J. Lawrence Elk, WereMøøse's page

Dunno if it's true or not, but there was this "fad" a while back where you show your a&$!&!! to the sun for 30 seconds or so and it energises you. Something to do with it being extra effective down there, like how absorbing alcohol through your colon makes you extra drunk. An article I read even called it a "sunshine suppository."

(Turns out it's fake, but still fun.)

Worst.

Sunburn.

EVER.

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>_>

A lima ønce bit my sister... Nø realli!

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

In most any modern republic, the office of President wields great power - but only in Argentina do those powers include protecting people from werewolves!

{adjust knobs on colander of conspiracy piercing} Another piece of evidence suggesting Madonna (Ciccone) is (was?) a vampire, not a lycanthrope.

Unless this move was meant to keep out werewolves Madonna didn't approve of.

{starts writing Underworld + Evita + American Horror Story musical for Ryan Murphy}

All this talk of føød has made me hungry. {wanders øff to bite sømeøne's sister}

So the buck stops with you?

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Why do you ask?

{rubs rump on convenient nearby boulder} Oh yeah, butt scritchies... that's the spot.

+1 to Yay! Death Quaker!!!

Merry Yaksmas to you!!

Oh crap, I forgot I still need to rent a yak to shave for Yakmas!

It's the 12th diary...

So... the diary has one more regeneration after this one?

I also blame Cosmo that the Cervidae Mafia has targeted Rysky for a hit.

(But praise Sara Marie that she seems to be ok.)

Garlic Moose wrote:

You have something against moose?

They're all out to get us!

Indeed!

Oooo, a whole cave full of fluffy squeaky bats! I must hug them and pet them and squeeze them and call them George! SQUEEEEEEE!

Wasn't that a Kree item on the last season of Agents of SHIELD? The Kree guy had one.

The Obliviating Hammer is a pretty good bar in downtown Asgard, less than an arrow's flight from the All-Father's Palace... with the best beers from all Nine Worlds, and where you can always find a drinking partner. But bring your belt of dwarvenkind and your Valhalla card... because they don't admit dark elves, and they don't take Ljos-Alfar Express.

Døn't høld back øn my accøunt.