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11 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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Turn left!... No, right!... Wait, where are we?...


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Don't forget the GPS, no one wants to get lost in Texas!... Wait, where am I?


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Are you saying I can't handle my liquor?

I'll have you know that tree wasn't there when we drove by earlier.


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John Napier 698 wrote:
If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is there to see it, does it really fall?

Left!... no, right!... pull up! Pull up!! Pull up!!!... wait, no, I was right the first time. Turn south.


we'll get there when we get there!!!


It could be in Delaware by now, this is Windows 10 we're talking about.


Go left... no! Right!... left!... back up!... no down!... right! No left! Pull up! Pull up! pull up!!!

...Oh, we haven't left the driveway yet... you sure about that?...


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Left... no, right!... Pull up! Pull up!!!!... wait, where are we going again...


Do you take Bitcoins?


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So I suck on the paperclip...


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Do I turn up to download that... I'm about six deep so I might need a hand here...