False factoids

[Pulg]

IHIYC feels that the cat motif has been over-done, so he's started production of a new cartoon series titled "THUNDERPILLOWS"

[lucky7]

Pulg is from planet Glup.

[hobbsdadolfin]

lunky7 is too stupid to know how planets are actually named. the planet hie thinks is called "Gulp" is probobly something like Pegasus 233.

[Sotiria Spiros]

Hobbsdadolfin doesn't know how good he tastes...

[hobbsdadolfin]

SS is wrong. I do.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

hobbsdadolfin knows this because he *BZZTCENSOREDCENSOREDTHISISAFAMILYFRIENDLYSITE!OBEY!OBEY!*

[Skyro Nude]

IHIYC simply refuses to admit his phobia of cheese-wielding bears.

[Pulg]

Skyro Nude is a dual cheese wielding bear. He's in a sulk at the moment because his GM doesn't consider Stilton to be a light weapon and won't let him use it in his off-hand without incurring the full -6/-10 penalty.

[lucky7]

Pulg is the GM from hell. No! No! You don't get the bonus for being a tiefling!

[Stiehl9s]

lucky7 is a master at the carnival game of Ring Toss. To date he's won 41 obsenely large stuffed animals.

[lucky7]

Stiehl9s successfully completed the test of the Starstone, but, upon realizing all the cool domains were taken, simply became the god of obscurity and fled to the Darklands.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

lucky7 took the test of the Starstone on Easy Mode. He didn't become a god, but he did get a cool Norgorber cupie doll.

[lucky7]

IHIYC knows the cheat codes of reality.

[Pulg]

Lucky7 wrote a song for the American Society of Endocrinologists' last conference called, 'These Glands are Your Glands'

[lucky7]

Pulg is currently in the vents of Buckingham palace, spying on the Queen.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I saw lucky7 drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was awful.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I'm hiding in your closet is really in your garbage disposal.
Don't hit the switch.

[Krystel Kallit]

Spanky the Leprechaun is actually a really cute girl.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Krystel Kallit's real name is Ethel.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Spanky the Leprechaun was the first person to get a slinky to go UPstairs.

[lucky7]

IHIYC's shoes once came to life and ate his family. Twice. Hard luck runs in the family.

[Bruunwald]

Lucky7 is neither.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Bruunwald doesn't have any of its own teeth - it stole those from Jimmy Carter's grave...which is still empty, so that just raises further questions!

[Sotiria Spiros]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is actually hiding under my bed.

...no, I do not know why.

[darth_borehd]

Sotiria Spiros authored several hundred books under the pseudonym "Isaac Asimov."

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

darth_borehd chose the feats Improved Bread Buttering, Greater Bread Buttering, and Rapid Bread Buttering (the effects of which apply also to soft cheeses, fish paste, and spiced yeast extract, but not, for whatever reason, to nut butters, chocolate spreads, or fruit jam).

[lucky7]

IHIYC went to Las Vegas and bought the casino he gambled in.

[Pulg]

lucky7 went to Jollity Farm and bought the field he gambolled in.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Pulg's name comes from his infamous Internet odor - the first time he logged into a chat room, someone named ShaddupWesley24 said, "every1 pulg your nose!"

[lucky7]

IHIYC isn't going to get out alive unless he teams up with Steven Segall.

[kmal2t]

lucky7 has ladyballs.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"lucky7 has ladyballs" is in fact the title and overall gist of kmal2t's doctoral thesis in theology.

[Chrysanthe Spiros]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet has worked as a reviewer of ladyballs in the past.

[Stiehl9s]

Chrysanthe was behind the concept of Fresh Balls

[lucky7]

Stiehl9sworks in Russia overseeing a ball-bearing factory.

[Pulg]

Lucky7 is so macho that he weeps ball-bearings

[Stiehl9s]

Pulg weeps three times a day for the sole purpose of keeping his beard luxurious.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Stiehl9s weeps beard, vomits beard, sneezes beard, and bleeds beard.

SOMEBODY GET THIS POOR MAN A DOCTOR - and a barber!

[Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet has an unmentionables fetish.

[lucky7]

Dr. G House isn't crazy! The voices in his head are!

[Little Skylark]

Lucky7 is one of those voices.

[lucky7]

Little Skylark was a cyborg samurai who helped free the 13 Colonies from Britain.

[Pulg]

lucky7 made his fortune supplying the Revolutionary armies with patriotic red, white and blue false teeth.

[lucky7]

Pulg is an apathy badger from space.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

lucky7 is history's tallest mole-person, exiled to the surface by his cruel and jealous despot on the pretense of "picking up more of those delicious fresh-caught trilobites."

[lucky7]

IHIYC is a ventriloquist's dummy whose maker constantly forces him to do "The Lamby Dance." *shivers*

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Don't be a dummy, lucky7 - BUCKLE YOUR SAFETY BELT!

[Stiehl9s]

IHIYC is still upset that he didnt get picked for the starring role in Chucky.

[DJEternalDarkness]

Stiehl9s was picked to be the stand in for Chucky's sex scenes.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

DJEternalDarkness can't be a stand-in for anything, because whenever he tries to stand inside something, he bumps his head.