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The best part of waking up is a succubus in your bed....
Or, for the succubus, breakfast in bed I suppose?
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Your shining, corrupted knight don't always have to take his armor off...
I knew I shouldn't click on the link... but I'm glad I did.
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That reminds me of that cheeky assasination attempt on my via a Bed Mimic. I have since shown her the error of her ways! My breakfast for the day we first met was both a bed and in bed!
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Do you have reference imagery for this incident?
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Unfortunatly that would bring down the banhammer upon me.
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Can't have you banned. We'd much prefer your assistance with various research topics!
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This thread is in 17th place! We can do it!
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That reminds me of that cheeky assasination attempt on my via a Bed Mimic. I have since shown her the error of her ways! My breakfast for the day we first met was both a bed and in bed!
I heard about a guy who had a dream of eating a huge Marshmello only to wake up with no pillow.
/cevah
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That reminds me of that cheeky assasination attempt on my via a Bed Mimic. I have since shown her the error of her ways! My breakfast for the day we first met was both a bed and in bed!
WTF... who eats aberrations?!
I madly respect that you eat your would-be assassins. That sends the exact right message, like Vlad Tepes dipping his bread in blood of his enemies. Legit.
But, aberrations? Not to be confused with butt-aberrations, nobody eats those... and I will eat some @$$, too... just not butt-aberrations. Eww. How do you even eat an aberration? With chopsticks, like that sea sponge sushi slime? Maybe a straw, just slurp it up?
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That reminds me of that cheeky assasination attempt on my via a Bed Mimic. I have since shown her the error of her ways! My breakfast for the day we first met was both a bed and in bed!WTF... who eats aberrations?!
I madly respect that you eat your would-be assassins. That sends the exact right message, like Vlad Tepes dipping his bread in blood of his enemies. Legit.
But, aberrations? Not to be confused with butt-aberrations, nobody eats those... and I will eat some @$$, too... just not butt-aberrations. Eww. How do you even eat an aberration? With chopsticks, like that sea sponge sushi slime? Maybe a straw, just slurp it up?
I am A succubus, so I like, gently touch any exposed surface and its life force flows into me while it makes whatever counts for "happy noises"?
I believe the general principle should be familar to most here?I did have a long polite talk about who ordered her, how much she was getting paid etc. (dreadfully little! I was most scandalized by this!) afterwards, and accidentally converted her to lawfull good, so she is calling herself "Lady Cultist-Bed the Mimic-Paladin" now, and has teamed up with a steampunk engineer to solve her locomotion issue.
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... That reminds me of that cheeky assasination attempt on me via a Bed Mimic. I have since shown her the error of her ways! My breakfast for the day we first met was both a bed and in bed... and accidentally converted her to lawfull good, so she is calling herself "Lady Cultist-Bed the Mimic-Paladin" now, and has teamed up with a steampunk engineer to solve her locomotion issue.
There is so much to unwrap here... undress, perhaps? I'm intrigued, to say the least.
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Ok, unwrapping is fun, though I've enjoyed wrapping up succubi....
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Ok, unwrapping is fun, though I've enjoyed wrapping up succubi....
So did the Bed Mimic until it became breakfast in bed...
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Ok, unwrapping is fun, though I've enjoyed wrapping up succubi....So did the Bed Mimic until it became breakfast in bed...
While this is true, I'm cuter than a bed mimic. Wrapped up or not.
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..."Lady Cultist-Bed the Mimic-Paladin" now, and has teamed up with a steampunk engineer to solve her locomotion issue.
As interested as I am in the rest of this story, I just gotta know, why doesn't the mimic turn into a wheel or ball to move around? Did it forget how to change shape, or did you do something to it?
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As interested as I am in the rest of this story, I just gotta know, why doesn't the mimic turn into a wheel or ball to move around? Did it forget how to change shape, or did you do something to it?..."Lady Cultist-Bed the Mimic-Paladin" now, and has teamed up with a steampunk engineer to solve her locomotion issue.
She has become really attached to the form she had while being accidentaly redeemed by me, and for some reasons assumes that it has a degree of theological relevance? Admittedly, knowledge religions is not my strongest skill, I am pretty good in wearing nun outfits though! But well, all proper Succubi pick that up in Succubi-high-lady-finishing school. I still dont know if the quota-male-mortal who gets assigned to every class is the most or least lucky petitioner in the Abyss, they rarely last enough to ask them about their opinion.
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Admittedly, knowledge religions is not my strongest skill, I am pretty good in wearing nun outfits though! But well, all proper Succubi pick that up in Succubi-high-lady-finishing school. I still dont know if the quota-male-mortal who gets assigned to every class is the most or least lucky petitioner in the Abyss, they rarely last enough to ask them about their opinion.
Were you, or did you know any Succubus Cheerleaders?
/cevah
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You see, my high school days were a bit wild.
While my near peer competitors were "training for cheerleading", I snuck onto Balor High School (were all the cool guys were), and went on funny adventures with them!
You see, their *science club* was about clubbing, Weapons of mass destruction, the other form of clubbing and making usually not that stable portals to other planes of existence.
The dumbest thing that happened was when I and 2 Balors moved into a badly rendered 2-dimensional plane called South Park (there was actually pretty little vegetation! And I didnt have a clear sense of direction there either!), one of the Balors tried to eat a deliciously fat eldritch abomination pretending to be a boy called "Cartman", but suddenly Chtulu appeared and the Balor got eaten instead.
The other Balor got killed by some type of manbearpig, and I got back to the Abyss after hitching a ride on a certain "Kenny", who apparently goes to the Abyss and back about once per day.
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Time to raise this threads and everyone spirits with a little tale!
Once in Wrath of the righteous, there was a Skald of a perhaps Bardish level of horniness.
Who, due to cunningly having studied rare but exceedingly well illustrated tomes such as "The 666th unauthorized acts of Iomedae and Nocticula", was indeed quite wise on the vixenish ways of the Succubi, and as such managed to identify one such vixen, a charming swaschbuckling lady named Kiandrah, as one while she was impersonating a captured prisoner.
Rolling rather highly on his bluff (perform sing actually) said Skald managed to convince her that he too, followed our Lady in Shadows (which, at this point at least, he did not), and that our Lady ins Shadows backs the crusade. Alas, she was not fully convinced on the second part, and as they were arguing the parties Paladin, paranoid as ever and concerned about his Chaotic Neutral Skald "permanent irritation" getting sucked empty, drove of the Succubus cutting negotiations rather short.
When the confrontation with the dread Antipaladin of Deskari Staunton Vhane came, The Skald once more did a cunning tale, convincing, by great degrees of innuendo, the vile Antipaladin that Lady Kiandrah was about to betray him, as such, the vile not yet fiend opted to erase the flower of Succubi-Swashbucklinghood immidiatly! Alas, our dashing anti-heroine was quite good at "opportune parry and riposte", and inflicted what could be called "humiliating and painfull wounds" on her adversaries as she, unjustly accused of treason, was fighting for her life.
While the Skald was mostly amused, and promptly casted mythic grease on the entire assortment of Succubus, Antipaladin and Minotaurs (which, on account of having a pretty good reflex save, clearly favored our dashing anti-heroine), the Paladin opted to regard her as a "Damsel in distress" and began to valiantly smite the various (mostly prone) Minotaurs, while making sure to not step unto the grease patch.
This was when the Skald did his final act of cunning bluff. Casting Ventriloquism, and altering his voice, he spoke "She cant riposte you if she is grappled, idiot!" Making his voice seemingly come from a nearby effigy of Deskari.
Staunton rolled what he never was in life, number 1, on his sense motive, and thus grappled Lady Kiandrah, letting go of his heavily enchanted sentient mass murder glaive in the process.
As the party cleaned up the remaining Minotaurs, all members, other then the Paladin, offered various bits of sage advice to Lady Kiandrah in her actually no longer that deadly (for her) struggle with the Antipaladin, and there was much merriment and rejoicement.
Fin
For Staunton that is.
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Now that's what I call a versatile performance.
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That was a Vhane antipaladin.
You could say he was so burned, he was skalded.
/cevah
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Good Sir, your contribution was most well received. And I had nothing to do with that whatsorever. Also, I am not acquainted with any Bloodragers called "Dylan ap Dryffed".
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It's the holidays. Isn't it time we wrap the succubus?
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The real question is, who gets to unwrap the succubus.
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Tbh, I think the Succubus is already wrapped in the Druid. Someone go grab a hose. Or a Drench spell.
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I thought the order of operations was that a succubus wraps their partner's...
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Nothing bad about a sensual wing wrap.
I am a very sad Succubus on account of the archetypes "White haired witch" and "Seducer" not stacking, if they where allowed, it would be a relatively interesting way to grapple one enemy with my hair, using my CHA-modifier for CMB and someone else with my actual body!
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a grappling druid with a Rod of Splendor walks into a bar of Succubi and offers one his family jewels...no - he's not bragging.
If she takes him up on his offer the jewels disappear.
If she doesn't then the there will be a tussle for his rod.
Maybe because people aren't immune to diseases like outsiders are, we should postpone a convention so inevitably bound to devolve into orgy.
This may have been addressed, but it's been quite a while since I've last been here and as is my signature style, I'm only slowly catching up, but: technically succubi aren't immune to disease. That's right! Succubi (probably) use protection (for themselves).
Hmm, yes, being Undead definitely has its benefits... being able to dance with Succubus is on the list somewhere, I'm sure. Kinda takes all the risk out of it, though. Not sure if risk of death is part of your fetish, but it might be part of her [the Succubus'] fetish to rish her neck grappling with a Vampire. Anything saving her from such risks? Are her kind [Demons, that is] immune to becoming Vampires? Does a Succubus qualify as "any living creature"?
I mean, really, vampires just suck. :D
Succubi are loving, sharing creatures who will happily spend time with anyone, not just men.Just imagine the pr0n sites if D&D/Pathfinder had the internet O.o
I mean. >insert wizard staring at orb meme, here<
2001: A Planer Odyssey!
Now with more succubi!
Now that sure would have been a different movie!
Now, on to post 6666!
Now you're aiming for getting into FaWtL territory!
Wow, this thread just doesn't let go . . . .
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... just like a succubus in a grapple~!
Au contraire, my friend, I'd say this thread has let a lot go.Wow, this thread just doesn't let go . . . .
Ahem! Ahem-ahem! Point of order!
... according to the bestiary art, she never had any.
(Just a sheet and some jewelry.)
Staunton rolled what he never was in life, number 1,
Savagely exquisite.
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Televised erotic content does as a matter of fact exist. Several of my employees are engaged in certain activities in front of large mirrors, which can be readily observed using the mirror sight spell!
A stunning Succubus begins a presentation, using a wand of silent image to present all manner of flow charts and graphs.
We offer several different plans, the cheapest one merely being the contact data of said large mirrors, to be targetable via your own mirror sight spell.
She continues
More expensive payment plans also offer either a large scrying mirror, and/or a wand of mirror sight, with the premium one even including an employee manipulating the wand of mirror sight for you!
More charts with technical details appear
Inspite of the political disturbance resulting from Lady Nocticulas change of residence, we have reached our growth goal, and the total usage of mirror sight spells for purposes for... lets say sexual education, of now exceeds the total usage of mirror sight for Irriseni espionage and repression!
Even more charts!
Note, there is sadly a vetting process, as near peer competitors such as Socothbenoth or Ardad Lili constantly try to attack my studios on various material planes (we cannot stream directly from the midnight isles on account of mirror sights same plane stipulation)! There is also the risk of assault be religious fanatics, fortunately we are about to enter a partnership with the Pathfinder society to counteract such incidents!
Roll a DC25 willsave, this is a mind effecting compulsion effect, or be afflicted with the powerpoint curse.
The succubus needs to be sure to have the proper lenses to help draw in certain demographics to make sure her eyesight remains strong with so many power point presentations.