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Typical jealous feelings from those who are not awesome.
Haters are going to hate especially when they don't understand and are jealous of those with the awesomeness such as myself.
Just because you don't believe in it doesn't mean it is not true. Take for example those who dot believe in dinosaurs or that we landed on the moon. You may with all your heart not believe ... but you would still be wrong. Not everyone is awesome enough to either understand nor accept the awesomeness that is me. I feel sorry for people like you. You probably need a hug..... But you are a squirrel which is like a rat with a fuzzy tail and it is not awesome to hug a rat.
*Pulls out battle axe, cleaves squirrels head from body, holds head near ear*
"What were you saying, sorry can't hear you could you speak up"
*Grins Evilly*
I said I don't elieve that Gruumash is awesome!
What, you think a bit of decapitation is going to suppress the voice of the people?
The people who live in the trees and bury nuts for the winter that is.
Snickers
[Telepathicly]Shall I eat this squirrel now master?[/telepathicly]
When you're dead can I have your stump?
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*Pulls out battle axe, cleaves squirrels head from body, holds head near ear*
"What were you saying, sorry can't hear you could you speak up"
*Grins Evilly*
I said I don't elieve that Gruumash is awesome!
What, you think a bit of decapitation is going to suppress the voice of the people?
The people who live in the trees and bury nuts for the winter that is.
Well.... that usually works
Proceeds to chop down every tree in the thread in 1 rd..man that was awesome.
Why are you doing that?! Some of those trees were my friends.
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Yes Awesome Possum you may eat.
Squirrels really should not be trying to cast dispersions on anyone else's awesomeness as they are like the lamest animal there is.
Honestly I mean have you ever heard of anyone saying hey I want to be a squirrel? NO a possum of course cause there are awesome possums but I have never heard anyone say awesome squirrel. Because there is no such thing.
Seriously there have been what 3 cartoon characters based off of squirrels. Secret Squirrel super lame, Rocky of Rocky and Bulwinkle we all know Bulwinkle was the one who held that together and then the weird squirrel from ice age. I hope no one is going to try to say he was cool.
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I got three words for ya, pal: Skippy and Slappy
Okay I gotta give it this one. Slappy Squirrel is my godsdamned hero.
chase his tail, then bites his own tail foolishly
Bacon, ham, walnuts, cookies, raw dragons, and sprinkled gnomes
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Butcher him and pop him in the oven for Thanksgiving. I'm hungry
"Not a chance, all you orcs want is my ever so luscious belly"
*Runs and squeals*
{hears pig squeal, sits up suddenly from multi-week nap} I blame this thread and Gruumash on Cosmo.
As if the Lord Cosmo, Cause of Calamity, would create such a thread.
AHHHHHHHHH! You broke a pugwampi! That's {holds up three fingers} seven years bad luck.
Ah, promoted to Master rank! Crunch pugwampis all you want!
We'll make more! >:D
Squeeeeeeeee!
salutes
{uses A.O.Possum's teeth to open bottle of Old Gobwaukee beer, pours some in a shotglass for him, begins drinking rest of it}
Funny story for the Big G-Man:
So, Xmas-time work means that I get moved to the other side of the building where I work on a conveyor belt alongside a couple of other people who have also been moved there because their holiday workloads are so heavy.
We are all from different areas of the building, though, and report to different supervisors and even though we Teamsters all work together like a team, our supes often fight bitterly over how many people they're going to send to this area of the building.
Anyway, my least favorite supervisor of all time shows up one day and is like "We're putting in a truck here. It's a very special account and you need to scan each package, palletize them, and shrink-wrap the pallettes." Then he left.
So me and one of the other guys started looking at the packages and the other guy's supe shows up and starts yelling about how my least favorite supervisor didn't send any of his own people over to do this truck and then he very forcefully instructed my union brother to not do this new truck unless he had nothing else to do. I made a face, and the supe looked at me and said "I'm sure XXXX (my supervisor) feels the same way."
Well, you don't have to tell me to slack off twice, so, now, every day, I stack up the packages to the special account, maybe I scan them, I certainly don't palletize or shrinkwrap them, and then I laugh uproariously when I hear the complaints coming back from the customer and the trouble that my least favorite supervisor is getting into.
Hee hee!
insulted by being used as a bottle opener, A.O. Possum gnaws through pillbug's ankle from one side to the next.
AUGH! {falls over} Fine! Next time, I'll bring my Ronco Miniature Giant Pocket Hamster for my bottle-opening needs.
{drinks A.O. Possum's shotglass of beer} No more for you; you're a mean drunk.
Squuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Funny story for the Big G-Man:
So, Xmas-time work means that I get moved to the other side of the building where I work on a conveyor belt alongside a couple of other people who have also been moved there because their holiday workloads are so heavy.
We are all from different areas of the building, though, and report to different supervisors and even though we Teamsters all work together like a team, our supes often fight bitterly over how many people they're going to send to this area of the building.
Anyway, my least favorite supervisor of all time shows up one day and is like "We're putting in a truck here. It's a very special account and you need to scan each package, palletize them, and shrink-wrap the pallettes." Then he left.
So me and one of the other guys started looking at the packages and the other guy's supe shows up and starts yelling about how my least favorite supervisor didn't send any of his own people over to do this truck and then he very forcefully instructed my union brother to not do this new truck unless he had nothing else to do. I made a face, and the supe looked at me and said "I'm sure XXXX (my supervisor) feels the same way."
Well, you don't have to tell me to slack off twice, so, now, every day, I stack up the packages to the special account, maybe I scan them, I certainly don't palletize or shrinkwrap them, and then I laugh uproariously when I hear the complaints coming back from the customer and the trouble that my least favorite supervisor is getting into.
Hee hee!
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That is awesome. By the way I work in Marketing not Sales but they are similar. That is funny I will blame the little goblins at UPS on the slowness of the shipment if it comes up. Hopefully it was none of my stuff going to Florida.
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Dear Gruumash Claws,
When will Amazon.com start delivering delicious bacon cheeseburgers by drones?
Sincerely,
A Very Famished,
Pillbug
tugs on his pant leg
Squeeeee!
I want a Big Mac and fries
It's dangerous to go alone! Take the possum! Seriously, he'd probably be pretty good at literally kneecapping (anklecapping?) trolls.
You have caps on your ankles too?!
EDIT: I may have meant cops. Or crap. Or carp. I shall lift up my bell-bottoms and find out.
Order? Well we can't be having any of that.