Gruumash . |
Well we are in the New Year. With Awesomeness all around. The Patriots are in the Playoffs -Awesome
Hanging out with my grand daughter tonight- Awesome
Been Playing Marvel Superheroes 2015 - Awesome
Thinking of making a vat of Chili tonight for the big game tomorrow - very Awesome.
Lighting a fire in my fire place tonight and reading to my grand daughter - Super Awesome.
Gruumash . |
Poog you are one crazy goblin I think that was why I assigned you to work my store room not the front register area.
Illusions of grandeur and the like. Now be a good boy and get back to the store room and stack up those new cases of bourbon we just got. You can dream of your imagined conquests while there.
Gruumash . |
Orc Minion 21 please take Poog back to the storage room as the whack he gave to your head using his puny strength you probably did not even notice it.
I am a god Poog I just happen to own a liquor store in New Hampshire. You have to diversify your portfolio my friend I have many businesses that make money. Pirating is my passion but I need things to get us through the leaner pirating times. Plus if I own the rum and sell it to my crew ... well I am sure even the tiny brained creature like yourself can see the benefits of that.
Now get back to work.
Gruumash . |
Poog is having his delusions of grandeur once again. He honestly thinks he shanked someone with what a plastic fork.
I bet he even imagine he escaped your grasp somehow.
Silly gobo. Orc 21, probably best to toss him in the padded cell where he is less likely to hurt himself. he definitely needs a time out.
Anyways how is everyone doing out there? Anymore questions on my awesomeness?
Orc Minion 21 |
*Escape artist check 100 passes.*
*Proceeds eviscerating orc bellboy 21*
"Poog slave to nobody, Gruumash be welcome to send more servants, Poog and goblinkind shank them all. Gnyahahahaha!! >:D"
Holds strength dumped chump up to Gruumash
It's kinda cute the way he wiggles around, if it's ok boss. I wanna put it in my wagon as a bobblehead
"THE" Poog of Zarongel |
What orcses be holding dummy for? Gnyahahaaha
*CRITICAL SHANK ON BOTH* for Fatality: 100d16 ⇒ (7, 4, 11, 16, 15, 15, 1, 11, 2, 2, 15, 7, 8, 12, 4, 6, 6, 1, 14, 9, 12, 2, 13, 3, 5, 8, 1, 12, 14, 12, 14, 14, 9, 10, 9, 10, 2, 2, 15, 9, 15, 3, 5, 6, 1, 9, 7, 4, 6, 12, 13, 6, 12, 16, 15, 13, 10, 7, 13, 1, 16, 11, 15, 16, 13, 4, 1, 4, 13, 12, 15, 4, 8, 10, 3, 9, 7, 16, 9, 6, 2, 2, 9, 15, 12, 11, 4, 5, 10, 13, 3, 7, 8, 11, 1, 6, 16, 15, 4, 16) = 878
Poog now sastisfied, orcs in many tiny bits and fed to pigs. Goblins FTW, delusional orcses >XD
Gruumash . |
"Yes 21 you can take Poog the delusional and use him in your wagon."
"I bet he is dreaming right now how he is thinking he is stabbing us or something just look at the strange look on his face. Yup he is thinking he tricked us and that he imagines he is stabbing us both and cutting us into tiny little parts. Poor Poog "the Delusional".
"After you do that though we should get back to work. Don't waste too much time with him. Or I will order you to snuff out its pitiful life. Comedy is one thing but distraction from our cause is not acceptable. "
Ambrosia Slaad |
Glad to hear things are awesome with you.
You know what is not awesome? Gout is certainly not awesome.
{squints at own throbbing foot, then at Gruumash} How did you know?!
Are the screaming nerves in my foot somehow part of a sense8 cluster with you?
Do I need to slowly hobble into the kitchen and wrap my foot in a foil hat?
Gruumash . |
Perhaps your own gout was contagious? Cause now I have it darn it. ;)
No need for the tin foil it has already spread.
Spent weekend not sleeping writhing around in pain and constantly icing and contemplating using my cleaver to lop off the offending limb so that I might get some sleep.
Sorry you have it too Ambrosia it is definitely not an awesome thing.
Ambrosia Slaad |
I'm certainly sympathetic and I hope your bout clears up very soon.
It started Monday morning with a slightly sore big toe. By Monday night, it had sprad to the front half of the foot. Wednesday and Thursday were awful, exhausted-but-can't-even-doze days. 1AM Thursday morning, I was strongly considering just sawing off the offending limb, but I had no booze for painkilling and there was no way I could've hobbled out to the shed to get the hacksaw.
It felt much improved this morning, and I'm getting around pretty well, although it's still tender, especially if I put weight on it while the ground is even slightly uneven. I'm not sure the foot soaking (alternatingly hot and cold soaks) helped much, but the Aleve definitely did, and maybe the cherry juice did too.
I'm only 34, so I wasn't expecting it at all. Now I'm worried there's something wrong with my kidneys, but can't afford a doctor appointment to find out. :/
Gruumash . |
I have been reading a lot about gout. Seems there are all sorts of theories out there. Some say fat from beef, fried foods, shellfish, some leafy greens which are very dark green color like spinach. Juices except for cherry juice which is supposed to help it.
Alcohol is not supposed to be good for it especially beer (Arghhhhhh)
All I can say so far is I am testing certain things and see if it reoccurs it has not yet. I did have beef sirloin strip steaks which less fat content I think changes it. I have decided to eat less beef though trying to limit to once a week or so. I always drink lots of water as I have had kidney stones. Anyways no further gout episodes which is good.
Thank you all for the well wishes you are all awesome. Especially the possum of course.
Ambrosia I went to a food doctor he said to only do cold as the warm or hot water will cause further swelling and exasperate the problem. Cherry juice though I think helped me even if I don't like it.
Hope your gout has not flared up again.