lucky* is never going to get any more money from me.
Hobbsdadolfin turns all the colours of the Bulgarian flag and burps their national anthem when in the throes of passion.
bulg never keeps a girlfriend past first base. the hair gets in the way.
Hobbsdadolfin has never figured out how to play baseball. That's why he tirelessly make hidden references to the game, in shameful hidden envy.
This is the secret weakness of Hobbsdadolfin, and the true reason behind his abdication as King of All Fishes: he was blackmailed into it by the rogue deviant ninja fish known as Ne-mo.
whatever. I pitch good luck with me "not knowing anything about baseball"
Quiche Lisp is incorrect.
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hobbsdadolfin was one of the dolphins trained by Ukraine to attack people with strapped-on knives and guns - that is, until he defected to Bosnia.
IHIYC was trained by Bosnia to attack people with strapped-on dolphins, until PETA got to hear of his activities
strayshift has a patent for a incense swinging wafer dispensing pez dispenser.
hobbsdadolfin was one of the dolphins trained by Ukraine to attack people with strapped-on knives and guns - that is, until he defected to Bosnia.
true story. totally awesome. a really cool fact about how bad-ass dolphins are.
IHIYC is wanted in nine countries for putting firecrackers up squirrels' bottoms and firing them out of trombones.
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lucky7 can kill you with his brain, not because he has psionic powers, but because his brain is made of 30 lbs. of solid uranium and his head functions as a biomechanical cannon that is provided propulsion by his neck muscles and uses his spinal cord to retract his brain back into his cranium once it's done its job.
IHIYC also has a brain made of uranium. His mother warned him never to pick his nose, a) because it's a revolting habit, and b), because he could start off a chain reaction if he stuck a finger up each nostril and potentially DESTROY THE WHOLE WORLD.
Pulg once spent a summer eating nothing but creamed corn, not for any reason except because he could.
I didn't break into an abandoned home with my friends and receive a 2 inch gash from breaking the window.
IHIYC is learning to bilocate so he can also lurk in your sock drawer.
Lucky* was cold.
IHIYC is a parttime ninja.
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Lucky7 enjoys playing 'Hide the Smurf In The Mayor of London'
"Frums" is based on IHIYC.
IHIYC also secretly produced an XXX version of Frums using the pseudonym Pornald Rumps-felt
Pulg is in fact one of many.
They are infiltrating our world and our minds one forum post at a time. They play this very game because, to them, us earthers all look the same: they're learning to differentiate us from one another.
They are baffled that we can't tell them apart despite their obvious differences.
So far the only one they manage to recognize 83% of the time is Hobbsdadolfin, because they think he/it's cute.
As you can imagine, they're nowhere near achieving their conquest of our world.
Quiche Lips wouldn't mind if the Plugs conquered our world, as long as they don't touch his stuff.
Little Skylark is really Chicken Little.
IHIYC spent most of the Iraq war scraping barnacles off Condaleeza Rice.
Lucky Seven has a gambling addiction.
lucky seven drinks Sprite.