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Mythic Rysky wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Feros wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
It's wabbit season.
Duck season!
Rysky season!
Come at me bro!

I blame Cosmo for this potentially violent escalation.


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Mythic Rysky wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Feros wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
It's wabbit season.
Duck season!
Rysky season!
Come at me bro!

{pauses dramatically} I am no b-

{struggles to remove human-shaped helmet wedged onto football-shaped head} I am-

{wrestles with Cos-damned helmet} I am no-

{muffled:} What a revolting development. {rummages in pockets for can opener to cut open stuck helmet}

MYTHIC FEROS wrote:
I blame Cosmo for this potentially violent escalation.

I blame Cosmo for being mythically ninja'd.


Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Mythic Rysky wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Feros wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
It's wabbit season.
Duck season!
Rysky season!
Come at me bro!

{pauses dramatically} I am no b-

{struggles to remove human-shaped helmet wedged onto football-shaped head} I am-

{wrestles with Cos-damned helmet} I am no-

{muffled:} What a revolting development. {rummages in pockets for can opener to cut open stuck helmet}

MYTHIC FEROS wrote:
I blame Cosmo for this potentially violent escalation.
I blame Cosmo for being mythically ninja'd.

Ladies! Ladies there is no reason to fight...lets just call it John Kretzer season and be done with it...

(Yeah I know it feels like John Kretzer Season last the entire year but there is actually a hour somewhere in June where it is not)

Silver Crusade

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John Kretzer wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Mythic Rysky wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Feros wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
It's wabbit season.
Duck season!
Rysky season!
Come at me bro!

{pauses dramatically} I am no b-

{struggles to remove human-shaped helmet wedged onto football-shaped head} I am-

{wrestles with Cos-damned helmet} I am no-

{muffled:} What a revolting development. {rummages in pockets for can opener to cut open stuck helmet}

MYTHIC FEROS wrote:
I blame Cosmo for this potentially violent escalation.
I blame Cosmo for being mythically ninja'd.

Ladies! Ladies there is no reason to fight...lets just call it John Kretzer season and be done with it...

(Yeah I know it feels like John Kretzer Season last the entire year but there is actually a hour somewhere in June where it is not)

Okies :3

*STAB*


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I blame Cosmo for my having to go to work for some lame team building morale boosting 1/2 day meeting tomorrow even though the plant isn't scheduled to restart until Monday, and my shift isn't scheduled back to work until Friday next week.


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Mythic Rysky wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Feros wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
It's wabbit season.
Duck season!
Rysky season!
Come at me bro!

My body is ready.


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I blame Cosmo that you haven't made a "TOZroy Jenkins" alias yet.

"Leeroy TOZkins"?

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MYTHIC TOZ wrote:
Mythic Rysky wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Feros wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
It's wabbit season.
Duck season!
Rysky season!
Come at me bro!
My body is ready.

Meh, you're far too expensive for me. Someone go fetch MP so that I may snuggle.

Shadow Lodge

Acolyte of Urizen wrote:

I blame Cosmo that you haven't made a "TOZroy Jenkins" alias yet.

"Leeroy TOZkins"?

...hmm.


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I caught one Hell of a Flu, I blame Cosmo.


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I blame Cosmo for Brussels having so much to say in european countries' affairs.


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I Blame Cosmo for the snow Northern NJ just got today.


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*slips surreptitiously out of Cosmo's shadow*
>.>
<.<
I Blame Cosmo that I haven't been able to be on this thread for awhile now out of fear of being snuggled by Rysky!

>:(

*bolts from thread so fast a pugwampi shaped cloud is all that is left behind*


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Wait, that is dog, Poog kill dogs!

If Poog not gain up on dogwampi, Cosmo is to blame!

*rushes off with his flaming dogslicer*


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I blame Cosmo for the way people drive in the snow.


Mythic JMD031 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the way people drive in the snow.

I have to agree with this one....


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John Kretzer wrote:
Mythic JMD031 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the way people drive in the snow.
I have to agree with this one....

I live in Florida. I blame Cosmo for the way people drive when it's not snowing. {ties a black-socked besandled snowbird to front of car, dons Lord Humongous mask, and prepares for commute}

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Master Pugwampi wrote:

*slips surreptitiously out of Cosmo's shadow*

>.>
<.<
I Blame Cosmo that I haven't been able to be on this thread for awhile now out of fear of being snuggled by Rysky!

>:(

*bolts from thread so fast a pugwampi shaped cloud is all that is left behind*

*snaps fingers*

Missed him by that much.


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I blame Cosmo, on Rysky's behalf, that there aren't any Master Pugwampi body-pilows.

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Alex G St-Amand wrote:

I blame Cosmo, on Rysky's behalf, that there aren't any Master Pugwampi body-pilows.

... I'd buy one.


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Rysky wrote:
Alex G St-Amand wrote:

I blame Cosmo, on Rysky's behalf, that there aren't any Master Pugwampi body-pilows.

... I'd buy one.

Only one? I thought you would need extras...figuring you are a rough.... ahem hugger...

I Blame Cosmo for going there in the above statement.

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John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Alex G St-Amand wrote:

I blame Cosmo, on Rysky's behalf, that there aren't any Master Pugwampi body-pilows.

... I'd buy one.

Only one? I thought you would need extras...figuring you are a rough.... ahem hugger...

I Blame Cosmo for going there in the above statement.

Valid point nontheless!


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Alex G St-Amand wrote:

I blame Cosmo, on Rysky's behalf, that there aren't any Master Pugwampi body-pilows.

... I'd buy one.

Only one? I thought you would need extras...figuring you are a rough.... ahem hugger...

I Blame Cosmo for going there in the above statement.

Valid point nontheless!

*shudder* (with what exactly I'll leave it up to your imagination)

Anyway I Blame Cosmo for it really being cold this week in Northern NJ....I mean I know it is winter and all.


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I Blame Cosmo it was in the 30s with wind chill, in Florida.


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I blame Cosmo that others still doubt in Cosmo.


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I blame Cosmo for my obsessive need to keep voting in RPG Superstar even though I have no more tags to get.


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I Blame Cosmo for the fact that two my players from my Sat group game are moving away.


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Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my obsessive need to keep voting in RPG Superstar even though I have no more tags to get.

I blame Cosmo that Feros doesn't know about the double-sekrit probation voter tag he can unlock after Champion.


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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my obsessive need to keep voting in RPG Superstar even though I have no more tags to get.
I blame Cosmo that Feros doesn't know about the double-sekrit probation voter tag he can unlock after Champion.

I blame Cosmo that Hunt hasn't figured out that pugwampis are about tricks and mayhem, not psychological warfare.

No, I really mean it, I blame him. He is responsible for our training and Hunt is an utter disappointment. Now get in there and place a rabid rat in somebody's lunch box! >:(

The Exchange

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I blame Cosmo for NorthKoreaInsultGenerator not updating with the current regime insults.

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my obsessive need to keep voting in RPG Superstar even though I have no more tags to get.
I blame Cosmo that Feros doesn't know about the double-sekrit probation voter tag he can unlock after Champion.

I blame Cosmo that Hunt hasn't figured out that pugwampis are about tricks and mayhem, not psychological warfare.

No, I really mean it, I blame him. He is responsible for our training and Hunt is an utter disappointment. Now get in there and place a rabid rat in somebody's lunch box! >:(

(ФwФ)

*flying glomp tackle from across the room*

MINE!


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I blame Cosmo for suddenly getting the worst cold I've had in years right after getting over minor colds which depleted my medicines so I've virtually no relief.

Dark Archive

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I was very excited to buy Mummy's Mask at my local gaming store, because there was this awesome write up of the Egyptian gods, including stats for Set.

The game shop had five of the six AP volumes. Guess which one they were out of? COSMO!!!


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Set wrote:

I was very excited to buy Mummy's Mask at my local gaming store, because there was this awesome write up of the Egyptian gods, including stats for Set.

The game shop had five of the six AP volumes. Guess which one they were out of? COSMO!!!

They were out of the volume that a very large group of people wanted to pick up?

I blame Cosmo for Set's naiveté.


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Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my obsessive need to keep voting in RPG Superstar even though I have no more tags to get.
I blame Cosmo that Feros doesn't know about the double-sekrit probation voter tag he can unlock after Champion.

I blame Cosmo that Hunt hasn't figured out that pugwampis are about tricks and mayhem, not psychological warfare.

No, I really mean it, I blame him. He is responsible for our training and Hunt is an utter disappointment. Now get in there and place a rabid rat in somebody's lunch box! >:(

(ФwФ)

*flying glomp tackle from across the room*

MINE!

MMPH! Ar blrm cmoh br alrrowng dss mo kntnue!

Translation: *Ahem* I blame Cosmo for allowing this to continue!


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I mistook the date of today with tomorrow, regarding a job interview.
It's tomorrow.

I blame Cosmo.


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Chyrone wrote:

I mistook the date of today with tomorrow, regarding a job interview.

It's tomorrow.

I blame Cosmo.

Well I hope you acted like you were really excited about the job and came a day early.

If not I Blame Cosmo.

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my obsessive need to keep voting in RPG Superstar even though I have no more tags to get.
I blame Cosmo that Feros doesn't know about the double-sekrit probation voter tag he can unlock after Champion.

I blame Cosmo that Hunt hasn't figured out that pugwampis are about tricks and mayhem, not psychological warfare.

No, I really mean it, I blame him. He is responsible for our training and Hunt is an utter disappointment. Now get in there and place a rabid rat in somebody's lunch box! >:(

(ФwФ)

*flying glomp tackle from across the room*

MINE!

MMPH! Ar blrm cmoh br alrrowng dss mo kntnue!

Translation: *Ahem* I blame Cosmo for allowing this to continue!

I blame Cosmo you're so adorable.

*pats head*


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@John Kretzer
I hadn't gone there. I checked the email 2 hours prior to my set time of heading there.

If i get delayed tomorrow by traffic, i blame Cosmo.


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Feros wrote:
Set wrote:

I was very excited to buy Mummy's Mask at my local gaming store, because there was this awesome write up of the Egyptian gods, including stats for Set.

The game shop had five of the six AP volumes. Guess which one they were out of? COSMO!!!

They were out of the volume that a very large group of people wanted to pick up?

I blame Cosmo for Set's naiveté.

?_?

I blame Cosmo that Paizo doesn't order more issues of these 'special books'.

Dark Archive

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Set blames Cosmo for Loki being the cool trendy god of evil.

Loki? Really? Dude turned into a mare, got knocked up by a stallion and gave birth to a freaky eight-legged horse (proving that he can't even do *that* right, it's a horse, not a spider!).

Still waiting for the adult version of the story where Loki shortens Thor's 'hammer.' And by 'hammer,' I mean exactly what Captain Hammer meant.

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Set wrote:

Set blames Cosmo for Loki being the cool trendy god of evil.

Loki? Really? Dude turned into a mare, got knocked up by a stallion and gave birth to a freaky eight-legged horse (proving that he can't even do *that* right, it's a horse, not a spider!).

Still waiting for the adult version of the story where Loki shortens Thor's 'hammer.' And by 'hammer,' I mean exactly what Captain Hammer meant.

Did Loki's wife cheat on him so she could have kids? Nooooo....


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Myself wrote:
If i get delayed tomorrow by traffic, i blame Cosmo.

On the way there, the navigation sent me the wrong way, i blame Cosmo for the navigations outdated routes.

On the way back, something of unknown origins slowed down traffic alot, i suspect Cosmo's got a long range remote to play with traffic lights.


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I blame Cosmo for wanting to launch a fist rocket at a passive-aggressive sea lioning douchebag on the Intertoobz.


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
I blame Cosmo for wanting to launch a fist rocket at a passive-aggressive sea lioning douchebag on the Intertoobz.

I Blame Cosmo as this made no sense to me.


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John Kretzer wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
I blame Cosmo for wanting to launch a fist rocket at a passive-aggressive sea lioning douchebag on the Intertoobz.
I Blame Cosmo as this made no sense to me.

I blame Cosmo that I found another one. The Screwfly Solution is looking increasingly plausible.

I blame Cosmo that JK didn't know what sea lioning is.


Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
I blame Cosmo for wanting to launch a fist rocket at a passive-aggressive sea lioning douchebag on the Intertoobz.
I Blame Cosmo as this made no sense to me.

I blame Cosmo that I found another one. The Screwfly Solution is looking increasingly plausible.

I blame Cosmo that JK didn't know what sea lioning is.

Why do I get the feeling you live in a college town?


Tels wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
I blame Cosmo for wanting to launch a fist rocket at a passive-aggressive sea lioning douchebag on the Intertoobz.
I Blame Cosmo as this made no sense to me.

I blame Cosmo that I found another one. The Screwfly Solution is looking increasingly plausible.

I blame Cosmo that JK didn't know what sea lioning is.

Why do I get the feeling you live in a college town?

Not really. I mean, yes, there are many "colleges" in the area, but the real two are the old community college and the very new FGCU. Even so, the vibe is still very much conservative Southern retirement area + tourist (beaches, mild winter weather) area that is metastasizing into suburban sprawl.

I'm a fairly odd duck for the region. Also, no actual sea lions or other pinnipeds are native to the area.


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I blame Cosmo that I am at work...


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I Blame Cosmo for getting yet another cold this winter.

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