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I sort of blame Cosmo for Hunt feeling paranoid of being scried upon.

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

{steps into small private room, closes door} Please forgive me, Your Most Maleficentness; it's been over a week since my last Blaming.

{double-checks for the presence of scrying devices, whispers:} I blame the mall's Build-A-Succubus Workshop for not letting me make a plush RyskyBear to snuggle on these cold dark scary winter nights.

Yeah, some stupid crap about copyright and all that.


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I blame Cosmo for compelling me to scry on strangers.


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It is about time you guys showed up I have been carrying this thread all by myself since yesterday.

I Blame Cosmo for everybody's but me life being sooo good they did not need to Blame Cosmo for anything.


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*nose in the air*

I Blame Cosmo for Kretzer thinking that he somehow was "carrying this thread" while we were all at that party...that he wasn't invited to! :p

I Blame Cosmo for the hangover and flesh wounds I received at afore said party.

I THANK Cosmo for the compromising pics I got of Rysky and an omox demon! >:D

*chortling, leaves thread to get blackmail pics notarized*

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Master Pugwampi wrote:

*nose in the air*

I Blame Cosmo for Kretzer thinking that he somehow was "carrying this thread" while we were all at that party...that he wasn't invited to! :p

I Blame Cosmo for the hangover and flesh wounds I received at afore said party.

I THANK Cosmo for the compromising pics I got of Rysky and an omox demon! >:D

*chortling, leaves thread to get blackmail pics notarized*

Which one, Francis or Sherbet?


Both?


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*tears up useless pictures*

I Blame Cosmo for the debased shame that all succubae seem to lack! >:(

*kicks crumpled up pics into Hunt's mouth*

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Hey!... I wanted a copy...

*pouts*

...

*shrugs*

*goes back to snuggling with MP to cheer up*


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I blame Cosmo for someone on a Pathfinder RPG Facebook Group asking advice on which in which AP it would be best to run a party in which everyone plays a Pony...

Honestly Cosmo, at this point, I wish you would be banished into a realm in which everyone loves and adores you and seeks to fulfill your every desire.


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I blame cosmo for being undead.

I blame cosmo for the fact that the undead do not eat, or sleep.

I blame cosmo for not having remembered to take the desires and fatigue away...

The perpetual hunger and maddening deprivation of sleep have driven me insane. I blame Cosmo for not allowing me to slake my hunger and thirst, and then curl up and nap in the empty shell of the corpse that I have eaten the viscera out of...

The simple pleasures of life have been denied to the dead... it is not fair, cosmo, why have you forsaken me?

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Tels wrote:
I wish you would be banished into a realm in which everyone loves and adores you and seeks to fulfill your every desire.

What makes you think this isn't already the case?


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Master Pugwampi wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for Kretzer thinking that he somehow was "carrying this thread" while we were all at that party...that he wasn't invited to! :p

I Blame Cosmo for everyone having a party without me...again.

*Walks away slowly from the thread with the theme from Thu Hulk TV show playing*


Cosmo wrote:
Tels wrote:
I wish you would be banished into a realm in which everyone loves and adores you and seeks to fulfill your every desire.
What makes you think this isn't already the case?

Because in such a world, no matter what evil shenanigans you get up to, everyone fervently enjoys them. So there are no tears of suffering for you to butter your toast with.


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John Kretzer wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for Kretzer thinking that he somehow was "carrying this thread" while we were all at that party...that he wasn't invited to! :p

I Blame Cosmo for everyone having a party without me...again.

*Walks away slowly from the thread with the theme from Thu Hulk TV show playing*

I Blame Cosmo for John not linking this into his last post:Walking Away Theme.


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I blame Cosmo for needing to go into the er for bronchitis several weeks ago.

Then being told to get a follow up for "other" problems.

Causing me to have major stress, breathing issues, and chest pains.

And having my chest x-rayed, not a tumor.

And an ekg, nope heart looks fine, but need to to a specialist, just incase.

And blood work (all doctors are vampires), nope fine there.

Conclusion, possible high level stress causing anxiety/panic? attacks.

So, the hardware is just fine.

But the software sucks.

Shiny...

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*pats mommy on the head*


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Game Master Scotty wrote:

I blame Cosmo for needing to go into the er for bronchitis several weeks ago.

Then being told to get a follow up for "other" problems.

Causing me to have major stress, breathing issues, and chest pains.

And having my chest x-rayed, not a tumor.

And an ekg, nope heart looks fine, but need to to a specialist, just incase.

And blood work (all doctors are vampires), nope fine there.

Conclusion, possible high level stress causing anxiety/panic? attacks.

So, the hardware is just fine.

But the software sucks.

Shiny...

I blame Cosmo for Game Master Scotty not including the above link.


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Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for Kretzer thinking that he somehow was "carrying this thread" while we were all at that party...that he wasn't invited to! :p

I Blame Cosmo for everyone having a party without me...again.

*Walks away slowly from the thread with the theme from Thu Hulk TV show playing*

I Blame Cosmo for John not linking this into his last post:Walking Away Theme.

I Blame Cosmo for my weak link-fu.


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I blame Cosmo that I now have a permanent patch of ice on the drivers side part of my car's floor. It seems due to the length of my trips and how cold it is outside the snow on my boots can melt just enough to flow off, but then it keeps refreezing into an ever greater sheet of ice as times goes on. My foot that doesn't operate anything keeps wanting to slip around, and frankly it's very annoying. I'm resigned to it being there until spring at this point. While I can appreciate the effort and drive Cosmo has to keep delivering small irritations like this to me I must ask, "Why Cosmo, why must you torment me so?"

Death_Keeper wrote:
I blame cosmo for being undead.

Fun fact: Cosmo invented undeath as a means to circumvent the only way people could prevent experiencing the anguish he gives to everybody for all eternity. That's why the undead are always so grumpy at everything instead of being happy they are immortal.


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I saw a cheap bag of 'small peppers' at the greengrocers, which I bought, assuming 'small peppers' meant 'small bell peppers'. Took them home, unpacked them, then thought 'Aha! One of these would make a perfect healthy snack for me!', so I picked one up and bit it in half.

I expect you can guess what sort of peppers they actually were.


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Master Pugwampi wrote:

*tears up useless pictures*

I Blame Cosmo for the debased shame that all succubae seem to lack! >:(

*kicks crumpled up pics into Hunt's mouth*

{mumbles through full mouth} I blame Cosmo that these pics taste awful and that the portion is so small.


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Drock11 wrote:

I blame Cosmo that I now have a permanent patch of ice on the drivers side part of my car's floor. It seems due to the length of my trips and how cold it is outside the snow on my boots can melt just enough to flow off, but then it keeps refreezing into an ever greater sheet of ice as times goes on. My foot that doesn't operate anything keeps wanting to slip around, and frankly it's very annoying. I'm resigned to it being there until spring at this point. While I can appreciate the effort and drive Cosmo has to keep delivering small irritations like this to me I must ask, "Why Cosmo, why must you torment me so?"

Death_Keeper wrote:
I blame cosmo for being undead.
Fun fact: Cosmo invented undeath as a means to circumvent the only way people could prevent experiencing the anguish he gives to everybody for all eternity. That's why the undead are always so grumpy at everything instead of being happy they are immortal.

Cuuuuuuuurse you!

I blame Cosmo for my inability to escape him.


Death_Keeper wrote:
Drock11 wrote:
Death_Keeper wrote:
I blame cosmo for being undead.
Fun fact: Cosmo invented undeath as a means to circumvent the only way people could prevent experiencing the anguish he gives to everybody for all eternity. That's why the undead are always so grumpy at everything instead of being happy they are immortal.

Cuuuuuuuurse you!

I blame Cosmo for my inability to escape him.

Death is a pyramid scheme fantastic money-making opportunity for enterprising go-getters such as yourself. {casts Bigby's obnoxious foot of door-hold-open-ing} Do you have a few moments for me to tell you about the great value of CosWay products?


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I blame Cosmo for the grand surprise round rolls the diceroller gave me.

A CR 3.5 encounter vs apl of 1.

For deeper clarification, i blame Cosmo for not opposing Craig Shackleton's design of the encounter. It's a potential deathtrap.
How's this possible for 4 lvl 1 even?

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:

*tears up useless pictures*

I Blame Cosmo for the debased shame that all succubae seem to lack! >:(

*kicks crumpled up pics into Hunt's mouth*

{mumbles through full mouth} I blame Cosmo that these pics taste awful and that the portion is so small.

Aww poor dear, is MP starving you?

I blame Cosmo that I will be truly evil and call the Pugwampi Union on Master Pugwampi's cute behind if he doesn't shape up.


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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:

*tears up useless pictures*

I Blame Cosmo for the debased shame that all succubae seem to lack! >:(

*kicks crumpled up pics into Hunt's mouth*

{mumbles through full mouth} I blame Cosmo that these pics taste awful and that the portion is so small.

Yeah sorry about the taste.

I Blame Cosmo that I had to use Omox ichor to create prints that would come out just right.


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Tels wrote:
Game Master Scotty wrote:

I blame Cosmo for needing to go into the er for bronchitis several weeks ago.

Then being told to get a follow up for "other" problems.

Causing me to have major stress, breathing issues, and chest pains.

And having my chest x-rayed, not a tumor.

And an ekg, nope heart looks fine, but need to to a specialist, just incase.

And blood work (all doctors are vampires), nope fine there.

Conclusion, possible high level stress causing anxiety/panic? attacks.

So, the hardware is just fine.

But the software sucks.

Shiny...

I blame Cosmo for Game Master Scotty not including the above link.

I blame Cosmo for Tels linking something I clearly should have done.


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Rysky wrote:

Hey!... I wanted a copy...

*pouts*

...

*shrugs*

*goes back to snuggling with MP to cheer up*

Maybe someone can cast Make Whole

Death_Keeper wrote:

I blame cosmo for being undead.

I blame cosmo for the fact that the undead do not eat, or sleep.

But those are the best parts...

I blame Cosmo that I'm not dead yet, so I can't turn into a ghost and haunt people.

Dark Archive

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I'm not sure how it's Cosmo's fault that the Gobi Kaiju I had for lunch contained no actual Kaiju, but it is.


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Myself wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the grand surprise round rolls the diceroller gave me.

A CR 3.5 encounter vs apl of 1.

For deeper clarification, i blame Cosmo for not opposing Craig Shackleton's design of the encounter. It's a potential deathtrap.
How's this possible for 4 lvl 1 even?

It's possible so far, i blame Cosmo for the alchemist class being PFS legal.

Also blaming Cosmo the surprise hits were the only 2 proper hits i got in.

Grand Lodge

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I blame Cosmo for Chyro not realizing that Craig Shackleton only writes pushover encounters.
Seriously, the guy's a marshmallow.
He has been that way ever since I killed his character Zeffin the dwarf in 1980.
Which was inspired by Cosmo.


First time running one of his scenario's, plus plenty of timespan between original classes and current today.


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I Blame Cosmo for the closed roads and traffic around my work today making me frustrated enough just to say 'F!@# it' and call out today.


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I didn't get my Reaper Bones package that was due to arrive today, and I blame Cosmo for it. It was even listed as out for delivery earlier today. This is the first time in my life, from any carrier, I've ever had a package listed as late due to a weather situation, and while it's not good outside I've had much worse weather than I have now in my life and packages have always made it.

I know you or one of your minions are playing with them right now Cosmo.


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Drock11 wrote:

I didn't get my Reaper Bones package that was due to arrive today, and I blame Cosmo for it. It was even listed as out for delivery earlier today. This is the first time in my life, from any carrier, I've ever had a package listed as late due to a weather situation, and while it's not good outside I've had much worse weather than I have now in my life and packages have always made it.

I know you or one of your minions are playing with them right now Cosmo.

*bounces one of Drock11's monster Bones creatures along as if with a slight stagger*

Grrr. Arrgh.

*looks up and notices everybody*

Ummmmm...I Blame Cosmo that I currently can't think of anything to say!

*grabs Drock11's Reaper Bones package and runs out of thread for the border and then FREEDOM!*


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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Drock11 wrote:

I didn't get my Reaper Bones package that was due to arrive today, and I blame Cosmo for it. It was even listed as out for delivery earlier today. This is the first time in my life, from any carrier, I've ever had a package listed as late due to a weather situation, and while it's not good outside I've had much worse weather than I have now in my life and packages have always made it.

I know you or one of your minions are playing with them right now Cosmo.

*bounces one of Drock11's monster Bones creatures along as if with a slight stagger*

Grrr. Arrgh.

*looks up and notices everybody*

Ummmmm...I Blame Cosmo that I currently can't think of anything to say!

*grabs Drock11's Reaper Bones package and runs out of thread for the border and then FREEDOM!*

I blame Cosmo that MP running off like Richard Kimble will only spur Rysky to doggedly capturehug him as Marshall Gerard would.


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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:

*tears up useless pictures*

I Blame Cosmo for the debased shame that all succubae seem to lack! >:(

*kicks crumpled up pics into Hunt's mouth*

{mumbles through full mouth} I blame Cosmo that these pics taste awful and that the portion is so small.

Yeah sorry about the taste.

I Blame Cosmo that I had to use Omox ichor to create prints that would come out just right.

I blame Cosmo that omox ichor just tastes like plain ol' marmite.


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Going to Blame Cosmo that I have to start on anti-anxiety medication.

Not really, but I am absolutely blaming him for the name of this stuff being unpronounceable without tentacles.

Seriously, it looks like it would fit in as speech at Innsmouth.

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Drock11 wrote:

I didn't get my Reaper Bones package that was due to arrive today, and I blame Cosmo for it. It was even listed as out for delivery earlier today. This is the first time in my life, from any carrier, I've ever had a package listed as late due to a weather situation, and while it's not good outside I've had much worse weather than I have now in my life and packages have always made it.

I know you or one of your minions are playing with them right now Cosmo.

*bounces one of Drock11's monster Bones creatures along as if with a slight stagger*

Grrr. Arrgh.

*looks up and notices everybody*

Ummmmm...I Blame Cosmo that I currently can't think of anything to say!

*grabs Drock11's Reaper Bones package and runs out of thread for the border and then FREEDOM!*

I blame Cosmo that MP running off like Richard Kimble will only spur Rysky to doggedly capturehug him as Marshall Gerard would.

Like so!

*HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGG*


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I blame Cosmo that the professional all weather delivery guys of Alaska haven't trained people elsewhere on how to deliver packages.

Maybe if travel to and from Alaska wasn't so expensive, this wouldn't be an issue. This is also Cosmo's fault.


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I also blame Cosmo for the constant 'refresh' that I keep hitting on my tracking number for my own Reaper minis (due to be delivered tomorrow).

Watching my delivery being scanned on delivery and departure is like a weird sort of miniforeplay and I'm with every update on the tracker, I get closer and closer to a nerdgasm.

I've been riding the edge since last Wednesday and I'm fairly certain I'm going to explode with delight once my package arrives.

In the meantime, I blame Cosmo for the jitters my body goes through while my senses prepare to be overloaded.


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Tels wrote:

I also blame Cosmo for the constant 'refresh' that I keep hitting on my tracking number for my own Reaper minis (due to be delivered tomorrow).

Watching my delivery being scanned on delivery and departure is like a weird sort of miniforeplay and I'm with every update on the tracker, I get closer and closer to a nerdgasm.

I've been riding the edge since last Wednesday and I'm fairly certain I'm going to explode with delight once my package arrives.

In the meantime, I blame Cosmo for the jitters my body goes through while my senses prepare to be overloaded.

I Blame Cosmo for Tels drawing a parallel between sex and package tracking.

And I totally get it...

Blaming Cosmo for that as well...

eww..


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I blame Cosmo that I haven't checked this thread in over 3 days.


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I blame Cosmo for now getting that dreaded 1-hit KO in on the paladin.

He's now surely to develop a phobia for every weapon starting with 'great-' , as i 1-hit KO'ed him with Ledford's 'Great'axe in the previous scenario.


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I blame Cosmo for for having light trigger finger in two of my fingers for the last week. Considering it can take weeks to go away on it's own with rest, I'm kind of worried about how long it will take if I keep abusing them. Of course even if I somehow could afford it, which I can't, I can just imagine the looks on my employer's faces if I walk in ask for a few weeks off.

On the bright side I did get my Bones. Everything seems to be here. I think out of principle Cosmo must have ended up with something of mine as a trophy before he had his people expertly repackage everything so it looked like nothing was tampered with. Maybe he's using one of my bases as a coaster. Now it's off cement up some demons. I've had a package of superglue stored up for months just for this day.


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Fricka... fracka *grumble grumble*

Blasted UPS delivered my package to someone else in my neighborhood and I haven't the foggiest whom it is that received it!

I've been sitting at home all day waiting for my package and this is what you do to me Cosmo!

Jerk...


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I Blame Cosmo for having to go play a D&D Next game tonight...sigh...

Well I guess it could be worse.


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John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for having to go play a D&D Next game tonight...sigh...

Well I guess it could be worse.

Could be 4E...

Or F.A.T.A.L.


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Or the very version 0....the actual alpha & beta of the game itself.

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