

I'm free!!

Time to soak up some flavor!!

Absorbs three bunnies and a patch of garlic.

Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

:::meanders out of the middle navel of an alternate universe:::

Wow everybody, I have the number 4 from Sesame Street, 3 hub cabs marked property of Frias, 2 lava lamps, and 1 bear in a bare tree. Who wants to antie up?

I have my father's sister, can I Auntie up?

True story!

I once walked 11 miles home, blackout drunk on Goldschlager and somehow made it home safely by the next morning, with all my money, and two CDs I most definitely did not buy.

Ace Of Base and Lynch Mob.

I'll take my prize money in PaizoBucks.

Slurks away with another mini caught in his deliciously gelatinous mass.

Slurks away unnoticed from his spilled bowl.

Mwahahahahahahaha!

rolling around in toxic waste.

I'm cool with it.

Do you know what would really tie me altogether, some bacon, or maybe some chicken.

Or rope.

Bean Curd Slaad wrote:

Bean Curd doesn't abide by the laws of nature.

Would that make you killer Tofu?

That's for you to decide, now isn't it?

Bean Curd doesn't abide by the laws of nature.