irrelevent, can cast alter self. standard form male
irrelevent, can cast polymorph. standard form medium
Thinking, therefore being
Doing things, asking inane questions
Equiped with a Box with a slit in it (TM) and a Razor of Occam, i crusade around the world wronging rights, making typos and generally getting in the way of the efficient running of the universe. my warning lables have been known to cause sanity damage in the unprepared, and if anything i say is ever taken seriously it may cause the end of the universe.