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I Blame Cosmo for probably the lack of any romance this Valentine's Day.:(

I will confirm this later....don't want to unjustly blame him after all.


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I blame Cosmo for the mixed feeling of bad & victory, after a PFS 1st steps TPW. Now i'm still due hacking up another 2 birds before 3 wake up from Color spray.


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I blame him for the horrors of this thread.


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John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for probably the lack of any romance this Valentine's Day.:(

I will confirm this later....don't want to unjustly blame him after all.

Cosmo is never unjustly blamed for anything. Even good things are Cosmo's fault, because he wants to make us happy before ripping the happiness away to make our suffering all the more intense.

I blame Cosmo for John's lack of enlightenment.


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I blame Cosmo for JK's inability to understand how blaming Cosmo works.


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Mythic JMD031 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for JK's inability to understand how blaming Cosmo works.

I blame Cosmo for JM blaming Cosmo for something I already blamed Cosmo for.


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*peaks into thread*

*checks to see the coast is clear*

I Blame Cosmo for no gremlins in this years RPG Superstar monster round! Nar-Voth is a great place for pranks and the destruction of those lousy mites! What is wrong with you designers?!? Are you cowards or...

*thinks he hears the sounds of an approaching succubus*

...oops, sorry, can't hang about!

*fades out of the thread using a new trick he just picked up*


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Kajehase wrote:
Also, I blame Cosmo for the current dollar exchange rate being high enough that buying stuff from Paizo is about 20% more expensive than a year ago.

That I agree with... I blame Cosmo for the same thing.

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Master Pugwampi wrote:

*peaks into thread*

*checks to see the coast is clear*

I Blame Cosmo for no gremlins in this years RPG Superstar monster round! Nar-Voth is a great place for pranks and the destruction of those lousy mites! What is wrong with you designers?!? Are you cowards or...

*thinks he hears the sounds of an approaching succubus*

...oops, sorry, can't hang about!

*fades out of the thread using a new trick he just picked up*

*sniffs air*

Anybody else smell some adorableness? No? Just me?


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Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:

*peaks into thread*

*checks to see the coast is clear*

I Blame Cosmo for no gremlins in this years RPG Superstar monster round! Nar-Voth is a great place for pranks and the destruction of those lousy mites! What is wrong with you designers?!? Are you cowards or...

*thinks he hears the sounds of an approaching succubus*

...oops, sorry, can't hang about!

*fades out of the thread using a new trick he just picked up*

*sniffs air*

Anybody else smell some adorableness? No? Just me?

There is a hint of 'cuddlyness' in the air...


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Tels wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:

*peaks into thread*

*checks to see the coast is clear*

I Blame Cosmo for no gremlins in this years RPG Superstar monster round! Nar-Voth is a great place for pranks and the destruction of those lousy mites! What is wrong with you designers?!? Are you cowards or...

*thinks he hears the sounds of an approaching succubus*

...oops, sorry, can't hang about!

*fades out of the thread using a new trick he just picked up*

*sniffs air*

Anybody else smell some adorableness? No? Just me?

There is a hint of 'cuddlyness' in the air...

Sorry about that. Cosmo inspired me to eat chili.


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Tels wrote:
Mythic JMD031 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for JK's inability to understand how blaming Cosmo works.
I blame Cosmo for JM blaming Cosmo for something I already blamed Cosmo for.

I blame Cosmo for Tels not understanding how blaming Cosmo works.

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Bubba Graul wrote:
Tels wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:

*peaks into thread*

*checks to see the coast is clear*

I Blame Cosmo for no gremlins in this years RPG Superstar monster round! Nar-Voth is a great place for pranks and the destruction of those lousy mites! What is wrong with you designers?!? Are you cowards or...

*thinks he hears the sounds of an approaching succubus*

...oops, sorry, can't hang about!

*fades out of the thread using a new trick he just picked up*

*sniffs air*

Anybody else smell some adorableness? No? Just me?

There is a hint of 'cuddlyness' in the air...
Sorry about that. Cosmo inspired me to eat chili.

*sigh*

Someone go get me Hunt, I need to practice my lobbing skills.


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Rysky wrote:
Someone go get me Hunt, I need to practice my lobbing skills.

{continues to cower under ottoman, whispers:} I blame Cosmo that I'm not as cuddly as Master Pugwampi.

I also blame Cosmo that toothpaste and Altoids are not enough to get the taste of plastic explosive residue out of my mouth.

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Someone go get me Hunt, I need to practice my lobbing skills.

{continues to cower under ottoman, whispers:} I blame Cosmo that I'm not as cuddly as Master Pugwampi.

I also blame Cosmo that toothpaste and Altoids are not enough to get the taste of plastic explosive residue out of my mouth.

Oh but you are you delectable little pug, but alas, I had to make a choice. And MP was first so boom you went... Have you tried whiskey?


Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Someone go get me Hunt, I need to practice my lobbing skills.

{continues to cower under ottoman, whispers:} I blame Cosmo that I'm not as cuddly as Master Pugwampi.

I also blame Cosmo that toothpaste and Altoids are not enough to get the taste of plastic explosive residue out of my mouth.

Oh but you are you delectable little pug, but alas, I had to make a choice. And MP was first so boom you went... Have you tried whiskey?

AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I'm found! {panics}


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I Blame Cosmo for Tels and Mythic JMD031 trying to school me on how to Blame Cosmo.


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{notices JMD031} I blame Cosmo that JK failed to include several puns in his blaming of Cosmo.

Liberty's Edge

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I blame cosmo for allowing me to assassinate rysky and use trap the soul on him.

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snickersimba wrote:
I blame cosmo for allowing me to assassinate rysky and use trap the soul on him.

Ha!

Need a soul for that to work.

I blame Cosmo for Snickers thinking I have that restraining bolt.

*begins priming Hunt for pest control*


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I blame Cosmo for Rysky not being name punned in any sort of way.

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Chyrone wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Rysky not being name punned in any sort of way.

Christopher's got you covered.


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I haven't read the thread that far back, maybe too Rysky for my eyes to fathom.

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Chyrone wrote:
I haven't read the thread that far back, maybe too Rysky for my eyes to fathom.

*pinches nose*

JMD031, do you still have that counter going?


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So I was getting a filling, and as the dentist was a-drilling, my tooth fractured and I had to have it surgically extracted, instead.

Clearly, Cosmo's fault.

Also: ow.

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Rysky wrote:
Chyrone wrote:
I haven't read the thread that far back, maybe too Rysky for my eyes to fathom.

*pinches nose*

JMD031, do you still have that counter going?

I blame Cosmo that Rysky can't handle a little punishment.

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Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Chyrone wrote:
I haven't read the thread that far back, maybe too Rysky for my eyes to fathom.

*pinches nose*

JMD031, do you still have that counter going?

I blame Cosmo that Rysky can't handle a little punishment.

A POX ON ALL YOUR HOUSES!


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Rysky wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Chyrone wrote:
I haven't read the thread that far back, maybe too Rysky for my eyes to fathom.

*pinches nose*

JMD031, do you still have that counter going?

I blame Cosmo that Rysky can't handle a little punishment.
A POX ON ALL YOUR HOUSES!

Now you feel my pain. No, I gave up on that counter a long time ago due to the amount of puns that were posted everyday...but the thread persists.

I blame Cosmo for the existence of puns. If I have already blamed Cosmo for this, then I blame Cosmo for anyone who points this out. I also blame Cosmo for anyone in the future who makes a pun in relation to this post.

I also also blame Cosmo for JK not appreciating his education in the ways of blaming Cosmo.

I also also also blame Cosmo for the amount of times I've used the word Cosmo in this post. Seven is the number.

Liberty's Edge

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I blame cosmo for me being a complete pushover and my guilt making me come back to this thread to apologize to rysky for all threats and insults, I am sorry. Have a cookie on me.

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snickersimba wrote:
I blame cosmo for me being a complete pushover and my guilt making me come back to this thread to apologize to rysky for all threats and insults, I am sorry. Have a cookie on me.

*noms*

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Mythic JMD031 wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Chyrone wrote:
I haven't read the thread that far back, maybe too Rysky for my eyes to fathom.

*pinches nose*

JMD031, do you still have that counter going?

I blame Cosmo that Rysky can't handle a little punishment.
A POX ON ALL YOUR HOUSES!

Now you feel my pain. No, I gave up on that counter a long time ago due to the amount of puns that were posted everyday...but the thread persists.

I blame Cosmo for the existence of puns. If I have already blamed Cosmo for this, then I blame Cosmo for anyone who points this out. I also blame Cosmo for anyone in the future who makes a pun in relation to this post.

I also also blame Cosmo for JK not appreciating his education in the ways of blaming Cosmo.

I also also also blame Cosmo for the amount of times I've used the word Cosmo in this post. Seven is the number.

Of the Cosmo?


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Rysky wrote:
A POX ON ALL YOUR HOUSES!

Needs more Fox, Socks, Box, Knox, and Tweetle Beetles battles. I blame Cosmo.


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Mythic JMD031 wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Chyrone wrote:
I haven't read the thread that far back, maybe too Rysky for my eyes to fathom.

*pinches nose*

JMD031, do you still have that counter going?

I blame Cosmo (1) that Rysky can't handle a little punishment.
A POX ON ALL YOUR HOUSES!

Now you feel my pain. No, I gave up on that counter a long time ago due to the amount of puns that were posted everyday...but the thread persists.

I blame Cosmo (2) for the existence of puns. If I have already blamed Cosmo (3) for this, then I blame Cosmo (4) for anyone who points this out. I also blame Cosmo (5) for anyone in the future who makes a pun in relation to this post.

I also also blame Cosmo (6) for JK not appreciating his education in the ways of blaming Cosmo (7).

I also also also blame Cosmo (8) for the amount of times I've used the word Cosmo (9) in this post. Seven is the number.

I count 9 Cosmos (Ah-ah-ah), but even if we only count the ones that you yourself added, that is stil 8 cosmos.

I blame Cosmo because even Mythic JMD031 can't count. How is he supposed to have a counter to keep track of all the puns people use if the creator himself can't count?


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Either way, it's a cosmologically large number of Cosmos.


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Another reason the pun counter ended....

I blame Cosmo for my difficulties with numbers.


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And do you express your frustration in inte-grrrs?

Is there a *prime* reason for your difficulties?

I blame Cosmo for my incredibly mythic death at the mythic hands of Mythic JMD031


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Rysky wrote:
snickersimba wrote:
I blame cosmo for allowing me to assassinate rysky and use trap the soul on him.

Ha!

Need a soul for that to work.

I blame Cosmo for Snickers thinking I have that restraining bolt.

*begins priming Hunt for pest control*

I blame Cosmo for the lack of Feline and Feline-folks in the thread, and for the lack of Mouse-Traps.


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I Blame Cosmo for my house loosing cable(no TV), phones and internet for 28 hours.


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I blame Cosmo for reading this comic and immediately thinking "This is something Cosmo would do."


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I blame Cosmo because it got so cold with high driving winds where I live a pipe burst in my basement when there was no way to keep it warm enough with the freezing winds finding a way into it. Although I don't discount Cosmo somehow sneaking a gremlin into my basement to accomplish the task and have me blame it on the cold. I didn't see any evidence of gremlins. I checked, but they are crafty and cover their tracks well. Either way is well within Cosmo's abilities to pull off.

In any case I've been without hot water for days until I could get it fixed today a few hours ago. It seems the only shut off for the hot water system was right at the water heater so I had to cut it off for the whole house. It's something else I'm sure Cosmo had planned out all along to go along with me not being able to notice the burst pipe until I started trying the thaw it out with a blow dryer thus making water spray everywhere unexpectedly.

I wasn't able to even take a cold shower. It might have been different if the cold water I could use was just room temperature cold or even cool lake on a summer day cold, but no. It was more like falling off a ship into the Bering Sea in the winter cold so it wasn't going to happen. Trying to wash dishes hasn't exactly been a pleasant experience either, even relative to the horribleness of normal dish washing.

I would like to take this time to state that Cosmo is pure concentrated evil. No, that's not right. It's more accurate to say that all other evil is just a diluted form of Cosmo.


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I Blame Cosmo for having no one to love on Valentine's Day.( To confirm a earlier post)

I Blame Cosmo for the high winds and single digit temps in my area for the past few days.

I blame Cosmo for bursting Drock11's pipes to completely steal the thunder from the above statement.


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I blame Cosmo for not yet having a full party for the low level horror campaign I want to run. The campaign is called Hosmer Manor, and the recruitment is here

I will rescind blame if this problem ever resolves itself.

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Death_Keeper wrote:

I blame Cosmo for not yet having a full party for the low level horror campaign I want to run. The campaign is called Hosmer Manor, and the recruitment is here

I will rescind blame if this problem ever resolves itself.

Nooo, you switch blame for it having took so long.


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Rysky wrote:
Death_Keeper wrote:

I blame Cosmo for not yet having a full party for the low level horror campaign I want to run. The campaign is called Hosmer Manor, and the recruitment is here

I will rescind blame if this problem ever resolves itself.

Nooo, you switch blame for it having took so long.

I blame Cosmo for the temporary lapse in judgement... I will switch blame to Cosmo for it having took so long AND that my mind is scattered


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I Blame Cosmo for the lack of hours at work.


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I also Blame Cosmo for the fact that my On Demand is not working so I can't catch up on my shows.


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I Blame Cosmo for needing a new computer.


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I Blame Cosmo for my Mother waking me up 2 1/2 hours before my alarm was set to go off to clean her car off of snow.


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I also blame Cosmo for needing a new computer. Edit: I need the new computer; I don't know if Cosmo needs a new computer or not.

I also also blame Cosmo for everyone who was lonely on Valentine's Day.


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{steps into small private room, closes door} Please forgive me, Your Most Maleficentness; it's been over a week since my last Blaming.

{double-checks for the presence of scrying devices, whispers:} I blame the mall's Build-A-Succubus Workshop for not letting me make a plush RyskyBear to snuggle on these cold dark scary winter nights.

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