Gruumash, Why are you so Awesome?


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I had the whole series at one time.

Dire Wraiths sucking out brains got to be gross at one time.

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I kinda got pissed at the bait and switch though.....totally badass Michael Golden cover, with Sal Buscema art inside.

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Dire Wraiths against the X-Men ... they were awesome villains.

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Just thought I would remind everyone about this thread.


That's not very awesome, though. Good enough to get me to post again, yes, but still a degree or two away from being fully awesome.


Kirth Gersen wrote:
That's not very awesome, though. Good enough to get me to post again, yes, but still a degree or two away from being fully awesome.

Burn!

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Ah and just when I thought all the infidels had been silenced, That's what i get for thinking


Orc Minion 21 wrote:
That's what i get for thinking

I know it's new to you, but don't give up... you'll get the hang of it eventually.

{goes back to poking sleeping badger}

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'Ah you think it was not awesome but in fact it was totally awesome because we got Pillbug to post to the thread again.


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I worry about this thread. It keeps disappearing into the Astral Plane and githyanki set up a flea market on it's semi-petrified corpse. I meant to say something earlier but I was distracted by the modron's having tractor pulls.


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Kirth Gersen wrote:
That's not very awesome, though. Good enough to get me to post again, yes, but still a degree or two away from being fully awesome.
Burn!

DURDURDURDURR DURDURDURDURRDUR DURDURDURDURR DURDURDURDURR

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Turnip shaped like R. Blackmore wrote:
Some Random Dude wrote:
Kirth Gersen wrote:
That's not very awesome, though. Good enough to get me to post again, yes, but still a degree or two away from being fully awesome.
Burn!
DURDURDURDURR DURDURDURDURRDUR DURDURDURDURR DURDURDURDURR

That was awesome!

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I will need to take better efforts to make certain to post to it more often.

That song posted was awesome.

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Well, the actual Grummash from these boards gets an awesome vote for knowing how to pick an amazing restaurant, with a really cool owner who gets and an owner's wife who can create some incredibly delicious food, when someone comes in from out of town to visit with him.

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I am glad to have done it. Hope that you can come back and I will show you some more places around Boston.


Where'd you end up taking him?

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I met him at a Hungarian place called Jasmine Bistro in Brighton. Place was amazing. The owner was our waiter, and he is one of the coolest dudes I've ever met. His wife was the chef/head cook, and it was some of the best food I've eaten in a restaurant pretty much ever, and I work in the industry.


Nice! Coincidentally, two days ago I learned there's a Hungarian place here in the 'Burgh, and now I'm jonesing to try out: Jozca Corner.

I love Hungarian food, but seldom have room for it in Boston after eating all the scrod at Legal Seafood.

Re: owners-as-waiters, my favorite spot here is Joseph Tambellini's -- his wife does the hostess-waitress thing, and he tends the bar. I promised to teach him to mix a Sazerac Cocktail next time I'm there (he was out of absinthe last time).

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There are some other very good restaurants in the area as well. I will take you to another one the chef whom I know personally and is a 5 star chef.

Oh by the way another awesome thing about me ... I am buying a house.

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Do you have room in the basement for me?

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Yes my favorite minion of course we have room for you. We have a shed out back you can stay there.


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Is it about waist high with an opening that doesn't close? Kind of looks like this?

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*Hoooooowwwwwwwwwllllll*


*Squeeeeeeeee!*

Looks for something to gnaw on

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Awesome we have a spot for you too not to worry.

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So sorry I have been away for a little while. But worry not I am here to answer any questions you might have about my awesomeness.

Don't be frightened if it is your first time on the thread ask away.


Can you articulate why is Kobold Cleaver so awesome?

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Not sure I can. Are Kobalds capable of being awesome?

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So what other questions of awesomeness are there? Or just questions about myself... I am willing to answer those as well.

You know like what sort of awesome drink do you drink. Who are you dating. What do you do in your free time ... that sorta thing. Ask Away. Don't be shy or intimidated by my awesome nature here. I know it is tough when faced with someone as awesome as myself but I wont judge. Ask away.

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Seems I have intimidated a few from my awesomeness. I understand completely it is a tough burden for me to bear. But its okay ask away I know you all have questions.

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What's for Lunch?

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Slaadlings?


Here's a question that I have asked the wisest sages, and all of them declared themselves baffled and told me to come ask Gruuumash.

We know of air elementals, and fire elementals and earth elementals and water elementals. Some Eastern philosophies have five elements instead, including wood of all things. The modern periodic table boasts something like 118 elements.

The question is this: Is there an element of awesome? If so, can you summon awesome elementals?


Gruumash . wrote:
Slaadlings?

I'm sorry but the correct answer is piano keys with a light coating of Febreeze.


I prefer to coat the Febreze with the piano keys, and remove one of the Es while I'm at it. This weekend, I shall experiment with removing all of them, since everything tastes better without vowels. Or bowels. R bwls.


Mst xcllnt. Ths cld bcm thm fr s. Lt's gv t th ld cllg tr, ysssss.


D y mn tr s n tr tr tr agn, or tr s n

1) th lrch
2) th scts pn, tc.

th lk f whch mght b sd t mk th ld kn bckt? (DT: f t ws n k)

f th frmr, tht rss th qstn, whch s mr wsm t cntnng glln r s f sr crm, th ld kn bckt r Grmsh?


Squeeeeeeeeee!

madly bites all the slaads who would impute the awesome of Gruumash

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"That's it boy chase all those nasty Slaad away from here with their weird language stuff. Which is certainly not Awesome.

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Kirth to answer your question there is of course a secret element of awesome. Those who are awesome can summon them. But it rare that one is that awesome that they might be able to summon all of the awesome elements at one time. Thus the ability of summoning awesome elementals

I of course am that awesome. But with great power comes great responsibility so while I can summon such creatures I must not do so unless it is for a truly awesome reason.


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But, being so awesome, wouldn't any reason you do it for be, almost by definition, an awesome reason?

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Ah this is the reason I am so awesome because I know when to do awesome things so that they continue to be awesome.

I mean it is hard work being awesome otherwise anyone could be awesome like me and that is certainly not the case.


Gruumash . wrote:

Kirth to answer your question there is of course a secret element of awesome. Those who are awesome can summon them. But it rare that one is that awesome that they might be able to summon all of the awesome elements at one time. Thus the ability of summoning awesome elementals

I of course am that awesome. But with great power comes great responsibility so while I can summon such creatures I must not do so unless it is for a truly awesome reason.

Wait, you're Captain Planet? {puts on foil hat and robe to deflect tree rays}


Dear Gruumash,

Is it true that everything is awesome, that everything is cool when you're partially orc? Is everything awesome when you're living orc dreams?

Sincerely,
Pillbug

P.S. I was eating a bowl of Baked Gobby Charms, and I thought the free candy surprise enclosed was kinda yucky. Turns out "Kragle" isn't some new candy after all. >:(

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I am more awesome than Captain Planet.

Yes everything is indeed more awesome when you are part orc.

Yeah Baked Gobby Charms with Kragle as a surprise is not awesome at all. I can totally understand why you would upset about that.

So Pillbug are you also part orc? Or 100% goblin?


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So Pillbug are you also part orc? Or 100% goblin?

7/8s goblin, 1/8 sewer troll (on granpappy's side)

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Is where you get that nice greenish hue from?


So, who would win if Gruumash grappled a succubus?
(a) Gruumash.
(b) The succubus.
(c) The audience.


(d) All of the Above


What if Grappabush suckled a plud-u-sed ?

What is a plud-u-sed? Can I a) eat it b) have sex with it c) snort it d) invest in it e) swap it for some cheese? Is it awesome? If not, why not?

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