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Your GM begins proceedings by telling you about a once in a lifetime timeshare opportunity...
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The dervish dancer announces they're an atheist.
... I don't get it. Can't a guy just like to dance around here?
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All of these happened in the same (5-9) scenario, with a table of 4, where we somehow managed 1PP thanks to the GM being nice and accidentally upping the CR of the final boss: the Fighter had the highest Intelligence with a 13, my caster-focused Fire Domain Druid had the highest AC, Diplomacy was our first mechanism of trying to deal with an assassin, the only character that could deal melee damage found himself paralyzed (should have been dead) for the first fight and dead in the last fight.
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You (the GM) didn't read enough of the AP and/or have forgotten significant portions thereof.
Wait you can put a 3rd rank in perform dance? But all of the empirical evidence seems to indicate that 2 is the limit?! What are you smoking Sir? This is clearly a case of Reefer Madness!
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Wait you can put a 3rd rank in perform dance? But all of the empirical evidence seems to indicate that 2 is the limit?! What are you smoking Sir? This is clearly a case of Reefer Madness!
I... kind of misread the entry requirements for Shadowdancer School and took three ranks. So now I'm not only going to hear endless exotic dancer jokes, I'm also going to get jokes about having too many ranks in the skill.
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Wait you can put a 3rd rank in perform dance? But all of the empirical evidence seems to indicate that 2 is the limit?! What are you smoking Sir? This is clearly a case of Reefer Madness!
ah... I myself have 11 ranks in perform dance...
I dance and people give me money. I like this arrangement....
I mean I can do other things, but usually that costs extra...
Sometimes when I dance, the sun comes out and flowers bloom... and sometimes you'll think the earth moves.... (wink)
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Wait you can put a 3rd rank in perform dance? But all of the empirical evidence seems to indicate that 2 is the limit?! What are you smoking Sir? This is clearly a case of Reefer Madness!I... kind of misread the entry requirements for Shadowdancer School and took three ranks. So now I'm not only going to hear endless exotic dancer jokes, I'm also going to get jokes about having too many ranks in the skill.
clearly you do not have enough!
But if you'll just follow my lead...
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Wait you can put a 3rd rank in perform dance? But all of the empirical evidence seems to indicate that 2 is the limit?! What are you smoking Sir? This is clearly a case of Reefer Madness!don't think of it as sub-optimal...
think of it as an improved way to make cash since things went all Monty Haul and now you can use Perform on your day job checks...
Crafters and Professionals are still grumbling about performers not ACTUALLY making anything useful or being professional! REALLY!
They craft the greatest thing of all.
They craft smiles! They are professional smile crafters.
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"I don't want to tell you want to play, but this is a long mission and we don't have anyone with any stealth, disable device, social skills, healing, or a rank in UMD...
But you are free to run whatever you want..."
I was so close to running a brute tank fighter just because.
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The cleric and wizard both sacrifice their first level feat slot, a trait AND skill points so the rogue doesn't have have to scout alone and split the party... and then the rogue drops out. (Stealth synergy is a solid feat even without the rogue, truth be told. Still annoyed, though.)
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I have literally sat at a table where the following sentence was uttered with complete seriousness.
"The allosaurus will aid on the diplomacy check."
I don't find that implausible in the least. If someone was being followed around by an allosaurus i would be VERY inclined towards granting their requests.
