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NobodyMove! Or the stick figure gets it!
That's enough "rhyming" from you.
Oh, there's no need. It may sound udderly ridiculous that it might work that way, but expect dairy variation?
This is your last warning about the cow jokes, sir!
*permission to use lethal force, sir*
Well played, sir!
Here's your ticket.
All right sir, you've been warned before!
That's it, I'm taking my shot!
Alright sir, I've been warned before!
Watch out boys, he's corpuscular!
Yeah, I'm gonna need backup, the dragon is at it again.
Wait a minute, who the hell has jurisdiction here!
It doesn't really flow like it should. Maybe try again, with a different song. Money, by Pink Floyd perhaps.
Alright, you've been warned before, sir.
Do you have a permit for that kind of language.
That gives me chills~!
Sir, we're going to have to ask you to please stop.