101 Reasons You Are With Your Party


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lucky7 wrote:
646. They had to pay off their bar tabs SOMEHOW!

Have you seen the barkeeper class?

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Such a magnificent thing exists?

648. Yes it does. And we're going to FIND it!!!


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649. We settled at the bottom of the pile.
650. When you've all got 7 charisma well you gotta gang together!


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651. We're on the run. Word got out that we're a group of young conservatives/republicans and our friends disowned us!


I like the 7 charisma team idea.

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652. They promised me more treasure when we got to level 20.

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653. All of the above.

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654. We split the party, and these are the replacements.


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656. The cook. They are AMAYZING!!! Here try this roast warthog with orange and dill marinade.

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657. They're tent is SUPER comfy.


658.

We were all weary travelers in the same bar, throwing back some pints. Not looking for trouble, not looking for a fight.

There was some noise up in the attic; it didn't go well. Spiders burst through the rafters, there were too many to count and some really thick nests up there. We were the only ones that survived.

Yes sheriff, we did burn down the bar.

So we decided this country had a real spider problem. Far too many people-devouring spiders about. Please let us go on our way, this is important work we are doing.


659. We all woke up with a hangover and married. We're trying to sort it all out and it's led to here.


!!!

A dm I know started a game very much like that.

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660: We're secretly trying to find out if the Elf is a guy or girl.


Easy, if the elf looks like a woman, it is a guy. If it has giant gazongas and impossibly thin thighs, so warped in its form that it does not represent a woman except in the most fevered sexist objectifying mind, then it is a girl.


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661: The dwarf has a truly great a??... Hmm, what's the word, starts with 'A', three letters... It'll come to me.

662: I think the enchanter is messing with my mind, making me forget stuff, and... stuff. If I catch them at it, I'm totally going to... tell the paladin.

663: I totally agreed of my own free will and volition, to assist the paladin and the other two on their quest. Which is pretty good, becuase they could have put like a geas on me or something if I hadn't. What does 'volition' mean?

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664. It's the family business. *turns over shoulder* "As a FIGHTER, I'm supposed to FIGHT, MOM!!!"


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lucky7 wrote:
664. It's the family business. *turns over shoulder* "As a FIGHTER, I'm supposed to FIGHT, MOM!!!"

664a. "It's okay son. Do whatever you want. Pretend I'm not here, watching the child she spent 11 hours in labor risk his life swinging around a *sword* when he came in *first* in class in magical theory in private school that *I paid* for!


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665: The evil overlord will absolutely destroy me in a 1-on-1 fight.

So I'm not going to give him one.

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664b. "Now, son, listen to your mother..."


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666. We all have this tattoo on our scalp...

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667. They're a nice crowd...I'm going to pick them off one by one.


668. The cool party wouldn't let me play with them.

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669. The boy/girlfriend finally acquiesced to the inevitable, tired of being a RPG widow(er). Metaplayers all of them.

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670. We all met in an inn...half the part works here as a day job.

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671. They're the only guys who speak Infernestial.


Revenge.

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673. No one can make a quiche just quite like the Gnome.


674. They're hoping I will forget all of that blackmail information I have on them.


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676. So I can practice my Random Trivia skill and have it potentially pay off.


677. We're actually an escaped chain gang? Any good with manacles?

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678. If we win, the leader will give me his super rare Magic card!

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lucky7 wrote:
673. No one can make a quiche just quite like the Gnome.

How long did you need to bake him? :P


Gotta catch 'em all!


679 I've lost a drinking contest and they needed a packmule.

680 That elf lady cast geas on me and i cannot disobey.

681 There is a prophecy i am destined for greatness.

682 I am their moral compass


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683. I'm a compulsive altruist and gift-giver. And these brigands and thieves I'm with? Well the gifts have to come from somewhere...

684. We're all part of a troupe called "Ars Magica." I may be a lowly retainer now, but someday I hope to be the magic guy!

685. It's all part of the trust-building exercise. Okay, untrustworthy thief, CATCH ME! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE! OOOOWWWWW!

686. I love seeing the idiot do the "catch me" trust-building stuff. He never learns his lesson. And now I can go through his pockets for gold. Fun AND profitable.


689. 'With' is such an overused term these day, I prefer in their immediate vicinity, loosely associated with and this group spends all their cash on work-related stuff, they don't know how to party!

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690. Swords.


691. If I don't stay with the party, how will I ever get into that skimpy leather wearing elven rogue's pants when she gets drunk?

692. I need some guinea pigs to taste test my, er... Special recipes. I wonder if the barbarian is done tenderizing that dwarf yet...

693. These fools think I am some big dumb fighter... Little do they know I am merely obfuscating stupidity so that I might one day perfect my Sword-Chucks...


694. Because I want to get paid.


695. I am on a personal quest to power. I merely convinced them i was going to save the world.

696. I am secretly a necromancer in training. As long as i am with the group i have plenty of fresh material to practice on.

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697. It's more fun this way.


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698. I am planning to sell them to demons as slaves, but first I need to know how much to charge.

699. I sold my last group to demons as slaves and I need a group to blame it on.

700. I need protection from the group I framed for selling people to demons as slaves.

701. I was caught by people I framed for selling people to demons as slaves... and they sold me to demons as a slave! These are the people I escaped with.

702. These are the people I escaped demonic slavery with and we're hunting the group who sold me to demons as a slave!

703. I slaughtered my last group after they helped me kill those who sold me to demons as a slave and discovered evidence I'm the one who sold them to demons as slaves. I need these people to look like a regular adventurer.

704. They are protecting me from the demons seeking to reclaim me as a slave.

705. They are protecting me from the angels seeking vengeance for my demonic slaver ways.

706. They are protecting me from the previous group after the previous group discovered I sold people into slavery and that's why the angels were after me.

707. I need these people to help me escape after my previous group got tired of protecting me and sold me to demons as a slave... and this time, the demons are more vigilant about escape attempts!


708. All of the other adventuring groups had restraining order against me.
709. I have a death sentence on 12 systems.
710. Because this all female adventuring group needed a mage but but I was the only one willing to adventure and the priestess had a revelation from her god saying I was her chosen champion.

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711. They're the test audience for my stand-up routines.


712. Every time i am asked to make a sacrifice to my dark lord i can use one of these suckers, they simply disappear overnight. The others are none the wiser.


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712. Every time i am asked to make a sacrifice to my dark lord i can use one of these suckers, they simply disappear overnight. The others are none the wiser.

712a. It helps they have the attention spans of goldfish.


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713. I joined this adventuring party (cult, gang, mob, etc.) because I needed a grander purpose. To be part of something greater than myself. With them, I feel my identity has significance, like I belong here.

(a break from the more humorous entries in this thread.)


714. because my wife wont let me out of the basement, she keeps saying she is going to sell me for Spice if i ever stop Gming (whatever that means)

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