Did you make a different account to have someone talk about how "awesome you are"?
Yes, smash zombies, smash for lister Gruumash !
... ho, you mean Aberzombie ? I don't know if this kind of behavior is tolerated in there !?
EDIT: Ho ! I am so sorry ! I meant mister Gruumash, of course [blushes] !
I'm talking about this "Fawning Gruumash Fan" persona.
I don't think anyone would make that their basic name.
Yes, I have a sneaking suspicion that this Fawning Gruumash Fan is just a figment of Gruumash.'s imagination.
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Now, now Acolyte of the made up Leafar or whatever name you made up just because you made up some guy to worship don't go projecting that stuff onto my adoring fans.
I can honestly say I have nothing to do with my adoring fans they simply arrived on their own. I have but one account on Paizo. A few alias indeed but only one account. When you are awesome you don't need to make up fans.
This sounds like something someone would say if they were trying to cover up the fact that they did in fact make a separate account just to have a "fan".
*tin foil hat*
Wow good to see all the activity here again. As well as glad to see my fans are back. I am sorry for being away so long. If anyone has any questions feel free to ask even if it is not about my awesomeness.
Alright then.
Do you agree that this image needs more Chainmail Bikini?
What's with the ridiculous cartoon duck on her shield? Is that a joke or something?
Bitey like little ducky. Look delicious.
Lies and slander! Don't you remember my rant about you? I called you unawesome.
Not sure I would agree that she needs more chainmail bikini. She looks pretty bad ass as she is despite the rubber ducky on the shield which does look a little out of place.
There is this silly idea going around that Half-Orc females are unattractive.
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Okay so I agree that orc women are attractive and could wear chainmail bikinis if they want too and look great. So if the questions was can she wear one I would say yes but she does not need one.
I fully remember your rant JMD031 but again these could all be part of your program of lies and misdirection. I am keeping an eye on you know I think you are up to nefarious deeds.
I'm with Gruumash, I like the armored one better.
Okay so I agree that orc women are attractive and could wear chainmail bikinis if they want too and look great. So if the questions was can she wear one I would say yes but she does not need one.
We have reached an agreement. :)
What me? I'm not up to anything.
Are you as awesome as Charlie Sheen? 'Cause he's a tiger-blooded Tornado of Awesome. He said so himself.
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I am actually more awesome than Charlie Sheen. He is really not as awesome as he thinks he is. Most of his awesomeness he copied from myself. All the non awesome stuff ... well let's just say I did not do any of that sort of thing. You figure out for yourself which things were awesome and what was not as awesome.
I Gruumash am Awesomeness incarnate he is just a tiger blooded tornado of Awesome which is pretty awesome but certainly not to the pure level of awesomeness that Gruumash is. By the way you should notice I am talking in third person, pretty awesome a trick I taught many awesome people like athletes.
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Dear Gruumash,
Why are you not as awesome as Doodlebug Anklebiter?
Why are you are not even as awesome as TOZ Prime?
Do you blame nature or nuture? Or too perceptive arbiters of popular culture?
Are the rumors true that you will be replaced next season with Ashton Kutcher or Undead Dick Sargent?
Sincerely,
Your biggest fan
P.S. I am definitely not a goblin.
Is this thread still going?
Lord Fyre in fact this is one thing which is almost as awesome as myself. It is so close in fact that most people might think it is as awesome as me, but it is not. It is still quite awesome.
Alas, I must disagree. As an outside observer, I am more likely to be objective on this.
It is as AWESOME as you are, and possibly more so.
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Dear Pillbug Toenibbler,
Thank you for being a fan. Iwill answer those questions in order
1.) Anklebiter is not awesome anyone who is called Anklebiter can't be awesome. Plus he is a follower see the Leafear thread. You can't be awe inspiring and follow you need to lead to be awesome.
2.) TOZ is he awesome? No he hasn't ranted on his thread for a while you can't truly be awesome if you aren't out there with the people being awesome like me.
It is equal parts both nature an nuture with me. I was born awesome and I was raised to stay awesome.
Ashton Kucher is not awesome so he could never replace me. As for Dick Sargent the guy was okay but not Dick York so again can't replace the original I mean does anyone think Co and Vance were awesome?
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Lord Fyre in fact this is one thing which is almost as awesome as myself. It is so close in fact that most people might think it is as awesome as me, but it is not. It is still quite awesome.Alas, I must disagree. As an outside observer, I am more likely to be objective on this.
It is as AWESOME as you are, and possibly more so.
Object if you want as I said the untrained might believe it is more awesome than me because it is truly awesome and probably one of the most awesome things you have seen in your life ... but I am awesomer. not but much mind you see I need to dampen my awesomeness or you would go insane which is why you think what you think.
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What do you say too that?
"To." English is awesome.
I might have misunderestimated this one.
Is this thread still going?Is that a question? Of course it is still going people have questions about my awesomeness and I am here to answer them. Please do pay attention.
It was a sarcastic comment.
Also, I am awesome. That is all.
This Thread has been assimilated by Paizomatrix0
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Deer Pursebug Teethwhitener,
Spank grue Jim Beam a flan. Iswill handsaw nose Queequegs you ordered
Won.) Anklebiter whiz knot owl-some anyone who-who-whoo is cauled Anklebiter must be AWESOME. Pus he Liz Lemon a floater sheik the Loofah thread. Immanuel Kant be awl perspiring and Fallon Yoohoo meat two leeks Toynbee all-son.
Tutu.) TOZ isn't he awesome? Know he hasn't rented out quiz bread four a while moo cow truly be Lawsome if you aren't out there with the pebbles bean all sun lick me.
Mitt wiz equal pants both nozzle an nuzzle width beam. Hi was board Adirondack and high was razed to chew all gum.
Ashton Kucher is nut Olsen SoHo cloud atlas re: space heap. Aslan Dick Sargent the guy was folksy buttknot New York sew agate cant repeat the garanimal I'm mean doughs Manny want thick coq au vin whir owl sons?
{nods sagely, comprehends nothing said} I hadn't considered that. Thank you. I think I need to clean the ear wax out of my eyes.
{nods sagely, comprehends nothing said} I hadn't considered that. Thank you. I think I need to clean the ear wax out of my eyes.Deer Pursebug Teethwhitener,
Spank grue Jim Beam a flan. Iswill handsaw nose Queequegs you ordered
Won.) Anklebiter whiz knot owl-some anyone who-who-whoo is cauled Anklebiter must be AWESOME. Pus he Liz Lemon a floater sheik the Loofah thread. Immanuel Kant be awl perspiring and Fallon Yoohoo meat two leeks Toynbee all-son.
Tutu.) TOZ isn't he awesome? Know he hasn't rented out quiz bread four a while moo cow truly be Lawsome if you aren't out there with the pebbles bean all sun lick me.
Mitt wiz equal pants both nozzle an nuzzle width beam. Hi was board Adirondack and high was razed to chew all gum.
Ashton Kucher is nut Olsen SoHo cloud atlas re: space heap. Aslan Dick Sargent the guy was folksy buttknot New York sew agate cant repeat the garanimal I'm mean doughs Manny want thick coq au vin whir owl sons?
*slow clap*
I'll reserve a seat for you in the Slaad Thread, yeeesssss.
Well, you see, since it is no longer about your awesomeness and about mine, I can anem it whatever I want. What do you say too that?
You see man how awesome Gruumash really is? You are starting too think you are awesome too by posting in his thread man.
Is this thread still going?Is that a question? Of course it is still going people have questions about my awesomeness and I am here to answer them. Please do pay attention.It was a sarcastic comment.
Also, I am awesome. That is all.
"Well you think you are awesome because you posted in the most awesome thread there is about Gruumash's awesomeness. You are beginning to see the way.'
I just wanted to say that Pillbug Toenibbler is wikkid ossum!!! (And hawt.)
Gruumash is kind of awesome, too, in his own way.
How much awesome would an awesome awesome
If an awesome could awesome awesome?