
Pillbug Toenibbler |
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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:Come at me bro!Feros wrote:Rysky season!Ambrosia Slaad wrote:It's wabbit season.Duck season!
{pauses dramatically} I am no b-
{struggles to remove human-shaped helmet wedged onto football-shaped head} I am-
{wrestles with Cos-damned helmet} I am no-
{muffled:} What a revolting development. {rummages in pockets for can opener to cut open stuck helmet}
I blame Cosmo for this potentially violent escalation.
I blame Cosmo for being mythically ninja'd.

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Mythic Rysky wrote:Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:Come at me bro!Feros wrote:Rysky season!Ambrosia Slaad wrote:It's wabbit season.Duck season!{pauses dramatically} I am no b-
{struggles to remove human-shaped helmet wedged onto football-shaped head} I am-
{wrestles with Cos-damned helmet} I am no-
{muffled:} What a revolting development. {rummages in pockets for can opener to cut open stuck helmet}
MYTHIC FEROS wrote:I blame Cosmo for this potentially violent escalation.I blame Cosmo for being mythically ninja'd.
Ladies! Ladies there is no reason to fight...lets just call it John Kretzer season and be done with it...
(Yeah I know it feels like John Kretzer Season last the entire year but there is actually a hour somewhere in June where it is not)

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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:Mythic Rysky wrote:Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:Come at me bro!Feros wrote:Rysky season!Ambrosia Slaad wrote:It's wabbit season.Duck season!{pauses dramatically} I am no b-
{struggles to remove human-shaped helmet wedged onto football-shaped head} I am-
{wrestles with Cos-damned helmet} I am no-
{muffled:} What a revolting development. {rummages in pockets for can opener to cut open stuck helmet}
MYTHIC FEROS wrote:I blame Cosmo for this potentially violent escalation.I blame Cosmo for being mythically ninja'd.Ladies! Ladies there is no reason to fight...lets just call it John Kretzer season and be done with it...
(Yeah I know it feels like John Kretzer Season last the entire year but there is actually a hour somewhere in June where it is not)
Okies :3
*STAB*

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Mythic JMD031 wrote:I blame Cosmo for the way people drive in the snow.I have to agree with this one....
I live in Florida. I blame Cosmo for the way people drive when it's not snowing. {ties a black-socked besandled snowbird to front of car, dons Lord Humongous mask, and prepares for commute}

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*slips surreptitiously out of Cosmo's shadow*
>.>
<.<
I Blame Cosmo that I haven't been able to be on this thread for awhile now out of fear of being snuggled by Rysky!>:(
*bolts from thread so fast a pugwampi shaped cloud is all that is left behind*
*snaps fingers*
Missed him by that much.

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Rysky wrote:Alex G St-Amand wrote:... I'd buy one.I blame Cosmo, on Rysky's behalf, that there aren't any Master Pugwampi body-pilows.
Only one? I thought you would need extras...figuring you are a rough.... ahem hugger...
I Blame Cosmo for going there in the above statement.
Valid point nontheless!

John Kretzer |
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John Kretzer wrote:Valid point nontheless!Rysky wrote:Alex G St-Amand wrote:... I'd buy one.I blame Cosmo, on Rysky's behalf, that there aren't any Master Pugwampi body-pilows.
Only one? I thought you would need extras...figuring you are a rough.... ahem hugger...
I Blame Cosmo for going there in the above statement.
*shudder* (with what exactly I'll leave it up to your imagination)
Anyway I Blame Cosmo for it really being cold this week in Northern NJ....I mean I know it is winter and all.

Hunt, the PugWumpus |
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I blame Cosmo that others still doubt in Cosmo.

Master Pugwampi |
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Feros wrote:I blame Cosmo for my obsessive need to keep voting in RPG Superstar even though I have no more tags to get.I blame Cosmo that Feros doesn't know about the double-sekrit probation voter tag he can unlock after Champion.
I blame Cosmo that Hunt hasn't figured out that pugwampis are about tricks and mayhem, not psychological warfare.
No, I really mean it, I blame him. He is responsible for our training and Hunt is an utter disappointment. Now get in there and place a rabid rat in somebody's lunch box! >:(

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I blame Cosmo for NorthKoreaInsultGenerator not updating with the current regime insults.

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:Feros wrote:I blame Cosmo for my obsessive need to keep voting in RPG Superstar even though I have no more tags to get.I blame Cosmo that Feros doesn't know about the double-sekrit probation voter tag he can unlock after Champion.I blame Cosmo that Hunt hasn't figured out that pugwampis are about tricks and mayhem, not psychological warfare.
No, I really mean it, I blame him. He is responsible for our training and Hunt is an utter disappointment. Now get in there and place a rabid rat in somebody's lunch box! >:(
(ФwФ)
*flying glomp tackle from across the room*
MINE!

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I was very excited to buy Mummy's Mask at my local gaming store, because there was this awesome write up of the Egyptian gods, including stats for Set.
The game shop had five of the six AP volumes. Guess which one they were out of? COSMO!!!
They were out of the volume that a very large group of people wanted to pick up?
I blame Cosmo for Set's naiveté.

Master Pugwampi |
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Master Pugwampi wrote:Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:Feros wrote:I blame Cosmo for my obsessive need to keep voting in RPG Superstar even though I have no more tags to get.I blame Cosmo that Feros doesn't know about the double-sekrit probation voter tag he can unlock after Champion.I blame Cosmo that Hunt hasn't figured out that pugwampis are about tricks and mayhem, not psychological warfare.
No, I really mean it, I blame him. He is responsible for our training and Hunt is an utter disappointment. Now get in there and place a rabid rat in somebody's lunch box! >:(
(ФwФ)
*flying glomp tackle from across the room*
MINE!
MMPH! Ar blrm cmoh br alrrowng dss mo kntnue!
Translation: *Ahem* I blame Cosmo for allowing this to continue!

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Rysky wrote:Master Pugwampi wrote:Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:Feros wrote:I blame Cosmo for my obsessive need to keep voting in RPG Superstar even though I have no more tags to get.I blame Cosmo that Feros doesn't know about the double-sekrit probation voter tag he can unlock after Champion.I blame Cosmo that Hunt hasn't figured out that pugwampis are about tricks and mayhem, not psychological warfare.
No, I really mean it, I blame him. He is responsible for our training and Hunt is an utter disappointment. Now get in there and place a rabid rat in somebody's lunch box! >:(
(ФwФ)
*flying glomp tackle from across the room*
MINE!
MMPH! Ar blrm cmoh br alrrowng dss mo kntnue!
Translation: *Ahem* I blame Cosmo for allowing this to continue!
I blame Cosmo you're so adorable.
*pats head*

Alex G St-Amand |
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Set wrote:I was very excited to buy Mummy's Mask at my local gaming store, because there was this awesome write up of the Egyptian gods, including stats for Set.
The game shop had five of the six AP volumes. Guess which one they were out of? COSMO!!!
They were out of the volume that a very large group of people wanted to pick up?
I blame Cosmo for Set's naiveté.
?_?
I blame Cosmo that Paizo doesn't order more issues of these 'special books'.

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Set blames Cosmo for Loki being the cool trendy god of evil.
Loki? Really? Dude turned into a mare, got knocked up by a stallion and gave birth to a freaky eight-legged horse (proving that he can't even do *that* right, it's a horse, not a spider!).
Still waiting for the adult version of the story where Loki shortens Thor's 'hammer.' And by 'hammer,' I mean exactly what Captain Hammer meant.

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Set blames Cosmo for Loki being the cool trendy god of evil.
Loki? Really? Dude turned into a mare, got knocked up by a stallion and gave birth to a freaky eight-legged horse (proving that he can't even do *that* right, it's a horse, not a spider!).
Still waiting for the adult version of the story where Loki shortens Thor's 'hammer.' And by 'hammer,' I mean exactly what Captain Hammer meant.
Did Loki's wife cheat on him so she could have kids? Nooooo....

Chyrone |
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If i get delayed tomorrow by traffic, i blame Cosmo.
On the way there, the navigation sent me the wrong way, i blame Cosmo for the navigations outdated routes.
On the way back, something of unknown origins slowed down traffic alot, i suspect Cosmo's got a long range remote to play with traffic lights.

Pillbug Toenibbler |
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I blame Cosmo for wanting to launch a fist rocket at a passive-aggressive sea lioning douchebag on the Intertoobz.

John Kretzer |
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I blame Cosmo for wanting to launch a fist rocket at a passive-aggressive sea lioning douchebag on the Intertoobz.
I Blame Cosmo as this made no sense to me.

Pillbug Toenibbler |
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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:I blame Cosmo for wanting to launch a fist rocket at a passive-aggressive sea lioning douchebag on the Intertoobz.I Blame Cosmo as this made no sense to me.
I blame Cosmo that I found another one. The Screwfly Solution is looking increasingly plausible.
I blame Cosmo that JK didn't know what sea lioning is.

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John Kretzer wrote:Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:I blame Cosmo for wanting to launch a fist rocket at a passive-aggressive sea lioning douchebag on the Intertoobz.I Blame Cosmo as this made no sense to me.I blame Cosmo that I found another one. The Screwfly Solution is looking increasingly plausible.
I blame Cosmo that JK didn't know what sea lioning is.
Why do I get the feeling you live in a college town?

Pillbug Toenibbler |

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:Why do I get the feeling you live in a college town?John Kretzer wrote:Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:I blame Cosmo for wanting to launch a fist rocket at a passive-aggressive sea lioning douchebag on the Intertoobz.I Blame Cosmo as this made no sense to me.I blame Cosmo that I found another one. The Screwfly Solution is looking increasingly plausible.
I blame Cosmo that JK didn't know what sea lioning is.
Not really. I mean, yes, there are many "colleges" in the area, but the real two are the old community college and the very new FGCU. Even so, the vibe is still very much conservative Southern retirement area + tourist (beaches, mild winter weather) area that is metastasizing into suburban sprawl.
I'm a fairly odd duck for the region. Also, no actual sea lions or other pinnipeds are native to the area.