Hobgoblin Sergeant

Lt. Yesterday, Bad Pun Police's page

15 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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NobodyMove! Or the stick figure gets it!


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That's enough "rhyming" from you.


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Wei Ji the Learner wrote:


Oh, there's no need. It may sound udderly ridiculous that it might work that way, but expect dairy variation?

This is your last warning about the cow jokes, sir!


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*permission to use lethal force, sir*


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Well played, sir!

Here's your ticket.


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All right sir, you've been warned before!


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That's it, I'm taking my shot!


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Alright sir, I've been warned before!


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Watch out boys, he's corpuscular!


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Yeah, I'm gonna need backup, the dragon is at it again.


Wait a minute, who the hell has jurisdiction here!


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It doesn't really flow like it should. Maybe try again, with a different song. Money, by Pink Floyd perhaps.


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Alright, you've been warned before, sir.


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Sir!

Do you have a permit for that kind of language.


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Tacticslion wrote:
That gives me chills~!

Sir, we're going to have to ask you to please stop.