206: They're interesting people.
Thank you signore for correcting the count. I was fooled by a comment into rewinding by a few!
I live to serve :)
208. A bunch of strangers pledged their swords, bow and axe to help you in your quest...and your best friend (who is better than you but won't admit it) decided to come along...and those two guys who do nothing but cause trouble...of course the wizard came along, it was his idea.
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209. If only I had a brain...
210. ...A heart...
211. ...A home...
212. ...The nerve...
213. We're off to see the Wizard!
214. Follow the yellow brick road!
215: We all answeared the same Adventure's want add
216: We all have the same taste in taverns.
217: We are the bastards of the same archmage who left us his magical boat/house/etc and now must work together as his will says or loose out on our inheritance.
218. It's a pirate's life for me!
219. I must find my fiancee Phillipe. He awaits me in the next town with all the gold from the sale of my family business. These lovely bounty hunters said they would help.
220. We have a message for the King.
221. All for one & one for all!
222. The local priest has been slain in the village of our childhood and we have sworn an oath of vengeance.
223. We've been hired to scout the path for a new road thru the mountains of doom.
224. Dwarven gold you say!?
225. Oh great, a bug hunt.
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226. Because I'm a Master Summoner, and I bring the party with me!
227. I'm the GM. The party don't start 'til I walk in!
228. This isn't the seminar on how to cast 'Burning Hands'?
229. I hired on to drive the wagon. All combat will cost ya double.
230. This is where a life of depravity & drinking has led you.
231a. Your new friends pay you in shiny SILVER coins instead of the usual copper ones. OooOOOooohhh ... shinies ...
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234. What can I say? In west Varisia I was born and raised, I was in the town I spent my childhood days, Chillin' out, training, relaxing all cool, Plunking some targets outside of the school, When a couple of Sczarni, they were up to no good, Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood! I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared, and said "You're going with your brother in that party right there!"
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We're on a mission from God.
238. In the art of running away, you only have to be faster than the slowest party member...
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238. In the art of running away, you only have to be faster than the slowest party member...
238a. You're the one human wizard in a party consisting of one hobbit and 12 or 13 dwarves.
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239. Loot.
239a. Even more loot.
240. You can't resist those Bambi eyes.
241. They all just happen to be the men and women who drove your family into the ground. There's an opportunity here somewhere.
242. The magus needs grief counseling.
242a. The party needs grief counseling.
243. You're essentially a wizard with a permanent Wall of Steel/Flesh cast.
244. You were blamed for the local tavern/brewery/beer supply burning down. "It wasn't my fault, honest. It really wasn't!"
247. They're organ donors.
250. I am the walrus. He is the eggman. They are the eggmen.
251. We're just four lost souls swimming in a fish bowl... year after year.
252. Well we're the type of guys who like to roam around. We're never in one place, we roam from town to town, we go through life without a care, and we're happy as some clowns with our two fists of fury but we're goin' nowhere...
253. I was sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come... And these guys turned out to be driving it.
254. "So I whined and whined to my uncle about wizard school and he said 'You can't go, we can't afford it.' But I whined and whined some more, but he said 'You have to finish those units on the south ridge' so I said 'OK', but instead I met up with this crazy old man who told me I was some sort of natural prodigy and he taught me how to do some really crazy stuff with my mind and so I went home and my aunt and uncle were fried into smoking skeletons on our doorstep and I thought 'Cool! Now I can go do what I really wanted!' So here I am. These guys here are mostly just to keep me from getting beat on by pointy sticks. They like it."
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255. You're never going to meet a nymph by just farting around in some tavern.
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255. You're never going to meet a nymph by just farting around in some tavern.
255a. If you gotta go, go with a smile!
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256. "A gathering of angels appeared above my head,
They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said:
They said come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me lads;
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me!"
256. "A gathering of angels appeared above my head,
They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said:
They said come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me lads;
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me!"
256a. What you thought were bona-fide angels turned out to be a mangy bunch of murder hobo aasimar. You hit the jackpot!
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257. Because if we can't defend the earth you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it.
263. Really, it was the handcuffs that did the deciding...
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265: Stupid party! I'm only adventuring with them because I felt like it, n-not because I l-like the elf, or something like that. S-so don't get the wrong idea, got it?!
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266. I have ranks in Profession: Barrister, and they're a lawsuit waiting to happen.
272. Because my Mother-in-Law said I'd never amount to anything.
273. If I didn't come they promised to sell my soul.
274. I owe them a life debt, they saved my sister.
275. Lost at poker last night....again.
276. The halfling makes the best cookies--EVER!!
277. Must learn to read the fine print BEFORE signing.
278. So these are the new recruits!? Well, the machine does need fresh meat...
279. Defenders of the Faith we are!
280. The trail of breadcrumbs was supposed to lead us home.
281. They know where the yellow brick road is.
282. They said I agreed to this dare last night. I think it was a bad batch of mead.
283. It got me out of peeling potatoes.
284. ... Well, to be honest it was them or another year of growing potatoes.
285. It was giving Old Ben his constructs back or another year of collecting moisture... And that girl was pretty hot.
286. Because I, Plod the Farm Boy, needed subordinates to destroy Bhagrot Skull-Tearer and his Army of Doom!!!
287. Because every true murder hobo needs witnesses to what she does, even though she sometimes remembers to leave a victim alive.
288. These guys? Ummm... I THINK they have been hanging around since I set out a few years back... Hey, wizard guy, what was your name again?
289. My animal companion needs a halfling to get the fleas out of his fur.
290. Because Bbegor the Evil told me to infiltrate the party... I shouldn't have said that, should I?
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291. The party that stays together slays together.
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292. ... brains...
294. Lost a bet with some god. Again.
295. Because...I HAVE THE POWER!!!
296. After sleeping with the Captain of the guard's daughter he gave me two choices, death or taxes.
297. An old gypsy scared my folks with a curse, now I have to fetch this thing called an ar-ti-fact.
298. I agreed to the death-pact, but only because the full package tour includes lots of elven nymphettes.
299. They lied about the nymphettes, now I must lure them all to their doom.
300. It was only a local county fair contest! They didn't tell me the winner of the obstacle course had to save civilization.
303: I have a conscience!
304: Well I'm the only arcane spellcaster in the party and I make the Paladin look bad... mostly because I'm able to do most things better than him barring antagonising everybody when he demands them to either convert or die...
305: I don't need to outrun the Paladin only walk to the side to let the people he just p***ed off go after him...
306: Someone has to protect them from that fool!
307: I protect the cleric and the bard since they can cast healing spells and I'm the only arcane spellcaster... I still do a better job of protecting them than the Paladin.
308: When I play the cleric, I know to keep tabs on the dwarf fighter and the human rogue since they're more likely to keep me alive as they know I'll do the same in return but I just don't trust that elvish wizard...
309: I'm possibly the only amost teetotal member of the party... did I mention I can cook and as a halfling actually very good at it... and no I don't use poison! (Laxitives work so much better when they have only themselves to blame after all if they nick them off the plate without my knowledge!)