The Rules of Bacon according to the PFS guide to organized play
1. There must always be bacon in the fridge. Always.
Foolish Mortals, you cannot resist my sizzling deliciousness, No matter how "good" you fancy yourself at fighting. I have already won by significantly shortening your life span.
The patient fighter is the one who wins..and tastes delicious while doing so
Quote from the art of war and other recipes with bacon