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I blame Cosmo for "Inner Sea BBQ Recipes" not being out yet


I blame Cosmo that Old Cat decided late yesterday afternoon, after sunning herself outside, she would disappear and stubbornly refuse to be found. Even though this is SW FL, yesterday only hit a high afternoon temperature in the mid 60s F, it was pretty windy, and it got down into the low 50s F/upper 40s F overnight. Old Cat is 16yro, not too active, and not eating so well lately, so prolonged outdoor exposure to cold weather isn't a good idea. I got up several times in the night to look & call for her, but nope... no sign. The neighbors' pack of five dogs, led by an always territorial extra-grumpy alpha female, growling & occasionally fighting with each other throughout the night did nothing to calm my nerves. However...

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Schadenfreudiferousness

...quoting so I can favorite this word a second time.


Cosmo wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Schadenfreudiferousness
...quoting so I can favorite this word a second time.

*adds to collection of blasphemous scripture*

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
... yesterday only hit a high afternoon temperature in the mid 60s F, it was pretty windy, and it got down into the low 50s F/upper 40s F overnight... outdoor exposure to cold weather isn't a good idea...

...heh. Florida.


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I blame Cosmo that there are people who think 55 F is cold (that's 13C, to the rest of us who aren't scientists).

I find 13C quite comfortable, it's only lower that it starts feeling even remotely nippy.

I have a friend from Portugal who comes up to visit me every year, and every year I tell her to bring clothes for "one season colder than you would wear at home".

And every year... HEAT WAVE!

Cosmo, you're messing with England's reputation as a cold, wet, and windy place.

Do you have a special deal going on with Hell, or something?

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Chemlak wrote:
I blame Cosmo that there are people who think 55 F is cold (that's 13C, to the rest of us who aren't scientists).

*raises hand*


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Orthos wrote:
Chemlak wrote:
I blame Cosmo that there are people who think 55 F is cold (that's 13C, to the rest of us who aren't scientists).
*raises hand*

*ditto*

...I blame Cosmo for me always being cold.


60 degrees? Ooooheee, if it gets that warm up here, I'm liable to be in my birthday suit!

/joke

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There's a reason that south Tennessee/north Georgia is the northernmost I have ever lived or will ever live.


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Orthos wrote:
Chemlak wrote:
I blame Cosmo that there are people who think 55 F is cold (that's 13C, to the rest of us who aren't scientists).
*raises hand*

Chilly, yeah, but not cold (yet) to me. But I'm not an elderly cat with a weakened metabolism & immune system that is used to weather in the upper 90s with very high humidity.

I blame Cosmo that the rest of the world hasn't converted from Centigrade to Fahrenheit.


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Also, Old Cat has been grounded inside the apartment. After she sat by the locked catdoor for an hour glaring at me, she calmly walked over and savagely mauled my ankle. Now she's hiding in the closet... plotting & brooding. Thanks, Cosmo.


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I blame Cosmo for everybody's favourite slaad saying centigrade instead of Celsius. Give the man his earned reward for coming up with the scale (even if it had to be improved by Linnaeus who flipped it to put 0 at freezing and 100 at boiling rather than the other way around).


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Chemlak wrote:
I blame Cosmo that there are people who think 55 F is cold (that's 13C, to the rest of us who aren't scientists).
*raises hand*

Chilly, yeah, but not cold (yet) to me. But I'm not an elderly cat with a weakened metabolism & immune system that is used to weather in the upper 90s with very high humidity.

I blame Cosmo that the rest of the world hasn't converted from Centigrade to Fahrenheit.

I blame Cosmo for the Fahrenheit scale: what kind of system uses a feverish core body temp (something Fahrenheit was unaware of during the measure) to establish 100° and the coldest point of salt water brine for 0°?

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Also, Old Cat has been grounded inside the apartment. After she sat by the locked catdoor for an hour glaring at me, she calmly walked over and savagely mauled my ankle. Now she's hiding in the closet... plotting & brooding. Thanks, Cosmo.

I like this cat.


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I blame Cosmo for the Grumpy Cat movie.

Also, I blame Cosmo that they gave the Grumpy Cat a female voice.

[Edit] Link.

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I blame Cosmo for Tels not knowing Tarder Sauce is female.


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Calex wrote:
I've been on jury duty for the past month. The trial was scheduled for 29 days. I blame Cosmo that my boss is an @$$ and thinks that meant 29 CALENDER days and not 29 BUSINESS days, and is mad at me for not being back to work this week. I mean- what government office is EVER open weekends? Not to mention even the contract union pay says I get paid at an 8-hour day/40 hour week rate for jury duty. Really Cosmo, where do you find these dumb-@$$ people?

Just a follow up- the court sheriff tried to phone my boss and straighten it out- but only got his voice mail. So I gave him HIS boss's number...MUHAHAH! Er..I mean...I blame Cosmo for making me do evil things.


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I Blame Cosmo for the death of Common Sense.


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I blame Cosmo for Kretzer not understanding that Common Sense has been in a vegetative coma for some time, and pulling the plug was just the merciful thing to do.

I also blame Cosmo that my car has apparently picked up the Bleed (bank account) extraordinary ability.


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So, I've been reading one of Lindsey Davis's detective novels set in 2nd century Rome, and lo and behold:

Spoiler:
Cosmus did it!


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I blame Cosmo for hemorrhoids.

I will provide no further detail.


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Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for hemorrhoids.

I will provide no further detail.

I Blame Cosmo for Tels revealing this much.


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I blame Cosmo for Tels' hemorrhoids scaring everyone off.

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I blame Causemo for 2-3 business days. Also for 10-14 business days.

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Thanks for breaking World of Warcraft on its newest expansion's release date, Cosmo.

Said no one ever.

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My phone is extremely slow, I feel like I'm on dial up. Cosmo, hide.


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I blame Cosmo for me turning around and my darling little baby girl, is now 12...


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I blame Cosmo that they still allow Zoltar Speaks machines to roam freely, randomly embiggening human babies.

I also blame Cosmo that I now have "Chopsticks" playing on a loop in my head.


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Oh, also, for my wife.

My twelve year old daughter is now only 1/2 inch from being the same height as her.

She blames Cosmo, I blame good tall person genes.


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Game Master Scotty wrote:

I blame Cosmo for me turning around and my darling little baby girl, is now 12...

I Blame Cosmo for Game Master Scotty taking 12 years to turn around once...that is a pretty slow turn.


Huzzah!!


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John Kretzer wrote:
Game Master Scotty wrote:

I blame Cosmo for me turning around and my darling little baby girl, is now 12...

I Blame Cosmo for Game Master Scotty taking 12 years to turn around once...that is a pretty slow turn.

Bru-rah-rhum! I blame Saruman Cosmo for little orcs hobbits like Master Kretzer being so hasty.


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The Great Landmine wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Game Master Scotty wrote:

I blame Cosmo for me turning around and my darling little baby girl, is now 12...

I Blame Cosmo for Game Master Scotty taking 12 years to turn around once...that is a pretty slow turn.
Bru-rah-rhum! I blame Saruman Cosmo for little orcs hobbits like Master Kretzer being so hasty.

I Blame Cosmo for 'The Great Landmine' calling me a hobbit.

mmm...Master Kretzer...I like that though.

I Blame Cosmo 'The Great Landmine' feeding my egomania.


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Pre-face, I don't have the Kinnect on my Xbox One, but, consistently, when I walk into my room to play Xbox and sit down, I will reach for the controller, and before even touching it, my Xbox will turn on, as if it is reading my desires and anticipating my needs.

I blame Cosmo for everyone not having a Xbox like mine.


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I Blame Cosmo for Ambrosia Slaad having too many alias.

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I blame Cosmo for John not knowing that Amby (nor I) does not have the most aliases. Go look at Patrick Curtin's page.


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John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for Ambrosia Slaad having too many alias.

I blame Cosmo that Master Kretzer doesn't appreciate how much restraint I've demonstrated in not creating many many more aliases.


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I blame Cosmo for the lack of a dedicated alias vs. alias BATTLE ROYALE!!! on Paizo.com, unless the Order 66 thread counts.

Android vs Slaad vs Simian - WHO WILL BE VICTORIOUS?!

EDIT: Boo to restraint.

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Patrick's got a pretty vicious lead, but he posts a lot less these days, which might just be the edge we need....


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I blame Cosmo that all of the good aliases are taken.


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I blame Cosmo for all of the bad aliases in use.


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I blame Cosmo that this alias don't get no lovin

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Bubba Graul wrote:
I blame Cosmo that this alias don't get no lovin

Oh you po*STAB*

I blame Cosmo for me losing my knife apparently somewhere...


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I blame Cosmo that Mikaze is missing again.

I also blame Cosmo that computer mice fall into the category of "Things Cats Like to Smack Off Surfaces and Watch Break for No Particular Reason." (possibly NSFW language)

I also also blame Cosmo for the ubiquitousness of irritating-to-use touchpads in laptops.


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo that Mikaze is missing again.

I also blame Cosmo that computer mice fall into the category of "Things Cats Like to Smack Off Surfaces and Watch Break for No Particular Reason." (possibly NSFW language)

I also also blame Cosmo for the ubiquitousness of irritating-to-use touchpads in laptops.

I second this blaming of Cosmo. I blame Cosmo for seconding what Amby said.


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I Blame Cosmo for no games this week...:( stupid holidays....


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I blame Cosmo for the UK having the exclusive rights to the Dominos Feed Me. I also blame Cosmo for my lingering anger towards UK gamers who were all incredibly original in their 'fat, stupid Americans' comments.


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I blame Cosmo for pouncing on a PDF that was on sale, downloading it, and then realizing I'd forgotten I'd already bought it months ago.


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I, Mojo Jojo the alias, blame Cosmo for being created. Technically, instead of Cosmo, I, alias Mojo Jojo, should be blaming the Slaad or Master Kretzer for planting the idea that more aliases were needed, but Cosmo is to blame for being responsible for the existence of this thread where the notion was planted, which created me, alias Mojo Jojo. Everyone who is reading this with their eyes which do the seeing is probably wishing Alias Sydney Bristow was created, but alas, it is merely, Mojo Jojo, yet another slaad alias, who was made, thus placing the blame squarely on Cosmo.

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