Gruumash, Why are you so Awesome?


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Ensirio welcome did you have questions about awesomeness?


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Nope, I'm just here for the show.

*handstands on one hand*

Look what I can do.

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He shrugs his shoulders. Yeah not too high on the awesomeness level. You could use some serious tips on trying to be more awesome. But if you hang around long enough it might start rubbing off on you.

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*Returns from I hate roleplaying thread*


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That's okay, I don't live on your grid anyway. Good day sir, I say good day.

*tips hat and hops on a rhinoceros, rides off into the sunset blasting "We Are The Champions" from horn-mounted loudspeakers*

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*Sings along, sounds like a polar bear in pain*

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I am back and still very Awesome.


Dear Gruumash Claws,

What are your plans for orcish conquests and campaigns in the new year? Will you do more to promote inclusiveness of racial diversity by employing more out-of-work goblins at a killing wage?

Also, if you were to be immortalized with a sandwich, what would it have on it? What would you name it?

Sincerely,
A Very Famished,
Pillbug


Gruumash . wrote:
I am back and still very Awesome.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

snuggles next to Gruumash

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Dear Pillbug,

Yes I do plan to have orcish conquests and campaigns for the New Year. I also plan to hire more out of work goblins and I am happy to have any race as a part of our group we don't discriminate like other races like say elves and dwarves and even humans. My liquor stores always are in need of stock boys and girls as well as cashiers just need the go getters to come on and sell the tobacco and liquor.

As far a as a sandwich goes. I was thinking rare hand carved roast beef warm sea salt and pepper. Some arugula, fresh tomato and cucumber on a warm popover? or sliced Yorkshire Pudding and topped with a nice horseradish sauce mayo. That would be my sandwich add some sharp 2 year old cheddar cheese if desired.

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Awesome Possum good to see you boy. Sorry I was out sick.

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So who has questions about my awesomeness?


Are you awesome enough for swordchucks?

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I am awesome enough for anything. But what are sword chucks?


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Gruumash . wrote:
I am awesome enough for anything. But what are sword chucks?

{points to the yawning abyss} Your answer lies beyond the event horizon.

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Oh Sword chucks. Yes I am certainly awesome enough for those. Heck I ma awesome enough to have chainsaw chucks.

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Dr. Hans Reinhardt wrote:
Gruumash . wrote:
I am awesome enough for anything. But what are sword chucks?
{points to the yawning abyss} Your answer lies beyond the event horizon.

... Greetings ... heh ... heh ... heh ...

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Welcome to the awesomeness that is Gruumash.


Why is it that when I post in my forum, you have to post?

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Or why are you posting when I am posting on my awesomeness?


Gruumash . wrote:
Awesome Possum good to see you boy. Sorry I was out sick.

Rubs up against Gruumash, hoping the Awesomeness will rub onto him.

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"Good boy. Yeah you like the awesomeness of Gruumash don't you.

Rubs him behind the ear to make his hind leg kick.


Gruumash . wrote:
It is alot of hard work though and not easy

no such thing. either you are awesome or you are not. Hard work is what emo posers with far too much eye mascara and time think is the key to being awesome.

and besides, you will never be more awesome than a taco, so why even bother?

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Vrog I feel sorry for you. Awesomeness is what I am. I am sorry you can't nor ever will be close to being as Awesome as Possum. Let alone myself.

I mean mimes can never be awesome and you look like a crapping mime.

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Ah! I thought the unbelievers had been cleaved uh cleansed.


bitten on the ankle is the right term and rabbid too.

Not liing the herasy he hears from Vrog, A.O.P. bare his nasty fangs at Vrog


Gruumash . wrote:
Or why are you posting when I am posting on my awesomeness?

Why are you questioning me about questioning you about posting about your awesomeness?

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That is a question you should question the questionior about. Minion 21 would you like to show our guest to his new quarters?

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"Cool, never cleaved a mythic before"

*Thwackawakawakathwacka, into little possum size pieces*


(Thinks: This requires musical accompaniment)

Sings:

Oh, the Orkie in the morning
He ***** from his ****
And he ****** ** *** **** with *** *** upon his *****!
And with the pretty ploughboy he ******* and he *****
And at night he'll ****** to his own **** *****!


Orc Minion 21 wrote:

"Cool, never cleaved a mythic before"

*Thwackawakawakathwacka, into little possum size pieces*

*laugh out loud*

That is cute. You are too cute. Can I take you home? I'm just kidding.

*casts Mythic Irresistible Dance*

Now bust a move.

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Mythic JMD031 wrote:

*laugh out loud*

That is cute. You are too cute. Can I take you home? I'm just kidding.

*casts Mythic Irresistible Dance*

Now bust a move.

"Orcs don't dance, We cleave"

*Cuts the hipsters beard off*

*Grins Evilly*

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Let the awesomeness continue.


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{hums "Your Orc-a Don't Dance (and Your Elf-y Don't Rock 'N' Roll)" by Anklebiter and Messina}

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Yo G, they ever answer the question, or is it just one of those universal constants?

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It is pretty much a given that I am awesome. But does seem to be a universal constant as to why. We are still philosophizing about it though if you care to join in the conversation.

How is it going TOZ?


Gruumash . wrote:

I know this is a dying question most people have been asking themselves. Like Charles Scholz for one, A Doodlebug Anklebiter or his other persona Leafear the Lost. People like Patrick Curtain and Aberzombie and others may already be aware of my awesome nature and possibly why that is. But being so awesome I thought I would start this thread so you could ask me yourself instead of bothering those other people.

So go ahead ask away.

I don't need to read the rest of this thread because it is so obviously made of win.

Rock on, dude.


Werebat wrote:
Gruumash . wrote:

I know this is a dying question most people have been asking themselves. Like Charles Scholz for one, A Doodlebug Anklebiter or his other persona Leafear the Lost. People like Patrick Curtain and Aberzombie and others may already be aware of my awesome nature and possibly why that is. But being so awesome I thought I would start this thread so you could ask me yourself instead of bothering those other people.

So go ahead ask away.

I don't need to read the rest of this thread because it is so obviously made of win.

Rock on, dude.

For those about to rock

BOOM
We salute you!

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Glad you guys are aware of my awesomeness and are accepting of it. The first step to understanding awesomeness is accepting it.

Shadow Lodge

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It's going. I don't know where, but it's going.


It's the journey, not the destination, man.


Orc Minion 21 wrote:
Mythic JMD031 wrote:

*laugh out loud*

That is cute. You are too cute. Can I take you home? I'm just kidding.

*casts Mythic Irresistible Dance*

Now bust a move.

"Orcs don't dance, We cleave"

*Cuts the hipsters beard off*

*Grins Evilly*

Your non-mythic weapons are useless against me. Besides, I'm not even being hostile towards you. I'm just trying to liven things up.


Bears Teeth at Mythic JMD031

I have a mythic bite. Will that work?

Dark Archive

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Well I think Minion 21 wanted to trim your beard for you. He was trying to help you out.

I mean what is more awesome than shaving with a battle axe ... Nothing.


Gruumash . wrote:

Well I think Minion 21 wanted to trim your beard for you. He was trying to help you out.

I mean what is more awesome than shaving with a battle axe ... Nothing.

Granpa Toenibbler shaved his face once with a steam-powered lawnmower from Alkenstar. Granma Toenibbler nicknamed him Shawarma, and saw to it he was buried in an over-sized pita with tabbouleh and hummus.

Dang it, now I'm hungry again.

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Gruumash . wrote:

Well I think Minion 21 wanted to trim your beard for you. He was trying to help you out.

I mean what is more awesome than shaving with a battle axe ... Nothing.

Jeez!, It's not like I broke his glasses or his face.

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Well I think Mythic JMD031 is a little sensitive perhaps at not being as awesome as some other people around here? Its tough as not everyone can be as awesome as myself and people get intimidated and stuff and then get a litte "Sensitive"


He is also likely suffering from Pun-Traumatic Stress Disorder.

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Not just everyone can handle the pun-ishment you dish out Pillbug Toenibbler. Where is your partner in crime Doodlebug Anklebiter?


Last I heard, he had a theory the Starstone was a giant bong, so he was going on a quest to round up the most epic weed on Golarion and then smoke himself to godhood.

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