False factoids

[DJEternalDarkness]

I'm Hiding in Your Closet has a collection of the original pokemon all hidden in his house so he can find them all.

[Pulg]

IHIYC (edit) thought that 'Gotta Catch 'Em All' referred to variants of the common cold rather than cutesie monsters, which is why he could presently fulfil the whole world's mucus requirements for about two centuries with contemptuous ease.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Pulg has some kind of precognitive power - how else do you explain his seeing my post before I posted, eh? Eh? EH?

[lucky7]

IHIYC simply refuses to watch Spring Breakers because he heard something about vampires about it. I wouldn't actually know.

[strayshift]

Tomorrow morning at 7.13 am I will be testing my theory as to whether a hot shower is the best cure for a hang-over. The woman sharing said shower shall remain nameless but could verify whether it is actually as effective as a cold one.

[Skyro Nude]

strayshift is that woman. NOT ME!

[strayshift]

Skyro, you're too smart to drink with me. x

[lucky7]

strayshift only drinks grain alcohol. He strains it himself.

[hobbsdadolfin]

lucky7 only drinks the blood that comes from his eyes. how the fluid got there in the first place, I do not know.

[Pulg]

Seeing as he has the Aquatic template, Hobbsdadolfin doesn't need to drink, but he is only able to breathe when immersed in oxtail soup.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Pulg has oxtail soup where his blood should be.

[strayshift]

"Aschud remynd ma paal Closet noat tae drink ma ahlcohol and noa tae eet ma soop! *Hic*"

But he'll settle for taking the little metal balls out of his bells so he can sleep at night.

[hobbsdadolfin]

strayshift suffers form an extreme case of forum paranoya. it is why he has no avitar, he is afraid someone will find a way to make fun of him because of it.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

hobbsdadolfin actually can spell, but is experimenting with what he hopes will be the new deviant language, the successor to 13375p3ak, if you will.

[hobbsdadolfin]

but you sadly choke on a pill.

[hobbsdadolfin]

s!@&, wrong thread!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

hobbsdadolfin is not allowed to use Edit or Delete options on his posts. It's the Curse of the Time Lords....

[lucky7]

IHIYC would know. He wrote them down on the Time Stall in Time Marker.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

lucky7 got last place in a 5-mile marathon not because he was the slowest or frailest, but because he didn't understand he was supposed to run 5 miles WEST, not 5 miles STRAIGHT UP.

[Pulg]

IHIYC (his coach) was running behind him, pushing hard and encouraging him with motivational bellows.

[Sotiria Spiros]

Pulg has secretly been building a doomsday device in his attic instead of his basement.

[DJEternalDarkness]

Sotiria Spiros is originally part of the cult of Pinocheeio. Just makes him lie all the time...

[Lazoth]

DJEternalDarkness is actually a being of light

[lucky7]

Lazoth's Character creation screen asked him his brow thickness, and he broke the scale with it.

[hobbsdadolfin]

same happened with lucky7's, cept the scale was the "eye color" one.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

hobbsdadolfin is actully hobbsdablindmexicancavefish. Don't tell him this though, or his cold, dead, vestigial eyes will cry.

[hobbsdadolfin]

waaahhhh!!!

IHIYC is what happens if you get into a car accident while drunk, not wearing a seatbelt and injecting yourself with heroin. DON'T DO IT KIDS!!!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

hobbsdadolfin has a single magic tooth that can kill anything whose flesh it punctures - it's kinda back there, though, and beyond that he has no idea which one it is.

[hobbsdadolfin]

IHIYC actually found that tooth. He died, but asked whatever deity he worshiped relly nicely and came back as a creepy clown.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

hobbsdadolfin is developing cancer of the mouth, but that's okay, because he's got a whole bunch of spare mouths stored tidily away in a fancy cigar box in (you guessed it) his closet.

[Little Skylark]

IHIYC is hiding in Hobbs closet because he wants to know Hobbs secret.

[lucky7]

Little Skylark was killed to presrve hobbs's secret

[Lazoth]

Little skylark then came back to haunt lucky7, which why he cries blood.

[lucky7]

Lazoth is dead.

[Lazoth]

And loving it.
Lucky7 wishes he could be dead like me.

[lucky7]

Lazoth died in the shower. He was attacked by giant spiders.

[Pulg]

Lucky 7 was burned at the stake in 1724 for inventing Liberace flavoured nachos.

[lucky7]

Pulg created the reverse gravity spell to escape a hanging. He hung, just upside down.

[Little Skylark]

Lucky7 is very afraid of me.

[Kyros Deun]

Little Skylark suffers from Luposlipaphobia.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Notice that strange line below Kyros Deun's mouth and going up his chin? It's from years of wearing a helmet all the time in his job as stunt double for B.D. in Doonesbury, who, by the way, is just fine - it's Kyros Deun who had his leg blown off in Iraq!

[Pulg]

When IHIYC met you, he put a circle of love around you. At least, that's what he said he was doing, but the judge didn't believe him either.

[Captain Edward Curnow]

Pulg is the man with the stache.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Captain Edward Curnow was sick of falling hard on his chin in years' worth of tavern brawls, so when he met a djinni, he made a very short-sighted wish: that when knocked on his chin, he would always land on his butt instead.
Needless to say, djinn are kinda djerks.

[lucky7]

IHIYC hasn't told a new joke since 1997

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

lucky7...is a Cylon.

[lucky7]

IHIYC was killed by a gang of undead, glowy-eyed viking aviators for his insensitivity.

[strayshift]

'Lucky7' is paid a small commission every time someone types it.

[lucky7]

strayshift is correct