Gruumash, Why are you so Awesome?


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Typical jealous feelings from those who are not awesome.

Haters are going to hate especially when they don't understand and are jealous of those with the awesomeness such as myself.

Just because you don't believe in it doesn't mean it is not true. Take for example those who dot believe in dinosaurs or that we landed on the moon. You may with all your heart not believe ... but you would still be wrong. Not everyone is awesome enough to either understand nor accept the awesomeness that is me. I feel sorry for people like you. You probably need a hug..... But you are a squirrel which is like a rat with a fuzzy tail and it is not awesome to hug a rat.

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*Pulls out battle axe, cleaves squirrels head from body, holds head near ear*

"What were you saying, sorry can't hear you could you speak up"

*Grins Evilly*


Orc Minion 21 wrote:

*Pulls out battle axe, cleaves squirrels head from body, holds head near ear*

"What were you saying, sorry can't hear you could you speak up"

*Grins Evilly*

I said I don't elieve that Gruumash is awesome!

What, you think a bit of decapitation is going to suppress the voice of the people?

The people who live in the trees and bury nuts for the winter that is.


Snickers

[Telepathicly]Shall I eat this squirrel now master?[/telepathicly]


When you're dead can I have your stump?

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Squirrelshades wrote:
Orc Minion 21 wrote:

*Pulls out battle axe, cleaves squirrels head from body, holds head near ear*

"What were you saying, sorry can't hear you could you speak up"

*Grins Evilly*

I said I don't elieve that Gruumash is awesome!

What, you think a bit of decapitation is going to suppress the voice of the people?

The people who live in the trees and bury nuts for the winter that is.

Well.... that usually works

Proceeds to chop down every tree in the thread in 1 rd..man that was awesome.


Why are you doing that?! Some of those trees were my friends.

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Yes Awesome Possum you may eat.

Squirrels really should not be trying to cast dispersions on anyone else's awesomeness as they are like the lamest animal there is.

Honestly I mean have you ever heard of anyone saying hey I want to be a squirrel? NO a possum of course cause there are awesome possums but I have never heard anyone say awesome squirrel. Because there is no such thing.

Seriously there have been what 3 cartoon characters based off of squirrels. Secret Squirrel super lame, Rocky of Rocky and Bulwinkle we all know Bulwinkle was the one who held that together and then the weird squirrel from ice age. I hope no one is going to try to say he was cool.


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I got three words for ya, pal: Skippy and Slappy

You don't want to mess with us.


Okay I gotta give it this one. Slappy Squirrel is my godsdamned hero.

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So you are using a reconstituted Abbott and Costello bit to make me think that the squirrel is awesome. Didn't work I still think all squirrels are lame and not awesome.

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my brother used to think skiurids were awesome

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Your little brother right? Then he grew out of it?

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Yes, of course.


chase his tail, then bites his own tail foolishly

YIPE!

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Awesome Possum I have missed you little guy.

You hungry? Want a treat?


Bacon, ham, walnuts, cookies, raw dragons, and sprinkled gnomes


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Hold on a second I see a pig wandering around here should be pretty tasty.


Butcher him and pop him in the oven for Thanksgiving. I'm hungry

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Here Piggy Piggy Uncle Gruumash has a nice apple to put in your mouth.

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*Moves to the rear to provide flanking, grins evilly*


"Not a chance, all you orcs want is my ever so luscious belly"

*Runs and squeals*


{hears pig squeal, sits up suddenly from multi-week nap} I blame this thread and Gruumash on Cosmo.

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I take full responsibility of this thread and its awesomeness.


*Tch*

As if the Lord Cosmo, Cause of Calamity, would create such a thread.

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"Ah look an unbeliever"

*Cleaves the dogs head from body*

"That was awesome"

*Grins evilly*


AHHHHHHHHH! You broke a pugwampi! That's {holds up three fingers} seven years bad luck.


Ah, promoted to Master rank! Crunch pugwampis all you want!

We'll make more! >:D

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"Dog is Dog"

*Draws and Quarters dog, Looks at Gobo*

"How many for awesome drawn and quatered"

*Grins Evilly*

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"Good work, Minion 21. You have always been my favorite."

I am indeed the reason behind the awesomeness and glory this thread provides as I am its creator.


Squeeeeeeeee!

salutes

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"Of course Awesome Possum you are a favorite as well. "Good Boy"


{uses A.O.Possum's teeth to open bottle of Old Gobwaukee beer, pours some in a shotglass for him, begins drinking rest of it}

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"Pillbug you returned I knew you wouldn't stay away too long. Glad to have you back."


Funny story for the Big G-Man:

So, Xmas-time work means that I get moved to the other side of the building where I work on a conveyor belt alongside a couple of other people who have also been moved there because their holiday workloads are so heavy.

We are all from different areas of the building, though, and report to different supervisors and even though we Teamsters all work together like a team, our supes often fight bitterly over how many people they're going to send to this area of the building.

Anyway, my least favorite supervisor of all time shows up one day and is like "We're putting in a truck here. It's a very special account and you need to scan each package, palletize them, and shrink-wrap the pallettes." Then he left.

So me and one of the other guys started looking at the packages and the other guy's supe shows up and starts yelling about how my least favorite supervisor didn't send any of his own people over to do this truck and then he very forcefully instructed my union brother to not do this new truck unless he had nothing else to do. I made a face, and the supe looked at me and said "I'm sure XXXX (my supervisor) feels the same way."

Well, you don't have to tell me to slack off twice, so, now, every day, I stack up the packages to the special account, maybe I scan them, I certainly don't palletize or shrinkwrap them, and then I laugh uproariously when I hear the complaints coming back from the customer and the trouble that my least favorite supervisor is getting into.

Hee hee!

Spoiler:
For the sake of privacy, I can't say the name of the special customer, but it starts with a "Z," ends with a double "l" and has an "o" in the middle. I know you work in sales, Big G, but if you ever hear anyone in the shipping and receiving department complain about UPS for the next month, tell 'em it's Doodlebug Anklebiter's fault.


insulted by being used as a bottle opener, A.O. Possum gnaws through pillbug's ankle from one side to the next.


AUGH! {falls over} Fine! Next time, I'll bring my Ronco Miniature Giant Pocket Hamster for my bottle-opening needs.

{drinks A.O. Possum's shotglass of beer} No more for you; you're a mean drunk.


Squuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Comrade Anklebiter wrote:

Funny story for the Big G-Man:

So, Xmas-time work means that I get moved to the other side of the building where I work on a conveyor belt alongside a couple of other people who have also been moved there because their holiday workloads are so heavy.

We are all from different areas of the building, though, and report to different supervisors and even though we Teamsters all work together like a team, our supes often fight bitterly over how many people they're going to send to this area of the building.

Anyway, my least favorite supervisor of all time shows up one day and is like "We're putting in a truck here. It's a very special account and you need to scan each package, palletize them, and shrink-wrap the pallettes." Then he left.

So me and one of the other guys started looking at the packages and the other guy's supe shows up and starts yelling about how my least favorite supervisor didn't send any of his own people over to do this truck and then he very forcefully instructed my union brother to not do this new truck unless he had nothing else to do. I made a face, and the supe looked at me and said "I'm sure XXXX (my supervisor) feels the same way."

Well, you don't have to tell me to slack off twice, so, now, every day, I stack up the packages to the special account, maybe I scan them, I certainly don't palletize or shrinkwrap them, and then I laugh uproariously when I hear the complaints coming back from the customer and the trouble that my least favorite supervisor is getting into.

Hee hee!

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That is awesome. By the way I work in Marketing not Sales but they are similar. That is funny I will blame the little goblins at UPS on the slowness of the shipment if it comes up. Hopefully it was none of my stuff going to Florida.

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The awesomeness of the holidays is upon us. How is everyone out there? Happy Holidays from the Awesome Gruumash.


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Dear Gruumash Claws,

When will Amazon.com start delivering delicious bacon cheeseburgers by drones?

Sincerely,
A Very Famished,
Pillbug

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Dear Sweet Pillbug,

They are working out the kinks especially after the horrible Big Mac tragedy near the power convertor in Salem. Might be a few years still.

Sincerely

Gruumash Claws


tugs on his pant leg

Squeeeee!

I want a Big Mac and fries

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Snaps his finger and a Big Mac and large fries arrives.

"It's good to be a god."

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Well things look pretty calm around here if you need me boss i'll be in the I hate roleplaying thread


It's dangerous to go alone! Take the possum! Seriously, he'd probably be pretty good at literally kneecapping (anklecapping?) trolls.


You have caps on your ankles too?!

EDIT: I may have meant cops. Or crap. Or carp. I shall lift up my bell-bottoms and find out.

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Okay Number 21 I will summon you back here if needed. Things do seem to be in order ... for now.


Order? Well we can't be having any of that.

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